Happy Birthday Victor Van Dort!
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crossover_chickIt, uh, hasn't been quite as nice as Alice and Smiler's birthdays (I mean, for starters, I had to work, plus there was an -- INCIDENT with the toilet when I got home -- I won't go into it, you don't want details), but I am making a distinct effort to try and concentrate on some of the better things that happened today. Such as reading a bunch of Corpse Bride fanfics on my lunch break (a couple of Victor/Victoria/Emily poly fics, and a couple chapters from "In A World Of My Own," the Forgotten Vows Verse "Victor and Alice exploring Victor's Otherland" story I wrote ages ago)! Or having a nice dish of Cookies & Cream ice cream with lots of cookie bits and chocolate sauce! Or listening to some really nice CB-inspired ambience as I caught up on webcomics and such! Or -- and this is the big one --
Getting my new mouse! Yes, it was waiting for me on my desk when I got home today, and I am pleased to report that so far it's working very well! It moves REALLY smoothly over my desk, and oh man, is it SO NICE to be able to click on something and not worry that the mouse is going to think that I double- or triple-clicked! I'm still getting used to the scroll wheel (though it is pleasantly clicky), and I don't think I can make the glowy bits glow any other color than green unless I download some software from the Logitech site, but I am pleased with its performance as of this moment. May it last for at least a BIT longer than the Alienware mouses I had before!
Anyway -- let's do the write-up of the day, and at a DECENT hour for a change:
Work – An okay day to start the week, I’d say – I spent the morning doing the GL and clearing out some exceptions (had to send a check back to a guy because he put two different amounts on it), then the rest of the day was spent working on a QC file for the next thank you to go out, with a couple of breaks to take phone calls (clearing up some issues we had with a parish check, and establishing which of two different pledge amounts a couple wanted (as they’d each sent in a pledge because they go to church different days)). Oh, and learning the new online time card system from the lady in charge of such in the Fiscal department. Nothing particularly exciting, other than having to fight with the printer a bit this morning, but nothing particularly horrible either. *shrug* I’ll take it!
To-Do List –
1. Get in a workout: Check – another night on the bike, and another night with Oxventure, as I started “Dad's Gonna be So Mad! | Teens in Space TTRPG | Episode 1!” This is a short miniseries of Jane and Andy playing the Teens In Space RPG with Jasper and Liv of Three Black Halflings! I’m always thrilled to see them come on the channel – they’re such fun people. :) Anyway, the conceit of Teens In Space is that you are, well, teens in space, traveling around on your own spaceship and having teen-media-appropriate adventures across the known galaxy, with the dice rolls working roughly how they do in Deadlands – you get dice with more sides for the stuff that you’re better at, and if you roll the highest result, the die “explodes” and you get to roll it again. The conceit of this particular mini-series of Teens In Space is that Andy, Jane, and Liv are the three alien teenagers Radian Inu (who is basically a giant bipedal Shibu Inu in a denim jacket), Kae’l Crex (a blue three-fingered alien girl with a steely stare and no actual bones), and Galaxa Spacemountain (a purplish girl with tentacles for hair, big eyes, and the ability to melt into goo), who – after a dedication ceremony at their school for the newest luxury-model spaceship, the Galaxa (named after teen Galaxa, as one of the people behind its creation was her father) – decide to sneak over to the drydock where it’s being held and have a snoop around inside. This will of course inevitably lead to them straight-up stealing it and going on fantastic space adventures, but we haven’t gotten to that part yet. XD What we covered in this first half-hour was instead the following:
A) A history lesson on the setting – specifically how this super-advanced race 300 years ago came up with teleporter technology and went around sharing it with all the “lesser” races, only to be nonplussed by the “lesser” races fighting for their favor and leaving, warning said races not to venture out beyond “known” space or try to figure out the teleporter tech on their own, or they’ll come back and “delete” all “unworthy” races – the teens were all very bored as they already knew all this stuff from school
