This Is Not The Weekend I Signed Up For
Jul. 24th, 2006 01:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crossover_chickYesterday, I slept in until ONE O'CLOCK in the afternoon. Today, I spent the morning cleaning my room and watching an MST3K, and after dinner we watched another MST3K. As you might imagine, productivity kind of went out the window.
-D: *rolls eyes* Figures.-
-VD: At least your slept debt should be mostly taken care of.-
Yeah, I know. Yayz for that.
And lo, I wasn't completely lazy. Not only did I manage my usual with "Past Amnesia," I also got two things uploaded:
Hoverboards 1885-2015
Chapter 8 of "BTTX-2: Time of the Spider"
I've also taken a peek inside my stats -- not only is TeenDoc my favorite at the moment, he seems to be everyone else's favorite at the moment. "Teen Doc" has gotten 3098 hits and 13 faves on FF.net.
-TD: O.O Wow.-
-VDM: . . . . You know, I'm starting to believe you could conquer the world.
-VD2: I'm afraid to ask who was number two?-
For hits, "Eight Arms to Hold You" with 1372. For faves, "BTTX" with 11. I guess people like Marvel crossovers.
-OD: I'll say. But 1372 to 3098?!-
-DW: I wonder what the FF.net reaction would be to "Boy Genius?"-
Probably a loud chorus of "huhs" from people who don't read the the comic. :( I'm happy with the Yahoo Group and my website -- less chance of possible Foglio stumblage. They're forbidden from reading fan fic, you know.
-D: Idea infringement and all that?-
Yeah, basically.
-H: I don't think you'd have to worry, your ideas are pretty far out there.-
Even so. . . .
I should also mention two![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
revison_doc updates, from the Mortes and Shaws. The twins are expecting a birthday, and it looks like Sarah Von Braun is down to her last day of life. *whimper* I'm gonna miss you, Sarah. . . .
-VD: *wince* Just have to remind myself -- better this way than in a painful car accident.-
-TD: Or shot to death by her husband.-
-VD2: Great Scott, you even outdo us on angst.-
-E: That's NOT a good thing.-
I've been watching MST3K today and I'm pissed over BTTF: The Ride closing. Let's do a spork!
-M: Asshole Bob Gault. . . .-
-DW: Well, you know, in a way, Doc Brown is succeeding Doc Brown.-
-MF: What??-
-DW: The same man voiced both TASDoc and Homer Simpson, correct?-
-VD2: Yes, that's so much comfort. *muttergrumble*-
*hugs them all* Stupid execs. . . . At least I got to ride it almost every time we went down there. But still -- the Ride INTRODUCED me to the Trilogy. It's gonna be a dark day when it shuts down for good. (Why can't they get rid of Jaws? That ride sucks.)
Anyway *searches for good sporking material* Jesus, all the really bad ones are way too short.
-D: That's the ONE good thing about bad BTTF fan authors. They tend to be brief.-
Yeah, but for us who want to spork. . . .
Ah hell, let's make it easy, I need to get up earlier tomorrow. Princess Serenity, take us away!
-J: Her again?!-
It's either that or this Jennifer/Lorraine porn fic I found.
-J2: . . . We'll take Princess Serenity.-
-M: EWWWWWW!-
Story Or Series Title: Jennifers Youngest Daughter
Fandom: Back To The Future
Culprit Author's Name: princessserenity3000 REPEAT OFFENDER!
Full Name (plus titles if any): Jennifer Jane McFly
Full Species(es): Progenius Stupidus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Brown
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown -- she apparently looks just like Jennifer
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing that I can see
Special Possessions (if any): Griff Tannen's nads
-M: . . . WHAT THE FUCK?!-
Annoying Origin: Apparently, Marty and Jennifer -- the lobotomized versions
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claims to be the daughter of two
Annoying Special Abilities: To completely redo the first movie, only in a stupider fashion
Other Annoying Traits: Apparently having no life outside of whining over her mom being dead and being engaged to Griff
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
I'll do my best. . . .
Jennifer: Oh great, I'm here again?
Marty: *hugs* It'll all be okay Jennifer.
Doc: Attention, everyone -- it's starting!
Jennifers youngest daughter
chapter one who iam
Doc: I can already feel brain cells dying.
hi evreyone my name is Jennifer jane Mcfly
Jennifer: Uh, wouldn't that get confusing eventually?
Marty: Maybe you kept your maiden name.
my mom is dead
Marty: Or that could be it.
Jennifer: *sarcasm* Yeah, Princess here just adores me.
im 17 years old my dad missis mom a whole lot she died when i was just a baby evreyone says i look just like her
Jennifer: And named just like me too. That's a bit creepy, honestly.
Doc: "missis?"
