LULZ

One of the stories posted today on Not Always Right:

Someone’s About To Get Smacked To The Future
Retail | Rio Rancho, NM, USA

Coworker: “Yes, miss. I understand it’s an emergency, But let me ask my coworker. He probably knows what your looking for!”

Me: “What’s going on?”

Coworker: “This woman was sent in looking for an item. She said it’s called a … a … something capacitor.”

Me: “Well, we don’t really carry any capacitors here. That’s more of a true electronics store thing.”

Customer: “Please, it’s my son’s birthday and my husband says that we desperately need to find a 120 volt flux capacitor for my son’s Xbox!”

Me: “Ma’am, unless you have a Mr. Fusion, I don’t know where you’re gonna need something like that.”

Customer: “What do you mean? My husband said this was an emergency! I have been to 3 stores and no one knows what I’m talking about!”

Me: *laughs* “Well, your husband sent you for a part to a time machine.”

Customer: “I am going to kill that man!”

*glee*

Also, Chris Lloyd proves his Large Ham status here: Gobstopper Trailer by FunnyOrDie Thanks for the link, cllort!