B) The discovery that, in this world, there’s a special enzyme that can be added to punch that automatically makes any alcohol in it evaporate if it detects it’s being poured into underaged mouths; it was later established by Andy that some kids still try to get drunk off the vapor as it comes off the punch
C) The teens, bored at the afterparty, deciding to go and check out the ship because, after all, it’s named after Galaxa, it’s practically hers – spurred on by a friend of theirs showing up and revealing that his brother had been chosen to pilot the ship (upsetting Radian, who considered himself the best pilot in all the simulations) AND he knew where the keys were as a result. Galaxa was able to handily charm the location out of him (in a safe in Galaxa’s dad’s office), while Kae’l’s steely stare made sure that their friend didn’t want to come along with them for the ride (and scored her his wallet as a bonus)
D) Galaxa becoming somehow convinced the ship was actually a late birthday present from her dad and going and hugging him – and then becoming immediately disillusioned when a reporter asked Dad Spacemountain why he’d named the ship Galaxa, and it turned out that he’d actually called his very first spaceship the Galaxa, meaning that his daughter had been named after his ship, and things had just come around full circle with this latest space liner
E) The gang having a run-in with the janitor while on their way to Dad Spacemountain’s office, and managing to get him to leave them alone after he obliquely threatened Radian by pointing out that that was creepy, and openly asking if he was responsible for disappearing kids in the past; the janitor was quite freaked out by these accusations and quickly headed off, with Jasper noting that he was probably going to seek gainful employment elsewhere XD
F) After failing to cut open the lock with a laser (Kae’l) and break the door down (Radian), Galaxa turning into her goo form to slither under Dad Spacemountain’s office door and open it from the other side – Kae’l and Radian were both VERY shocked by this, because Galaxa hadn’t ever done it in front of them, though fortunately Kae’l was able to keep Radian from making any incriminating noises
G) Galaxa stealing all the money, the little phaser, and the two “smart watch” spaceship keys from her dad’s safe after seeing a big old picture of him with his spaceship, with his family tiny in the background XD
H) And the kids having to hastily hide when they heard Dad Spacemountain approaching the office with a reporter for a photo op – Galaxa went into goo form; Kae’l folded herself up so she could fit in the safe (with a little help from Radian), and Radian elected to hop out the window and stand on the ledge, pressing himself up tight against the wall to stay out of site. We’ll see tomorrow if Andy’s roll was enough to make that plan happen, or if poor Radian is potentially going to go splat three stories down before the first episode’s over. XD
2. Continue writing “The Van Dort Vacancy”: Check – and yes, we’re starting with the Valicer In The Dark stuff this week, as I wanted to work on the story that’s from Victor’s POV on his birthday. Which I feel is understandable! Anyway, today we got through Victor trying to bring Alice and Smiler into the house with him to meet his parents (mingling with their guests in the main ballroom, as per Barry) and hopefully give them a reward (they protested a bit – Smiler more than Alice, admittedly – but Victor assured them he really wanted to give them something for helping him) –
Only for Barry to be like “uh, no, they’re clearly from the lower classes and will poor up the place, they need to wait at the servants’ entrance.” Victor was quite peeved and tried to argue the point, but Alice and Smiler were both like “no, Victor, it’s okay, this is an unnecessary argument, we’ll go wait there.” Which Victor was still annoyed about, but he recognized that they were probably right and that it was easier not to argue about it (and that putting his mother and Alice in the same room was likely to be a recipe for disaster), and so let them go. I left off with Victor preparing to head inside while Alice and Smiler were brought around to the servants’ entrance by Barry – tomorrow, we meet the local versions of Nell and William Van Dort, and discover just how dickish they really are! (Spoilers: very!)
