Seriously, Life? Happy Mediums Are Good

Yesterday I was giggly from an overdose of webcomics, today I'm angsty because my period snuck up on me. I no likey the mood swings.
-M: We're not too fond of them either.-
Hey, at least you don't have to experience them directly.
-TD: PMS sounds like a cruel trick Mother Nature played on the female sex at times.-
It is, TeenDoc. It is. Especially when it comes on you suddenly and leaves you feeling icky.
-HD: *patpat, offer tea*-
Chocolate would be better, methinks.
-HD: We should have something here. . . .-
-DW: Get any writing done today?-
Some -- worked some on that new Drabbles88, typed up some more Victor/Alice stuff. I really should just join the stupid community if I'm going to use their prompts table, aren't I?
-VD2: *amused* Probably. Though I don't think anyone would complain if you didn't.-
Heh. Other than that, not much happening around here. Rift isn't too busy (except for the shipping meme in the cafe), and thanks to said period, I can't really muster up the energy to do anything Nexus-wise at the moment. Bleh.
-RPD: Well, as long as--
Don't say what I think you're going to say! Otherwise it'll happen!
-RPD: . . .You've probably got a point. Sorry.-
Anyway, I figure I might as well join the meme bandwagon -- stolen from foxywriter, who got it from martyfan, who got it from darkjediprinces. . . .
Give me a character of mine (I'll take past, current, and original characters) and I'll answer the following questions:

01.) Full name?
02.) Best friend?
03.) Sexuality?
04.) Favorite color?
05.) Relationship status?
06.) Ideal mate?
07.) Turn-ons?
08.) Last sexual experience?
09.) Favorite food?
10.) Crushes?
11.) Favorite music?
12.) Biggest fear?
13.) Biggest fantasy?
14.) Quirks in bed?
15.) Bad habits?
16.) Biggest regret?
17.) Best kept secrets?
18.) Last thought?
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience?
20.) Biggest insecurity?

My RP characters are in my profile, though you guys probably know everyone I play at this point.
-VD: You seem to be doing a lot of memes lately.-
*shrug* They help pass the time.
-OD: I suppose it's better than TV Tropes.-
Ooooh, there's no escaping TV Tropes. Ever.
-D: Really? You didn't visit there for quite a while. . . .-
Yeah, but now I'm back, aren't I?
-D: True. Haven't you read half the articles you look at already?-
Sometimes there's new stuff!
-VD2: Just stay away from anything in Madness Tropes. Or Silent Hill.-
*pout* You're no fun.