Marty: And what happened to all the capital letters?
i love to skateboard people say im just like my dad when i was his age marleen and martin left the house last week and are going to live on their own
Doc: I'd count all the spelling and grammatical errors, but that means we'd be here until the end of time.
doc still hasent come back from woodstock he went there to get me a birthday present because i love the 70's
Marty: Uh, you're off by a little bit -- Woodstock's 1969.
well i m gonna be late for school i get on my skateboard and meet up with my boyfriend griff tannen at 7:00 am were enganged
Doc: Somehow, the word "enganged" just seems right for Griff--
*long pause*
Marty: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Jennifer: Breathe, Marty, breathe! We'd never really have a kid that stupid!
i just dont know how to tell my father well ill tell you the rest later im late for school!
Doc: It just occurred to me, she said that in one breath. That's the only puncuation I've seen so far.
Marty: My daughter dating GRIFF TANNEN. . . .
Chapter 2 how my mom died
This is how my mom died, she was driving home from the bakery for my 1st birthday cake. The
car was on the train tracks. A train passed and smashed the car.
Jennifer: Why was I lingering on the train tracks?
Marty: I think you were JUST THAT DESPERATE to get out of this fic.
They found her dead body the next day. Marty was crying for three weeks
straight. Well, thats how she died.
Jennifer: Oh yes, just LOVES me.
Doc: Since when would she refer to her father as Marty?
Today, I'm finaly gonna do it, I'm gonna tell dad I'm engaged to Griff.
Marty: And I will scream loudly.
Actually, you pass out. Let's snip this part as I need to snip something and I might as well save you all the obvious reaction.
Doc: No! It's the only part with actual formatting!
Sorry boys, but it's easier to make fun of her regular formatting.
Doc: This is true, but please. . . .
*snips to where Doc shows up again anyway*
Oh Jennifer, go make some wake up juice so we ll wake him up the faster way. Doc said with an evil grin.
Doc: Quotation marks, how we miss you.
Marty: You really hold a grudge from that day in the saloon, huh?
Jennifer: How would Doc know how wake-up juice is made? He was unconscious for that, wasn't he?
Okay I said moments later I arrived with the wake up juice.
Well got the wake up juice made.
Marty: Yes, we got that.
Doc: Rather quick production, given I didn't give her an ingredient list. I wonder if this version of you is in the habit of fainting.
Marty: Wouldn't surprise me.
Then Doc gave it to Marty and he woke up. He congratulated me.
Marty: I WOULD NEVER!
Doc: Perhaps she thinks "congratulate" means "disown."
I and doc went out to buy dog food for Marty the dog.
Doc: *blink* I name my dogs after scientists. I'm more likely to name a kid after Marty.
Marty: *grin*
Well I will tell you more about my life later.
Jennifer: Must you?
Doc: This girl has no sense of drama.
chapter 3 my birthday is coming
Well soon my birthday is coming I want a hover board for my birthday im so sick of the kids making fun of my skateboard dad says that their to dangerous
Marty: Blasphemy! They're not any worse than skateboards!
but he said I could have one if I proved myself responsible enough griff is also coming to my 18th birthday party and then my dad will get to meet him
Marty: We've met. He's an asshole.
Doc: She must have AMAZING lung capacity.
Jennifer: Wonderful.
so I went to docs time train to get the party supplies out
Doc: Why do I have the party supplies in the TRAIN? A new car I could understand, but the TRAIN?
Clara: That does seem overboard even for you.
Marty: Ack! Where did you come from?
Clara: She decided that, as long as it's fully trilogy. . . .
Jennifer: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Brown. Buckle up, and be thankful you're not in this.
but something happened all of a sudden I herd flashes
Marty: *lifts eyebrow* I don't know all that much about the train, but I assume someone has to be driving it for it to time travel. . . .
Doc: She HEARD flashes?
Jennifer: Perhaps she's on a bad LSD trip.
Marty: Perhaps WE are.
and booms when I got out I noticed a very different world kids were skateboarding and there was no café 80’s were am I when am I then I l ooked on docs destination board it was hill valley October 5th 1985!
Marty: Again with the date!
Doc: Now now, we don't know for sure this time she wanted October 26th.
Clara: But who set the time circuits? And is she talking in that middle section?
Doc: *pats* Don't try to use Earth logic.
Oh my gosh im in the same time period my dad was when he was a teenager I soon went to the local restaurant and sat down do you have Pepsi yes we do its 1.50 so I looked right next to me and there was my dad I looked at him and started to stare
Marty: Well, this is looking awfully familiar. . . .
Jennifer: So now we know why Jennifer's Diary tanked -- she can't come up with plots on her own.
Clara: I assume she knows how to work the train, and I doubt it's out of fuel. . . .
Doc: I wouldn't TRUST her with the train. And did she just leave it sitting in the middle of the square?! I hope I have some sort of camoflague device!
he said you look firmilar you look like my girlfriend what’s your name Jennifer coke
Marty: And we're back to one person talking to themselves.