3. Keep up with YouTube “Subs”: Check – got in both videos that I really wanted to watch today, hooray –
A) First up, for my Mandated Watching Of Victor Van Dort-Related Content For His Birthday, we had “Victor Van Dort scenepack 🖤” by ☽skyler-vogel☾! Seven minutes of various short clips of Victor from throughout Corpse Bride. Featuring classic moments as him playing the piano in the Everglots’ front foyer; the candle refusing to light in the disastrous rehearsal; his attempts to flee Emily both in the Land of the Living and the Land of the Dead; him getting caught with Victoria by Emily; him making up with Emily via piano duet; him choosing to marry Emily when he thought Victoria had married another; and the fork-vs-sword fight with Barkis. Good stuff, though I do wish a couple of moments had been allowed to play out for longer. The cuts between moments were a little jerky at times. *shrug* Ah well, it was still fun to watch.
B) And second up, we had more C. M. Alongi with “CaFae Latte Season 60 - TikTok Compilation!” This season featured the resolution of the “John going into the woods to try and figure out what’s happening to all those missing hikers and campers...only for his walkie-talkie to mysteriously go out” cliffhanger from the previous season, and included:
I. Nicole telling Herla back at the Stoughton Street Coven headquarters that he had to get to the nearby forest by sundown, otherwise there would be death, and Herla thus getting his horse, dogs, and bow ready because he’s not dumb enough to ignore the visions of a witch
II. A bloodied John running through the woods and encountering the ghost of one of the missing people, Jessica Valentine, who led him to the stream and our friend the riddle-and-cat-toy-loving sphynx; it was then revealed that the reason the ghost-detecting charm wasn’t doing John any good before was because the people who were killing all the campers were two very human serial killers, with a device on them that jams walkie-talkie and cell phone signals (though, fortunately, they weren’t straight-up cannibals, as Jessica clarified when the sphynx misunderstood her commenting that they like to “play with their food” – only a small mercy, though, that!)
III. The sphynx and Jessica doing their best to help John escape the killers so he could follow the stream back to civilization – the sphynx distracting one of the brothers, Brady, and clawing out one of his eyes, while Jessica did her best to stop George – unfortunately, he had an anti-ghost charm bracelet meaning she couldn’t do shit to him, AND he proved callous enough to not want to help his brother, so – yeah. Not good!
IV. George catching up with John, and getting ready to start whacking him up with his axe – only to get an arrow through the wrist from Herla, aka our beloved grumpy cavalry (Jessica was VERY happy to see that)
V. And John and Herla talking to the cops afterward to explain what happened – and it being revealed that Herla not only carried John (who’d collapsed right after the danger had passed, both from exhaustion and a concussion) out of the woods in a bridal carry, he’d started tending his wounds before the EMTs arrived and had refused to leave his side. Actions that had convinced the cop they were talking to that they were a couple. XD Herla was quite annoyed by this, and bemoaned the fact that back in his day, men were allowed to be human, while John tried to get him off using words like “sodomites” to describe gay people. XD At any rate, they’re at least closer to being friends (even if Herla refuses to admit it), and the season ended with John delighted that he got to ride Herla’s flying horsey (because, you know, can’t drive with a concussion)
Lovely stuff, as always! I didn’t THINK Chris would kill off John, but it’s nice to see for sure that he’s gonna be okay. And yes, there were plenty of comments declaring that people would LOVE to see Herla and John get together. XD Me, I’d be happy with them as a couple or just grumpy besties – they’ve got a good dynamic either way! :)
4. Get my tumblr queues sorted: Substitute check – just had Victor Luvs Alice (N Smiler) to worry about today, and of course the main thing I wanted to get done over there was the plushy celebration picture! Because I couldn’t do them for Alice Dolly and Smileon and not for Victor Plush! Fortunately, I already had an idea in mind, so I was able to set up and take the picture right before my workout, then make the post tonight, while I was writing up the Teens In Space stuff – behold poor Victor Plush having a bit of a hard time riding Us, while Alice Dolly, Smileon, and Dougie offer assistance and moral support. XD To be fair, Victor’s long legs probably make riding the big old intellect devourer a bit more difficult than it is for Alice Dolly or Smileon! :p I’m just glad it came together so well and so quickly – I had the basic poses set up in an instant, and just had to tweak them slightly so Alice’s face was in frame and Smileon was facing the right way before snapping the pics. :) And now those are all set for another year, yay~
*nods* Not bad. And now I am going to get off and get some sleep, as I am VERY tired. As you might expect given how late I got to bed last night. *shakehead* Gotta do something about Sundays...night all!
