Perhaps I Wasn't Clear

GhostlyClara, who you met yesterday, isn't a muse -- she's a muse girlfriend. She's in the same category as Mystie, Josie, Gypsy, and the rest of the Claras. I was thinking poor RPD was looking lonely lately. He doesn't have any submuses, you know, thanks to the other guys being player-characters.
-RPD: *hugs me* Thanks again. She really is sweet.-
Not a problem. And hey, you'll see her again soon -- next week, Valentine's Day!
-RPD: You really ought to get going on that drawing then.-
-OD: *nodnod* Or do something vaguely art-related. You really have to stop looking at other people's work on devART.-
I know, I know. *sigh*
-D: At least your question on the curiousinsane Q&A got answered.-
Yup -- yay for not being so confused anymore. Though I still do wonder about that age difference between Alice and her sister. *pause* Her sister needs a name. Abigail. Alice and Abigail.
-WRM: Shouldn't you use one of the real Alice Liddel's sister's names?-
Maybe -- but considering Disney's Alice doesn't even look like the real Alice. . . . Then again, the Hatter of her world is named after her real-life husband, so maybe. Hmmmm.
-HD: *hits me with his hat* Name her whatever you want, just stop with the Dark Wonderland thoughts!-
-DW: You expect her to stop? I don't think you're quite over your "newbie" status, HatterDoc.-
-HD: *sulks* She could at least disguise them better. If she keeps trying to McGee me, I'm getting some caffeinated tea!-
Could be worse -- I could be trying to Looking-Glass you.
-HD: . . . ? That's an exercise in futility. I'm IN "Through the Looking-Glass" already, remember? And you've established that the White Knight is my equally-inventive cousin.-
-MHG: Or is this a case of where you meant what you said, but didn't say what you meant?-
Sorry, I should be more clear -- Looking Glass WARS you.
-HD: Looking-Glass Land has always been at war, it's a chess game.-
No, it's a book.
-HD: Oooooooh.-
-VD: Someone wrote a sequel to Alice?-
Not exactly. This guy says that the Alice In Wonderland books were lies, and that he has the real story. Alice is Alyss --
-VD2: O.o There's one for Bad Baby Names.-
*snort* -- Alyss Heart, heir apparent to Wonderland's throne. She's driven to the real world when the evil Queen Redd kills her parents. Hatter is Hatter Madigan. He's a swordsman with a hat that becomes some sort of blade weapon. He's Alyss's bodyguard.
-HD: So where does he find the time to drink tea with March and Dormy.-
He doesn't.
-HD: . . .-
Oh, did I forget to mention everyone's basically sane?
-HD: WHAT?!?-
I'm not sure March and Dormy even exist.
-HD: Who would do that to Wonderland?!-
Someone who thought the books were girly, if I remember some information I found correctly. However, I must give the book its due -- it inspired this kick-ass song I'm hooked on.
-HD: Not good enough. *muttergrumble* Sane Wonderland. . . . That's like the world of Girl Genius with no Sparks!-
-TD: Great Scott, that's a scary thought. It would be so -- boring.-
*shrug* I wouldn't worry about it -- I'm not planning on reading the darn things. Concept annoys me too much. I think I'll stick with more traditional Alice.
-HD: Then please do and finish "Marty In Wonderland."-
Get on that right after I finish up here.
( And To Finish Up Here, I Should Talk about Sims )

And now, to fan fic. And fanart. And get poked by the muses when I get distracted reading an American McGee interview.
-HD: *headdesk*-
If it cheers you up, I do want to watch more DisneyPark Hatter clips on YouTube.
-HD: *lifts head* A little.-
-TD: *patpat* Hey, at least your Wonderland isn't totally warped, right?-
-HD: I suppose I should be grateful Queen Biffica of Hearts isn't a tentacle monster. . . .-
Ewwwww, mind just went to a BAD place.
-HD: Good!-