Jennifer: Uh, did she say her last name was Coke?
ok weird I feel like I know you that’s not possible I just moved here from new York hey do you have a phone here? Yes I do it’s around back okay thank you. Doc brown great your alive
Doc: . . . I'm not DEAD in the future, you little--
Clara: Emmett, language.
Marty: Jesus, what did she do, find a copy of the first script and hit paste?
Jennifer: Nah, looks like she transcribed it -- a copy job would have better formatting.
hey do you know where 1536 Dunbar Street is? Marty then said hey how do you know doc um he’s my uncle I dint know doc had a sister he did but she’s dead
Marty: I think this version of me ought to be getting really, really suspicious right about now.
Doc: Am I allowed to say "poor Emily?"
Yes, but I get the feeling you'll confuse the people who haven't read my fan fiction.
I got to go now bye then I went past the high school and bumped into my mom my mom looked at me and fainted oh no she’s tranked so I picked her up and brought her over to docs house
Jennifer: I'd say that's nice of her except that she's TOUCHING ME.
Marty: You think a kid who grew up with time travel and who KNOWS she looks just like her mom might realize what just happened here.
Doc: I suspect all information goes in one ear and out the other.
I slowly walked up to his door
Doc: Oh no, no rush, you're just in the incorrect time period and carrying around your unconscious mother.
and knocked on it he quickly answered the door im not buying anymore girls scout cookies doc im Marty’s youngest daughter from the future how is that possible? I was unpacking the time train and I got transported here to 1985
Doc: Good, she answered her own question. I'm in the clear.
im from 2035
Marty: Wait, what? Then why is she engaged to Griff? He'd be about -- 38!
Jennifer: And our kids would be 37, why the hell are they JUST moving out?!
Clara: I'm getting confused. . . .
Doc: You're not the only one.
my name is Jennifer Jane mcfly and I need to get back to my time okay.
Jennifer: *as her daughter* And you'd better do it right now! *stamps foot*
Doc said did you bump into your parents yes I did I bumped into my dad and my mom my mom looked at me and she seemed to be tranknd um Jennifer its because you look just like her and in my time in 1985 people just faint
Doc: *as PSDoc* Are you SURE you're related to Marty? The Marty McFly I know wouldn't let his children repeat his mistakes in time traveling.
come on get in the house I need to get you out of those clothes and into 80’s clothes okay here are the rules don’t talk to anyone or touch anything and don’t leave this house consciences of you bumping into your parents again could be disastrous
Clara: *staring* WHAT ABOUT THE TRAIN?
Doc: Apparently it vaporized upon arrival.
okay doc I need to do something though I need to buy petroleum why didn’t you say so I have tons of it okay she followed him down to the cellar um doc how did you get so much petroleum I got it from Liberian terrorists
Marty: Jesus, gas prices aren't that bad.
Doc: PLUTONIUM. I got PLUTONIUM. And why does she need "petroleum" anyway? The train is steam powered!
Jennifer: Just another one of those mysteries of the universe. . . .
well doc I gotta go thank you for everything
Doc: And once again, PodPerson me just lets a random time traveler wander around town.
Clara: This has happened before?!
Marty: See our previous spork of "the alternate bttf"
I quickly walked by my dads house and discovered Marty in the tree with binoculars my dads a peeping tom
Marty: Uh -- NO. I AM NOT GEORGE MCFLY.
Jennifer: She really IS just copying from the first movie, isn't she?
my dad quickly fell out of the tree and into the road a car was coming dad I pushed him out of the way the truck hit me and I fainted Lorraine one of those kids jumped in front of the car again come and help me bring her in the house
Marty: *tries to imagine his father yelling that, snorts* Nah, doesn't compare to Grandpa Sam at all.
Doc: Does this girl have an original bone in her body?
dad is that you? I had a strange dream I went to then past well you’re safe and sound now in good old 1985 …… 1985 um were is my watch its on my nightstand okay
Marty: Oh great, she even messses up the "Mom is that you" scene.
Doc: Well, do we really want you taking off her pants?
Marty: *brain breaks*
I grabbed the watch so what were you doing by my house anyway I was looking at the neighborhoods want to stay for dinner? Sure
Marty: OH PLEASE GOD NO
things were sure different in 1985 the air wasn’t polluted no one was tranked and there seamed to be less crime well I tell you what happened next later right now I gotta figure out a way to get back to the future.
Marty: THANK YOU LORD!
Doc: You have a FULLY FUNCTIONING TIME MACHINE. Leave and never darken my towels again!
Marx Brothers reference for the win!
Clara: What for the what?
I'll explain later.
A/N:Well how did you like that chapter I know it seams ironic the Jennifer is going through the same things Marty went trough in the first movie but that’s how this story will kind of go
Doc: *heavy sigh* Wonderful. She really DOESN'T have an original bone in her body.