Getting my new mouse! Yes, it was waiting for me on my desk when I got home today, and I am pleased to report that so far it's working very well! It moves REALLY smoothly over my desk, and oh man, is it SO NICE to be able to click on something and not worry that the mouse is going to think that I double- or triple-clicked! I'm still getting used to the scroll wheel (though it is pleasantly clicky), and I don't think I can make the glowy bits glow any other color than green unless I download some software from the Logitech site, but I am pleased with its performance as of this moment. May it last for at least a BIT longer than the Alienware mouses I had before!
Anyway -- let's do the write-up of the day, and at a DECENT hour for a change:
Work – An okay day to start the week, I’d say – I spent the morning doing the GL and clearing out some exceptions (had to send a check back to a guy because he put two different amounts on it), then the rest of the day was spent working on a QC file for the next thank you to go out, with a couple of breaks to take phone calls (clearing up some issues we had with a parish check, and establishing which of two different pledge amounts a couple wanted (as they’d each sent in a pledge because they go to church different days)). Oh, and learning the new online time card system from the lady in charge of such in the Fiscal department. Nothing particularly exciting, other than having to fight with the printer a bit this morning, but nothing particularly horrible either. *shrug* I’ll take it!
To-Do List –
1. Get in a workout: Check – another night on the bike, and another night with Oxventure, as I started “Dad's Gonna be So Mad! | Teens in Space TTRPG | Episode 1!” This is a short miniseries of Jane and Andy playing the Teens In Space RPG with Jasper and Liv of Three Black Halflings! I’m always thrilled to see them come on the channel – they’re such fun people. :) Anyway, the conceit of Teens In Space is that you are, well, teens in space, traveling around on your own spaceship and having teen-media-appropriate adventures across the known galaxy, with the dice rolls working roughly how they do in Deadlands – you get dice with more sides for the stuff that you’re better at, and if you roll the highest result, the die “explodes” and you get to roll it again. The conceit of this particular mini-series of Teens In Space is that Andy, Jane, and Liv are the three alien teenagers Radian Inu (who is basically a giant bipedal Shibu Inu in a denim jacket), Kae’l Crex (a blue three-fingered alien girl with a steely stare and no actual bones), and Galaxa Spacemountain (a purplish girl with tentacles for hair, big eyes, and the ability to melt into goo), who – after a dedication ceremony at their school for the newest luxury-model spaceship, the Galaxa (named after teen Galaxa, as one of the people behind its creation was her father) – decide to sneak over to the drydock where it’s being held and have a snoop around inside. This will of course inevitably lead to them straight-up stealing it and going on fantastic space adventures, but we haven’t gotten to that part yet. XD What we covered in this first half-hour was instead the following:
A) A history lesson on the setting – specifically how this super-advanced race 300 years ago came up with teleporter technology and went around sharing it with all the “lesser” races, only to be nonplussed by the “lesser” races fighting for their favor and leaving, warning said races not to venture out beyond “known” space or try to figure out the teleporter tech on their own, or they’ll come back and “delete” all “unworthy” races – the teens were all very bored as they already knew all this stuff from school
B) The discovery that, in this world, there’s a special enzyme that can be added to punch that automatically makes any alcohol in it evaporate if it detects it’s being poured into underaged mouths; it was later established by Andy that some kids still try to get drunk off the vapor as it comes off the punch
C) The teens, bored at the afterparty, deciding to go and check out the ship because, after all, it’s named after Galaxa, it’s practically hers – spurred on by a friend of theirs showing up and revealing that his brother had been chosen to pilot the ship (upsetting Radian, who considered himself the best pilot in all the simulations) AND he knew where the keys were as a result. Galaxa was able to handily charm the location out of him (in a safe in Galaxa’s dad’s office), while Kae’l’s steely stare made sure that their friend didn’t want to come along with them for the ride (and scored her his wallet as a bonus)
