RPing on LiveJournal? It's More Likely Than You Think

Yeah, tumblr was actually quiet for a good portion of today, so I was able to get Marty out and about to talk to Clark. Things are picking up now, though -- I put up a "send me 'would you rather' questions" in Forgotten Vows's blog, and the anons seem intent on sending traumatizing questions.
-TTV: *instantly on the alert* Traumatizing?-
Very first one was "Would you rather kill Alice or have sex with Barkis?" I was originally going to do a funny *ALL THE GLARING* answer, but then it descended into a "thanks, you've hit pretty much every one of his triggers" answer.
-TTV: *facepalms* Why can't you play a me that's happy and well-adjusted on there?-
Because the Horrible Nameless AU demanded feeding! But that's not the worst part.
-RPD: . . .You haven't considered giving him an LJ.-
I'm not going to, but the thought did cross my mind once or twice. *headdesk* I'm impossible.
-HD: Here, have some tea, impossible.-
Thank you.