I don’t know when this last chapter will happen but expect lots of surprises!also Jennifer is marrying griff Jr sorry for scareing you!
Marty: Ok, still very creepy.
Jennifer: And it still doesn't explain our kids not moving out until they're 37.
Clara: A McFly marrying a Tannen?!
Doc: We don't get it either.
chapter 4 erased from exsitance
Marty: WOOHOO! PARTY!
well i woke up this morning and took out my picture i had of me my mom dad and brother and sister adn evreyones heads were erased
Doc: Everyone's? I somehow doubt Marty and Jennifer won't be born if you erase yourself.
Marty: And isn't it supposed to happen in stages?
i had to show doc right away he said that i have to stay away from my parents or else i will never be born so he told me the plan about how he is going to send me to the future
Doc: You get on the train and you GODDAMN LEAVE!
well i mgonna be late to school wish i could tell you more now but strickland will kill me if im late he dosent even have hair nback in the 1980's i wonder if the dude ever had hair!.
Marty: Strickland's alive that long? Jesus.
Doc: *veins bulging* Why am I sending her to school?! She doesn't have to get Marty and Jennifer back together -- in fact, I forbade her contact with them!
Clara: I'm starting to understand about Earth logic.
who's that knocking at the door? chapter 5!
Well i was late and got busted! and he mistook me for Jennifer parker so now this will go on her record,
Jennifer: Thank you very much, our "special needs" daughter.
*everyone tries and fails to avoid laughing*
i ran to class only to discover that it was already over
Clara: How on earth could she be so late! Marty, you were never that late, were you?
Marty: Only once in Flaming Trail's fanfiction, and then I was worried about Doc.
Jennifer: What's her excuse?
Marty: *as JenniferJane* Duh, directions are HAAARRD.
so i rushed to secound period trying to avoid my father in the hall way i got there 3 hours later
Marty: See, what I tell you?
Jennifer: I'm getting my tubes tied after the twins.
school was over and i proceded to look for doc again
Doc: They spend an awful lot of time looking for me in these fics.
Clara: I suspect you're hiding and trying to regain lost brain cells.
Doc: Or contemplating suicide.
he left the key under the doormart and i walked right in, i found the coach and took a nap,
Marty: *Coach* Hey, what gives? Drop and give me twenty!
then there was a knock at the door i was afraid to open it not knowing who it could be or worse it could me my father so i just waiting till the person went away then i herd the back door opening and i started to scream...
Jennifer: It's your parents, from the future!
Marty: Why didn't you come straight home, young lady? You had the time train!
Jennifer: You are so grounded!
Doc: My money is on "axe murderer," myself.
Clara: Emmett!
chapter 6 stranger in the mist
there was a knock at the door i was afraid to open it not knowing who it could be or worse it could me my father so i just waiting till the person went away then i herd the back door opening and i started to scream...
Doc: We established this. Moving on. . . .
it was...doc he just came back from a store to get me some clothes for 1985 so i could blend in
Clara: I remember you telling her not to go anywhere.
Doc: Yes, but PodMe has Alzheimer's. I'm surprised he remembered where he lives.
doc boy am i glad to see you i thought some one was going to kidnap me doc' well actuly ther is jen who? some one for 2035
Doc: Someone's here for her?! "So long kid! I'll be giving out Planned Parenthood literature to your parents!
Clara: Emmett, you're terrible.
Marty: So is this fic.
Clara: Point.
jen"
Marty: Holy crap, quotation marks!
well what do they want with me? doc im not sure but you have to be careful dont trust anyone ok well doc look at this pic im starting to disapear what am i going to do
Doc: How about you USE THE TIME TRAIN AND GO HOME?! Great Scott, I need a drink.
Clara: Okay, this is BAD.
i miss griff tannen .. sayy what jennifer said
Jennifer: Ew, implied Doc/Griff slash!
Doc: GAH!
Marty: Now I need a drink!
Clara: So do I.
doc griff tannen hes my fiance! doc great scot doc faintsjen doc!
Clara: Now we're sure English is her first language?
Marty: To be honest, we don't even care anymore.
jen calls up marty get her right away doc fainted! ok jen ill be right there!
Doc: *headdesk* I thought I told you--
Marty: *pats Doc's back* We all knew it was inevitable.
Clara: I dread to see what's next. . . .
Nothing -- never got around to posting Chapter 7.
Jennifer: Hallelujah! The abortion worked!
Doc: How about that drink?
Clara: Come on, I'll make us all some cocoa. You won't have to deal with a hangover after that.
Marty: Stupid badfics. . . .
Jennifer: Just glad she didn't do the porn.
Whew! Sporkilious. Enjoy all, I'm off to bed. Gotta get up at a decent hour to go to my aunt's. I promise I'll do more writing tomorrow, guys.
