Happy Fourth of July

It's been pretty boring for me, except that I wrote a new story.
-D: Finally! Are you going to put it up?-
I would. Except
FANFICTION.NET IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, AND ITS CREATORS DESERVE TO BE DISEMBOWLED!!!
-VD: *unfazed* I guess the site's not working again.-
I'll say it isn't working! *smacks it as hard as she can* I mean, the story's just a one-shot comedy piece (pretty stupid, too), but damn it, it's the first update I've had there in forever!! *rips at it lycanthropically*
-D: No changing into a werewolf.-
Why are you so calm?
-M: We're used to you like this by now.-
O.O Now I'm scared.
-VD2: *puzzled* Is that sarcasm?-
Truth be told, I don't know either.
Anyway, have a good July 4th. *sigh*