Reading More Antro Stuff
Apr. 3rd, 2006 10:04 pmThis time a comic called "Freefall" that features an anthro wolf character (called a Bowman's wolf in the comic). It's actually got me thinking about my own anthro character around here, DocWolf. You don't have much of a backstory around here, DocWolf. You're the only one of my characters that hasn't come from a fanfiction universe I've created. I'm not even sure how I designed you.
-DW: I know. And we figured that, what with all the anthromorphic thoughts you've had lately, you'd want some answers.-
-TD: So I converted my Babbage engine computer into a diagnostics tool to get some proper specs on how DocWolf works.-
Hey, cool. And I didn't even hear an explosion.
-TD: Oh, ha ha.-
-H: There was one, very minor explosion during initial testing, and that wasn't even really TeenDoc's fault. We ran a few tests on us humans, and OckDoc temporarily shorted out the machine.-
-TD: Well, technically, his KIDS did.-
-OD: *tentacles squeak contritely* It's fine, kids, no harm done. The nice thing about steampunk is that it's very easy to fix.-
-TD: Precisely! Anyway, DocWolf's diagnostic results -- here's the printout. *hands me a sheet of paper*-
*reads over* Primarily bipedal. Can run at 50 mph, leap 100 feet, lift about 5,000 pounds -- I knew this much, it's in your muse entry.
-D: Which is why he can do those things. You DID design us -- or, at least, make your own alterations to the Zemeckis design.-
You make it sound like you're robots. Anyway, sight -- Ahh, I was wondering if you were colorblind or not!
-DW: Not quite -- I can see color, but everything looks like it's in pastels.-
Right -- wolflike smell and hearing, heals quickly, carnivorous but able to digest some plant matter -- and I know you can eat chocolate, you've had it before.
-DW: Can't eat too much or I get a stomach cramp, but it's better than it being poisonous.-
I can imagine. Mostly nocturnal with some dirunal activity--
-VD: That sounds like a report on YOU.-
. . . And that comes from a vampire. I really have to stop staying up until two A.M. on weekends. Well, this report looks fairly comprehensive -- nice work TeenDoc.
-TD: Thanks, though it was a group effort.-
-VD2: Our function was to keep him from adding anything too dangerous to it. He gets a bit like Agatha when he Sparks.-
Death rays?
-TD: Security System!-
-E: You're sure he's my brother?-
You share blood even in the "Boy Genius" universe. Trust me, you're related. You just happened to get all the sensible genes.
-M: I can vouch for that.-
-D: *roll eyes*-
Okay, off to do some fanficcy stuff before I get poked to death. Also listen to some music videos.
-DW: I know. And we figured that, what with all the anthromorphic thoughts you've had lately, you'd want some answers.-
-TD: So I converted my Babbage engine computer into a diagnostics tool to get some proper specs on how DocWolf works.-
Hey, cool. And I didn't even hear an explosion.
-TD: Oh, ha ha.-
-H: There was one, very minor explosion during initial testing, and that wasn't even really TeenDoc's fault. We ran a few tests on us humans, and OckDoc temporarily shorted out the machine.-
-TD: Well, technically, his KIDS did.-
-OD: *tentacles squeak contritely* It's fine, kids, no harm done. The nice thing about steampunk is that it's very easy to fix.-
-TD: Precisely! Anyway, DocWolf's diagnostic results -- here's the printout. *hands me a sheet of paper*-
*reads over* Primarily bipedal. Can run at 50 mph, leap 100 feet, lift about 5,000 pounds -- I knew this much, it's in your muse entry.
-D: Which is why he can do those things. You DID design us -- or, at least, make your own alterations to the Zemeckis design.-
You make it sound like you're robots. Anyway, sight -- Ahh, I was wondering if you were colorblind or not!
-DW: Not quite -- I can see color, but everything looks like it's in pastels.-
Right -- wolflike smell and hearing, heals quickly, carnivorous but able to digest some plant matter -- and I know you can eat chocolate, you've had it before.
-DW: Can't eat too much or I get a stomach cramp, but it's better than it being poisonous.-
I can imagine. Mostly nocturnal with some dirunal activity--
-VD: That sounds like a report on YOU.-
. . . And that comes from a vampire. I really have to stop staying up until two A.M. on weekends. Well, this report looks fairly comprehensive -- nice work TeenDoc.
-TD: Thanks, though it was a group effort.-
-VD2: Our function was to keep him from adding anything too dangerous to it. He gets a bit like Agatha when he Sparks.-
Death rays?
-TD: Security System!-
-E: You're sure he's my brother?-
You share blood even in the "Boy Genius" universe. Trust me, you're related. You just happened to get all the sensible genes.
-M: I can vouch for that.-
-D: *roll eyes*-
Okay, off to do some fanficcy stuff before I get poked to death. Also listen to some music videos.