Crossover Chick

Although I have not yet finished any fanfiction on the subject, during conversation with a friend, we determined that Doc had lost it to...let me find the chat log (friend's name altered for anonymity). This might interest you.

Person X: but he is so old and creepy-lookin', and apparently he was always old and creepy-lookin'
Person X: seriously do you think he has ever found a lady with which to do the deed
geno0823: dude doesn't strike me as the type, I think he just sublimates all of his sexual impulses into science
geno0823: like the same way people said newton did, but without all the messing around with alchemy when he got old and senile
Person X: nah dog I bet he did it at least once
Person X: bet he was a wild man way back when
geno0823: or hung out with wild men?
Person X: that is more likely because nuclear scientists are wild and crazy guys
Person X: maybe he was tight with j. rob oppenheimer and rico fermi and what's his name, the dude with the bongos
geno0823: richard feynman
Person X: yeah, him. those were wild dudes. i bet late of a night in los alamos they would go out on the town and tie one on to blow off steam
Person X: maybe treat the new kid to a little somethin' somethin'
Person X: seriously it is likely that he just lost it to the oldest whore in alamogordo
geno0823: what at like age 20 or whatever
geno0823: he wouldn't have been out of college by then
Person X: nah dog the government took every whiz kid they could get
geno0823: maybe he was into rocketships instead being of a jules verne disposition
geno0823: and he could have hung out with his relative werner and maybe jack parsons
Person X: and lost it to one of his buddy jack's redheaded demon-mama ladies
geno0823: nah man even if he hung out with parsons can you really see him joining crowley's gang
geno0823: i mean lighting black candles and trying to summon up some antichrist mojo
geno0823: the dude is rational if nothing else
geno0823: and his only mistress is science