D) Galaxa becoming somehow convinced the ship was actually a late birthday present from her dad and going and hugging him – and then becoming immediately disillusioned when a reporter asked Dad Spacemountain why he’d named the ship Galaxa, and it turned out that he’d actually called his very first spaceship the Galaxa, meaning that his daughter had been named after his ship, and things had just come around full circle with this latest space liner
E) The gang having a run-in with the janitor while on their way to Dad Spacemountain’s office, and managing to get him to leave them alone after he obliquely threatened Radian by pointing out that that was creepy, and openly asking if he was responsible for disappearing kids in the past; the janitor was quite freaked out by these accusations and quickly headed off, with Jasper noting that he was probably going to seek gainful employment elsewhere XD
F) After failing to cut open the lock with a laser (Kae’l) and break the door down (Radian), Galaxa turning into her goo form to slither under Dad Spacemountain’s office door and open it from the other side – Kae’l and Radian were both VERY shocked by this, because Galaxa hadn’t ever done it in front of them, though fortunately Kae’l was able to keep Radian from making any incriminating noises
G) Galaxa stealing all the money, the little phaser, and the two “smart watch” spaceship keys from her dad’s safe after seeing a big old picture of him with his spaceship, with his family tiny in the background XD
H) And the kids having to hastily hide when they heard Dad Spacemountain approaching the office with a reporter for a photo op – Galaxa went into goo form; Kae’l folded herself up so she could fit in the safe (with a little help from Radian), and Radian elected to hop out the window and stand on the ledge, pressing himself up tight against the wall to stay out of site. We’ll see tomorrow if Andy’s roll was enough to make that plan happen, or if poor Radian is potentially going to go splat three stories down before the first episode’s over. XD
2. Continue writing “The Van Dort Vacancy”: Check – and yes, we’re starting with the Valicer In The Dark stuff this week, as I wanted to work on the story that’s from Victor’s POV on his birthday. Which I feel is understandable! Anyway, today we got through Victor trying to bring Alice and Smiler into the house with him to meet his parents (mingling with their guests in the main ballroom, as per Barry) and hopefully give them a reward (they protested a bit – Smiler more than Alice, admittedly – but Victor assured them he really wanted to give them something for helping him) –
Only for Barry to be like “uh, no, they’re clearly from the lower classes and will poor up the place, they need to wait at the servants’ entrance.” Victor was quite peeved and tried to argue the point, but Alice and Smiler were both like “no, Victor, it’s okay, this is an unnecessary argument, we’ll go wait there.” Which Victor was still annoyed about, but he recognized that they were probably right and that it was easier not to argue about it (and that putting his mother and Alice in the same room was likely to be a recipe for disaster), and so let them go. I left off with Victor preparing to head inside while Alice and Smiler were brought around to the servants’ entrance by Barry – tomorrow, we meet the local versions of Nell and William Van Dort, and discover just how dickish they really are! (Spoilers: very!)
3. Keep up with YouTube “Subs”: Check – got in both videos that I really wanted to watch today, hooray –
A) First up, for my Mandated Watching Of Victor Van Dort-Related Content For His Birthday, we had “Victor Van Dort scenepack 🖤” by ☽skyler-vogel☾! Seven minutes of various short clips of Victor from throughout Corpse Bride. Featuring classic moments as him playing the piano in the Everglots’ front foyer; the candle refusing to light in the disastrous rehearsal; his attempts to flee Emily both in the Land of the Living and the Land of the Dead; him getting caught with Victoria by Emily; him making up with Emily via piano duet; him choosing to marry Emily when he thought Victoria had married another; and the fork-vs-sword fight with Barkis. Good stuff, though I do wish a couple of moments had been allowed to play out for longer. The cuts between moments were a little jerky at times. *shrug* Ah well, it was still fun to watch.