-DW: And don't forget about that Legacy Challenge idea.-
I know. *tries to poke away the idea about doing it herself with Emma Heterobach*
-TD: Three injokes for the price of one!-
-D: *rolls eyes* Figures.-
-VD: At least your slept debt should be mostly taken care of.-
Yeah, I know. Yayz for that.
And lo, I wasn't completely lazy. Not only did I manage my usual with "Past Amnesia," I also got two things uploaded:
Hoverboards 1885-2015
Chapter 8 of "BTTX-2: Time of the Spider"
I've also taken a peek inside my stats -- not only is TeenDoc my favorite at the moment, he seems to be everyone else's favorite at the moment. "Teen Doc" has gotten 3098 hits and 13 faves on FF.net.
-TD: O.O Wow.-
-VDM: . . . . You know, I'm starting to believe you could conquer the world.
-VD2: I'm afraid to ask who was number two?-
For hits, "Eight Arms to Hold You" with 1372. For faves, "BTTX" with 11. I guess people like Marvel crossovers.
-OD: I'll say. But 1372 to 3098?!-
-DW: I wonder what the FF.net reaction would be to "Boy Genius?"-
Probably a loud chorus of "huhs" from people who don't read the the comic. :( I'm happy with the Yahoo Group and my website -- less chance of possible Foglio stumblage. They're forbidden from reading fan fic, you know.
-D: Idea infringement and all that?-
Yeah, basically.
-H: I don't think you'd have to worry, your ideas are pretty far out there.-
Even so. . . .
I should also mention two
revison_doc updates, from the Mortes and Shaws. The twins are expecting a birthday, and it looks like Sarah Von Braun is down to her last day of life. *whimper* I'm gonna miss you, Sarah. . . .-VD: *wince* Just have to remind myself -- better this way than in a painful car accident.-
-TD: Or shot to death by her husband.-
-VD2: Great Scott, you even outdo us on angst.-
-E: That's NOT a good thing.-
I've been watching MST3K today and I'm pissed over BTTF: The Ride closing. Let's do a spork!
-M: Asshole Bob Gault. . . .-
-DW: Well, you know, in a way, Doc Brown is succeeding Doc Brown.-
-MF: What??-
-DW: The same man voiced both TASDoc and Homer Simpson, correct?-
-VD2: Yes, that's so much comfort. *muttergrumble*-
*hugs them all* Stupid execs. . . . At least I got to ride it almost every time we went down there. But still -- the Ride INTRODUCED me to the Trilogy. It's gonna be a dark day when it shuts down for good. (Why can't they get rid of Jaws? That ride sucks.)
Anyway *searches for good sporking material* Jesus, all the really bad ones are way too short.
-D: That's the ONE good thing about bad BTTF fan authors. They tend to be brief.-
Yeah, but for us who want to spork. . . .
Ah hell, let's make it easy, I need to get up earlier tomorrow. Princess Serenity, take us away!
-J: Her again?!-
It's either that or this Jennifer/Lorraine porn fic I found.
-J2: . . . We'll take Princess Serenity.-
-M: EWWWWWW!-
Story Or Series Title: Jennifers Youngest Daughter
Fandom: Back To The Future
Full Name (plus titles if any): Jennifer Jane McFly
Full Species(es): Progenius Stupidus
Hair Color (include adjectives): Brown
Eye Color (include adjectives): Brown -- she apparently looks just like Jennifer
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Nothing that I can see
Special Possessions (if any): Griff Tannen's nads
-M: . . . WHAT THE FUCK?!-
Annoying Origin: Apparently, Marty and Jennifer -- the lobotomized versions
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Claims to be the daughter of two
Annoying Special Abilities: To completely redo the first movie, only in a stupider fashion
Other Annoying Traits: Apparently having no life outside of whining over her mom being dead and being engaged to Griff
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
I'll do my best. . . .
Jennifer: Oh great, I'm here again?
Marty: *hugs* It'll all be okay Jennifer.
Doc: Attention, everyone -- it's starting!
Jennifers youngest daughter
chapter one who iam
Doc: I can already feel brain cells dying.
hi evreyone my name is Jennifer jane Mcfly
Jennifer: Uh, wouldn't that get confusing eventually?
Marty: Maybe you kept your maiden name.
my mom is dead
Marty: Or that could be it.
Jennifer: *sarcasm* Yeah, Princess here just adores me.
im 17 years old my dad missis mom a whole lot she died when i was just a baby evreyone says i look just like her
Jennifer: And named just like me too. That's a bit creepy, honestly.
Doc: "missis?"
