Well, Now We Know Where SimDoc's Romantic Tendencies Come From

-D: Pardon?-
It came to me while I was playing the latest revison_doc update. George and Lorraine opened their bakery, and Sarah Von Braun was their first customer. To my horror and amusement, George had two lightning bolts with her.
-D: *groan*-
-VD: Great Scott, does everyone in that damn neighborhood --
*blinks a few times*
Oh my God, my mother's a slut.-
*laughs* You said it, not me! Seriously, though, that must be where YOU get it from -- males swoon over Sarah, females swoon over you. It's a family curse, says I.
-VD: *looks at other Docs* Do you remember anyone swooning over Mom when we were younger?-
-D: Not me.-
-VD2: Nor I.-
-OD: Not here.-
-DW: I don't think so -- my family being wolves, my father would have ripped apart anyone who looked at his mate wrong.-
-D: Actually, I think our fathers would have done that too.-
-TD: I don't remember this, but my mother DID have that affair with Barry Heterodyne. . .-
-VD: Yes, but he was one person, not -- how many are in Sims?-
I dunno. I think both George and Robert have expressed interest, and I've seen swooning townies as well. Plus Arazel.
-VD: Oh great.-
Come on, you aren't the least bit gratified that your SimSelf is apparently this popular with the ladies?
-VD2: We'd be slightly more gratified if they weren't our best friends and best friends' relatives!-
Point.

Speaking of Sexy Doc
-VD2: *eye twitching*-
-VM: What's with his hair?-
As Moonlady reasoned, he's spent two years in a mental institution. His hair will naturally be messier than the other Docs.
-VD: . . . That labcoat barely covers ANYTHING.-
I think that's why he has his legs crossed.
-DW: So glad she doesn't do anthros. . . .-
-TD: *pats VampDoc2 on back* I understand what you're going through.-
-VD2: Want. . .to. . .kill. . . .-
-TD: Come on down to the lab with me and we'll invent a nice doomsday device.-
-D: *shudder* I hate to think what's she's got planned next.-
Actually, she's still got a VampDoc pic she's doing, I think.
-VD: Great Scott!-
Hang on, she said it's a goofy thing with Mystie!
-VD: . . . Oh? Oh, I hope so. . . .-
-M2: You two are aware you're playing havoc with these guys?-
Yup. Don't care.

Two more links, then I have to get back to fan fiction and fan art before I get poked to death again. First, I found watches for Sims! All About Style has EVERYTHING:
The Watches Are At The Bottom
And someone's created a poll over at BTTFOnline as to who's scarier, foxywriter's Doc B, or my own Jack Merridew Brown:
Battle of the Psychopaths
-D: Frankly, I wouldn't want to meet either of them down a dark alley.-
-M: Yeah, really.-
I know. Scary stuff.
Anyway, back to writing. Gotta figure out the flux capacitor for "Boy Genius."