B) And second up, we had more C. M. Alongi with “CaFae Latte Season 60 - TikTok Compilation!” This season featured the resolution of the “John going into the woods to try and figure out what’s happening to all those missing hikers and campers...only for his walkie-talkie to mysteriously go out” cliffhanger from the previous season, and included:
I. Nicole telling Herla back at the Stoughton Street Coven headquarters that he had to get to the nearby forest by sundown, otherwise there would be death, and Herla thus getting his horse, dogs, and bow ready because he’s not dumb enough to ignore the visions of a witch
II. A bloodied John running through the woods and encountering the ghost of one of the missing people, Jessica Valentine, who led him to the stream and our friend the riddle-and-cat-toy-loving sphynx; it was then revealed that the reason the ghost-detecting charm wasn’t doing John any good before was because the people who were killing all the campers were two very human serial killers, with a device on them that jams walkie-talkie and cell phone signals (though, fortunately, they weren’t straight-up cannibals, as Jessica clarified when the sphynx misunderstood her commenting that they like to “play with their food” – only a small mercy, though, that!)
III. The sphynx and Jessica doing their best to help John escape the killers so he could follow the stream back to civilization – the sphynx distracting one of the brothers, Brady, and clawing out one of his eyes, while Jessica did her best to stop George – unfortunately, he had an anti-ghost charm bracelet meaning she couldn’t do shit to him, AND he proved callous enough to not want to help his brother, so – yeah. Not good!
IV. George catching up with John, and getting ready to start whacking him up with his axe – only to get an arrow through the wrist from Herla, aka our beloved grumpy cavalry (Jessica was VERY happy to see that)
V. And John and Herla talking to the cops afterward to explain what happened – and it being revealed that Herla not only carried John (who’d collapsed right after the danger had passed, both from exhaustion and a concussion) out of the woods in a bridal carry, he’d started tending his wounds before the EMTs arrived and had refused to leave his side. Actions that had convinced the cop they were talking to that they were a couple. XD Herla was quite annoyed by this, and bemoaned the fact that back in his day, men were allowed to be human, while John tried to get him off using words like “sodomites” to describe gay people. XD At any rate, they’re at least closer to being friends (even if Herla refuses to admit it), and the season ended with John delighted that he got to ride Herla’s flying horsey (because, you know, can’t drive with a concussion)
Lovely stuff, as always! I didn’t THINK Chris would kill off John, but it’s nice to see for sure that he’s gonna be okay. And yes, there were plenty of comments declaring that people would LOVE to see Herla and John get together. XD Me, I’d be happy with them as a couple or just grumpy besties – they’ve got a good dynamic either way! :)
4. Get my tumblr queues sorted: Substitute check – just had Victor Luvs Alice (N Smiler) to worry about today, and of course the main thing I wanted to get done over there was the plushy celebration picture! Because I couldn’t do them for Alice Dolly and Smileon and not for Victor Plush! Fortunately, I already had an idea in mind, so I was able to set up and take the picture right before my workout, then make the post tonight, while I was writing up the Teens In Space stuff – behold poor Victor Plush having a bit of a hard time riding Us, while Alice Dolly, Smileon, and Dougie offer assistance and moral support. XD To be fair, Victor’s long legs probably make riding the big old intellect devourer a bit more difficult than it is for Alice Dolly or Smileon! :p I’m just glad it came together so well and so quickly – I had the basic poses set up in an instant, and just had to tweak them slightly so Alice’s face was in frame and Smileon was facing the right way before snapping the pics. :) And now those are all set for another year, yay~
*nods* Not bad. And now I am going to get off and get some sleep, as I am VERY tired. As you might expect given how late I got to bed last night. *shakehead* Gotta do something about Sundays...night all!