Marty: And what happened to all the capital letters?
i love to skateboard people say im just like my dad when i was his age marleen and martin left the house last week and are going to live on their own
Doc: I'd count all the spelling and grammatical errors, but that means we'd be here until the end of time.
doc still hasent come back from woodstock he went there to get me a birthday present because i love the 70's
Marty: Uh, you're off by a little bit -- Woodstock's 1969.
well i m gonna be late for school i get on my skateboard and meet up with my boyfriend griff tannen at 7:00 am were enganged
Doc: Somehow, the word "enganged" just seems right for Griff--
*long pause*
Marty: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Jennifer: Breathe, Marty, breathe! We'd never really have a kid that stupid!
i just dont know how to tell my father well ill tell you the rest later im late for school!
Doc: It just occurred to me, she said that in one breath. That's the only puncuation I've seen so far.
Marty: My daughter dating GRIFF TANNEN. . . .
Chapter 2 how my mom died
This is how my mom died, she was driving home from the bakery for my 1st birthday cake. The
car was on the train tracks. A train passed and smashed the car.
Jennifer: Why was I lingering on the train tracks?
Marty: I think you were JUST THAT DESPERATE to get out of this fic.
They found her dead body the next day. Marty was crying for three weeks
straight. Well, thats how she died.
Jennifer: Oh yes, just LOVES me.
Doc: Since when would she refer to her father as Marty?
Today, I'm finaly gonna do it, I'm gonna tell dad I'm engaged to Griff.
Marty: And I will scream loudly.
Actually, you pass out. Let's snip this part as I need to snip something and I might as well save you all the obvious reaction.
Doc: No! It's the only part with actual formatting!
Sorry boys, but it's easier to make fun of her regular formatting.
Doc: This is true, but please. . . .
*snips to where Doc shows up again anyway*
Oh Jennifer, go make some wake up juice so we ll wake him up the faster way. Doc said with an evil grin.
Doc: Quotation marks, how we miss you.
Marty: You really hold a grudge from that day in the saloon, huh?
Jennifer: How would Doc know how wake-up juice is made? He was unconscious for that, wasn't he?
Okay I said moments later I arrived with the wake up juice.
Well got the wake up juice made.
Marty: Yes, we got that.
Doc: Rather quick production, given I didn't give her an ingredient list. I wonder if this version of you is in the habit of fainting.
Marty: Wouldn't surprise me.
Then Doc gave it to Marty and he woke up. He congratulated me.
Marty: I WOULD NEVER!
Doc: Perhaps she thinks "congratulate" means "disown."
I and doc went out to buy dog food for Marty the dog.
Doc: *blink* I name my dogs after scientists. I'm more likely to name a kid after Marty.
Marty: *grin*
Well I will tell you more about my life later.
Jennifer: Must you?
Doc: This girl has no sense of drama.
chapter 3 my birthday is coming
Well soon my birthday is coming I want a hover board for my birthday im so sick of the kids making fun of my skateboard dad says that their to dangerous
Marty: Blasphemy! They're not any worse than skateboards!
but he said I could have one if I proved myself responsible enough griff is also coming to my 18th birthday party and then my dad will get to meet him
Marty: We've met. He's an asshole.
Doc: She must have AMAZING lung capacity.
Jennifer: Wonderful.
so I went to docs time train to get the party supplies out
Doc: Why do I have the party supplies in the TRAIN? A new car I could understand, but the TRAIN?
Clara: That does seem overboard even for you.
Marty: Ack! Where did you come from?
Clara: She decided that, as long as it's fully trilogy. . . .
Jennifer: Nice to meet you, Mrs. Brown. Buckle up, and be thankful you're not in this.
but something happened all of a sudden I herd flashes
Marty: *lifts eyebrow* I don't know all that much about the train, but I assume someone has to be driving it for it to time travel. . . .
Doc: She HEARD flashes?
Jennifer: Perhaps she's on a bad LSD trip.
Marty: Perhaps WE are.
and booms when I got out I noticed a very different world kids were skateboarding and there was no café 80’s were am I when am I then I l ooked on docs destination board it was hill valley October 5th 1985!
Marty: Again with the date!
Doc: Now now, we don't know for sure this time she wanted October 26th.
Clara: But who set the time circuits? And is she talking in that middle section?
Doc: *pats* Don't try to use Earth logic.
Oh my gosh im in the same time period my dad was when he was a teenager I soon went to the local restaurant and sat down do you have Pepsi yes we do its 1.50 so I looked right next to me and there was my dad I looked at him and started to stare
Marty: Well, this is looking awfully familiar. . . .
Jennifer: So now we know why Jennifer's Diary tanked -- she can't come up with plots on her own.
Clara: I assume she knows how to work the train, and I doubt it's out of fuel. . . .
Doc: I wouldn't TRUST her with the train. And did she just leave it sitting in the middle of the square?! I hope I have some sort of camoflague device!
he said you look firmilar you look like my girlfriend what’s your name Jennifer coke
Marty: And we're back to one person talking to themselves.
