You'll Have To Excuse Our Author

She's currently indisposed. *grins evilly at Victoria*
-Vicky: *tied to a chair* Let me out of this chair!-
We caught you fair and square, and now you pay the consequences. I still can't believe you fell for it.
-Vicky: I was rather distracted by an incredibly hot, fully-Sparking Madboy who happens to be you, if you didn't notice.-
We noticed. We're surprised you didn't trip over that tongue of yours.
-TeenDoc: *somewhat evilly* Thanks for posting the latest chapter of Boy Genius first. I'd hate to have to wait an extra day or so for that.-
-OckDoc: Yes, it's a very good thing you got your other writing done beforehand.-
-Vicky: You're all evil.-
-VampDoc: *bringing in a laundry basket* No, we're just especially interested in the concept 'turn about is fair play.'-
-Vicky: *baffled* What?-
We did every pair of socks we could find in this mansion. And when you consider there's 17 of us who wear socks, that's a lot.
-Vicky: You're -- tormenting me -- with socks. Doc, I think you've finally blew a fuse. I mean, if they weren't LAUNDERED socks, I could see it--
-VampDoc2: *fanged grin* You know, Victoria, now that you've gotten that haircut, your hair is quite -- what's the word -- ah, yes, FLOOFY.-
-Vicky: . . . Oh.-
-TeenDoc: *beam* I've even got a static electricity air charger! Just invented it this morning!-
-Vicky: Keep it away from -- oh, hell, don't even bother, the VAIO is evil anyway.-
. . . .
-DocWolf: You're not concerned about your computer? Are you ill?-
-Vicky: No, I'm concerned, but I hate the way it's playing Sims lately. One and a half hours for 14 pictures! *grumblemutter*-
-TeenDoc: Don't worry, your precious computer will be unaffected. *starts up the device*-
-Vicky: Avenge my -- um -- being buried under socks.-
-OckDoc: Like we said, turnabout is fair play.-
*grabs some socks* We'll be back later.
*all the Docs start sticking socks to Victoria, with some of the Martys and Jennifers joining in*