Empty Canon Day

Since the canon versions aren't doing much, I present you not with a screenshot today, but a link. Since I'm pulling nicely ahead in my NaNoing, you get a chapter!
When Worlds Collide -- REALLY Collide, Chapter Seven
Be warned, this is a very long chapter in which a lot of stuff comes out. Also, Jack is evil as usual, which is nothing new.
-D: Unfortunately.-
Yeah. Don't worry, I'm well into Narbonic's bit, so we're nearing the end of the great chase. Then it's the crash into BTTFWonderland, and the total WTFery of the museworld.
-HD: Do I get to pour hot tea down someone's pants?-
Let's see how the cards fall.
Oh, and one other thing -- midway through the chapter, the appellations as to who's who change a bit, for wordcount purposes. Try not to get too surprised.
In other news, Clockwork is having a very awkward and weird meeting with a post-Rift Farley shego2drakken has dreamed up. Imagine that, the future comes back to visit.
-RPD: Of course, this may mean problems if Clockwork wants to know anything specific.-
True, true. I'll try to rein him in, but I suspect a few technically non-answerable questions will be asked.
-HD: Non-answerable questions are the best kind!-
Unless they involve the reversal of a Rift in time and space so you can go see your best friend again for certain, instead of just out-of-canon on holidays.
-HD: . . . Point.-
Yeah. Anyway, I ought to get back to that. Don't have much else going on, anyway. Besides watching Addams Family and Mask stuff on YouTube. Damn, there's all these movies I want to watch nowadays. . . .

Oh, Yeah, Wordcount!

21,291 / 50,000 (42.6%)

Not bad, no?
-VD: Hitting your stride, I take it?-
Yeah. Tis nice.