Jennifer: Uh, did she say her last name was Coke?
ok weird I feel like I know you that’s not possible I just moved here from new York hey do you have a phone here? Yes I do it’s around back okay thank you. Doc brown great your alive
Doc: . . . I'm not DEAD in the future, you little--
Clara: Emmett, language.
Marty: Jesus, what did she do, find a copy of the first script and hit paste?
Jennifer: Nah, looks like she transcribed it -- a copy job would have better formatting.
hey do you know where 1536 Dunbar Street is? Marty then said hey how do you know doc um he’s my uncle I dint know doc had a sister he did but she’s dead
Marty: I think this version of me ought to be getting really, really suspicious right about now.
Doc: Am I allowed to say "poor Emily?"
Yes, but I get the feeling you'll confuse the people who haven't read my fan fiction.
I got to go now bye then I went past the high school and bumped into my mom my mom looked at me and fainted oh no she’s tranked so I picked her up and brought her over to docs house
Jennifer: I'd say that's nice of her except that she's TOUCHING ME.
Marty: You think a kid who grew up with time travel and who KNOWS she looks just like her mom might realize what just happened here.
Doc: I suspect all information goes in one ear and out the other.
I slowly walked up to his door
Doc: Oh no, no rush, you're just in the incorrect time period and carrying around your unconscious mother.
and knocked on it he quickly answered the door im not buying anymore girls scout cookies doc im Marty’s youngest daughter from the future how is that possible? I was unpacking the time train and I got transported here to 1985
Doc: Good, she answered her own question. I'm in the clear.
im from 2035
Marty: Wait, what? Then why is she engaged to Griff? He'd be about -- 38!
Jennifer: And our kids would be 37, why the hell are they JUST moving out?!
Clara: I'm getting confused. . . .
Doc: You're not the only one.
my name is Jennifer Jane mcfly and I need to get back to my time okay.
Jennifer: *as her daughter* And you'd better do it right now! *stamps foot*
Doc said did you bump into your parents yes I did I bumped into my dad and my mom my mom looked at me and she seemed to be tranknd um Jennifer its because you look just like her and in my time in 1985 people just faint
Doc: *as PSDoc* Are you SURE you're related to Marty? The Marty McFly I know wouldn't let his children repeat his mistakes in time traveling.
come on get in the house I need to get you out of those clothes and into 80’s clothes okay here are the rules don’t talk to anyone or touch anything and don’t leave this house consciences of you bumping into your parents again could be disastrous
Clara: *staring* WHAT ABOUT THE TRAIN?
Doc: Apparently it vaporized upon arrival.
okay doc I need to do something though I need to buy petroleum why didn’t you say so I have tons of it okay she followed him down to the cellar um doc how did you get so much petroleum I got it from Liberian terrorists
Marty: Jesus, gas prices aren't that bad.
Doc: PLUTONIUM. I got PLUTONIUM. And why does she need "petroleum" anyway? The train is steam powered!
Jennifer: Just another one of those mysteries of the universe. . . .
well doc I gotta go thank you for everything
Doc: And once again, PodPerson me just lets a random time traveler wander around town.
Clara: This has happened before?!
Marty: See our previous spork of "the alternate bttf"
I quickly walked by my dads house and discovered Marty in the tree with binoculars my dads a peeping tom
Marty: Uh -- NO. I AM NOT GEORGE MCFLY.
Jennifer: She really IS just copying from the first movie, isn't she?
my dad quickly fell out of the tree and into the road a car was coming dad I pushed him out of the way the truck hit me and I fainted Lorraine one of those kids jumped in front of the car again come and help me bring her in the house
Marty: *tries to imagine his father yelling that, snorts* Nah, doesn't compare to Grandpa Sam at all.
Doc: Does this girl have an original bone in her body?
dad is that you? I had a strange dream I went to then past well you’re safe and sound now in good old 1985 …… 1985 um were is my watch its on my nightstand okay
Marty: Oh great, she even messses up the "Mom is that you" scene.
Doc: Well, do we really want you taking off her pants?
Marty: *brain breaks*
I grabbed the watch so what were you doing by my house anyway I was looking at the neighborhoods want to stay for dinner? Sure
Marty: OH PLEASE GOD NO
things were sure different in 1985 the air wasn’t polluted no one was tranked and there seamed to be less crime well I tell you what happened next later right now I gotta figure out a way to get back to the future.
Marty: THANK YOU LORD!
Doc: You have a FULLY FUNCTIONING TIME MACHINE. Leave and never darken my towels again!
Marx Brothers reference for the win!
Clara: What for the what?
I'll explain later.
A/N:Well how did you like that chapter I know it seams ironic the Jennifer is going through the same things Marty went trough in the first movie but that’s how this story will kind of go
Doc: *heavy sigh* Wonderful. She really DOESN'T have an original bone in her body.
I don’t know when this last chapter will happen but expect lots of surprises!also Jennifer is marrying griff Jr sorry for scareing you!
