*anguished voice* TRAIN!

-D: O.o?-
-VuM: Er, shouldn't the subject line read "Happy Birthday Jeffery Weissman?"-
TRAIN!
-VD: Methinks our author is stuck.-
-VD2: What about the train? It's sitting in the garage.-
-TD: I haven't added a deathray to it, honest.-
Traaaaiiinnn. . . .
-RPD: Context, Victoria. It really does help.-
TRAIN
-M: The DeLorean's in the Bill and Ted show? Don't they have their OWN time machine?-
-VD2: It's probably a crossover situation -- What -- Oh my God.-
*nodnod* Train.
-MF: Is she going to stop saying that anytime soon?-
-DW: *reading topic* Probably not, as she's just learned there's a possibility of the BTTF III TimeTrain being turned into the Hogwarts Express.-
-HD: *spittake* What?!-
-TD: *horrified* Look at the interior! The display is peeling! PEELING! This insult cannot go unavenged!-
-HD: *looks* Great Scott.-
-VM: Simpsons, Harry Potter, Marvel, Shrek -- does Universal have any actual UNIVERSAL rides anymore.-
-M: To be fair, the Spider-Man ride's pretty cool. But yeah, jeez.-
*moaning* Traaain.
-OD: *tentacles squeak, pats back* Go out and hug ours, it'll make you feel better.-
-RPD: This WOULD come after the first day of one of her coworkers being out. You come home after being on your feet all day, trying to handle piles of work, and this greets you.-
-TD: I'm heading down to the lab to work out some frustration.-
-VDM: Hang on, I'll make sure the circuit-breakers are working.-
-VD: I do wish she'd managed to write something before going into Ride-destruction-based catatonia.-
-TTV: *ahem*-
-VD: I meant something based on our fandom.-
-OD: Well, she did draw a bit, so I'll give her a pass. Happy birthday anyway, Jeffery.-
-VuM: *shakes head* Really shitty start to "UberMonth."-
*in distance* Train!