Marty: Ok, still very creepy.
Jennifer: And it still doesn't explain our kids not moving out until they're 37.
Clara: A McFly marrying a Tannen?!
Doc: We don't get it either.
chapter 4 erased from exsitance
Marty: WOOHOO! PARTY!
well i woke up this morning and took out my picture i had of me my mom dad and brother and sister adn evreyones heads were erased
Doc: Everyone's? I somehow doubt Marty and Jennifer won't be born if you erase yourself.
Marty: And isn't it supposed to happen in stages?
i had to show doc right away he said that i have to stay away from my parents or else i will never be born so he told me the plan about how he is going to send me to the future
Doc: You get on the train and you GODDAMN LEAVE!
well i mgonna be late to school wish i could tell you more now but strickland will kill me if im late he dosent even have hair nback in the 1980's i wonder if the dude ever had hair!.
Marty: Strickland's alive that long? Jesus.
Doc: *veins bulging* Why am I sending her to school?! She doesn't have to get Marty and Jennifer back together -- in fact, I forbade her contact with them!
Clara: I'm starting to understand about Earth logic.
who's that knocking at the door? chapter 5!
Well i was late and got busted! and he mistook me for Jennifer parker so now this will go on her record,
Jennifer: Thank you very much, our "special needs" daughter.
*everyone tries and fails to avoid laughing*
i ran to class only to discover that it was already over
Clara: How on earth could she be so late! Marty, you were never that late, were you?
Marty: Only once in Flaming Trail's fanfiction, and then I was worried about Doc.
Jennifer: What's her excuse?
Marty: *as JenniferJane* Duh, directions are HAAARRD.
so i rushed to secound period trying to avoid my father in the hall way i got there 3 hours later
Marty: See, what I tell you?
Jennifer: I'm getting my tubes tied after the twins.
school was over and i proceded to look for doc again
Doc: They spend an awful lot of time looking for me in these fics.
Clara: I suspect you're hiding and trying to regain lost brain cells.
Doc: Or contemplating suicide.
he left the key under the doormart and i walked right in, i found the coach and took a nap,
Marty: *Coach* Hey, what gives? Drop and give me twenty!
then there was a knock at the door i was afraid to open it not knowing who it could be or worse it could me my father so i just waiting till the person went away then i herd the back door opening and i started to scream...
Jennifer: It's your parents, from the future!
Marty: Why didn't you come straight home, young lady? You had the time train!
Jennifer: You are so grounded!
Doc: My money is on "axe murderer," myself.
Clara: Emmett!
chapter 6 stranger in the mist
there was a knock at the door i was afraid to open it not knowing who it could be or worse it could me my father so i just waiting till the person went away then i herd the back door opening and i started to scream...
Doc: We established this. Moving on. . . .
it was...doc he just came back from a store to get me some clothes for 1985 so i could blend in
Clara: I remember you telling her not to go anywhere.
Doc: Yes, but PodMe has Alzheimer's. I'm surprised he remembered where he lives.
doc boy am i glad to see you i thought some one was going to kidnap me doc' well actuly ther is jen who? some one for 2035
Doc: Someone's here for her?! "So long kid! I'll be giving out Planned Parenthood literature to your parents!
Clara: Emmett, you're terrible.
Marty: So is this fic.
Clara: Point.
jen"
Marty: Holy crap, quotation marks!
well what do they want with me? doc im not sure but you have to be careful dont trust anyone ok well doc look at this pic im starting to disapear what am i going to do
Doc: How about you USE THE TIME TRAIN AND GO HOME?! Great Scott, I need a drink.
Clara: Okay, this is BAD.
i miss griff tannen .. sayy what jennifer said
Jennifer: Ew, implied Doc/Griff slash!
Doc: GAH!
Marty: Now I need a drink!
Clara: So do I.
doc griff tannen hes my fiance! doc great scot doc faintsjen doc!
Clara: Now we're sure English is her first language?
Marty: To be honest, we don't even care anymore.
jen calls up marty get her right away doc fainted! ok jen ill be right there!
Doc: *headdesk* I thought I told you--
Marty: *pats Doc's back* We all knew it was inevitable.
Clara: I dread to see what's next. . . .
Nothing -- never got around to posting Chapter 7.
Jennifer: Hallelujah! The abortion worked!
Doc: How about that drink?
Clara: Come on, I'll make us all some cocoa. You won't have to deal with a hangover after that.
Marty: Stupid badfics. . . .
Jennifer: Just glad she didn't do the porn.
Whew! Sporkilious. Enjoy all, I'm off to bed. Gotta get up at a decent hour to go to my aunt's. I promise I'll do more writing tomorrow, guys.
-DW: And don't forget about that Legacy Challenge idea.-
I know. *tries to poke away the idea about doing it herself with Emma Heterobach*
-TD: Three injokes for the price of one!-
