Random Events Rage
Jul. 27th, 2008 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crossover_chickIt has been thunderstorming ALL FRICKING DAY. I mean it. From practically the moment I woke up, to about an hour ago. Bad thunderstorms too. With massive lightning and torrential rain and even a little hail. I am NOT PLEASED. One Sunday down the fricking drain.
I hate being mad at weather, there's no one you can blame and direct the rage at. *grumble*
So, yeah, I basically sat around and read my Sim strategy guides all day. Feeling annoyed about FreeTime all over again. Maybe I'll see if I can get it up and running a different way.
So, with nothing to report on, have a meme I stole from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
anonymoose_au. It's another "pick 10 characters, answer the questions" dealie!
1. Victor Van Dort
2. Agatha Heterodyne
3. Mell Kelly
4. Otto Octavius
5. Doc Brown
6. Ororo Munroe
7. The Mad Hatter
8. Rincewind
9. Marty McFly
10. Helen Narbon
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7. Are they good parents?
The children of Mell and the Mad Hatter?! Oh Lordy, the gun nut and the psychotic tinkerer. We’re all gonna die. I figure they’d have Mell’s black flyaway hair and Hatter’s large nose (and possibly green skin). And no, Mell and Hatter would probably NOT be good parents. Mell would have them handling handguns before they were three, and – well, let’s face it, Hatter operated on his friends. . . .
2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss.
DOC and VICTOR’S first kiss??? *hysterical laughter* Well, there really wouldn’t be one! If they had to, I imagine something very quick and very light – the shortest of pecks. With lots of blushing afterwards.
3. How would #2 react if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby?
How would Agatha react if Ororo is pregnant with Helen’s baby? Well, this isn’t as impossible as it seems, since Helen is a mad biologist. Agatha would probably be very interested to see if this latest Narbon fetus ends up getting influenced by her birth mother’s genes. Science!
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
How does Rincewind convince the Mad Hatter to go with him on a date? He wouldn’t have to. That’s bad luck right there, and that just HAPPENS to Rincewind. Though if he wanted to minimize the damage, I’m sure he’d seek out the best place to get a good cup of tea for their outing. Also wear protective gear to avoid ending up on the operating table. (He would anyway, but would end up escaping and freeing Hatter’s other subjects.)
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
Where would Marty and Ororo go for their honeymoon? Probably Ororo’s home in Africa – Marty might be interested, especially if she took him to some tribal dance shows. And some good clubs with rock and roll. Otto could sabotage the honeymoon just by showing up – arms at the ready to commit crime! Spidey and X-Men do cross over a bit, so Ororo would have to put on her work face to stop Otto. Marty might even end up a distressed “damsel,” which would probably grate on him mightly.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice?
Ororo is in love with Victor. But then Mell confesses her love to Ororo! Weirdest love triangle ever, no? Of the two, Ororo would most likely go with Victor. He’s just got this cuteness about him – and she does seem to like sensitive guys, at least according to the movies. Mell, however, is a gun nut and somewhat deranged – probably not the best match. (Plus, the whole “wrong gender” thing.) Rincewind’s opinion on the matter would be, “As long as she’s happy and Mell doesn’t end up falling for me!”
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Doc and Agatha must pretend to be a married couple! Well, it’s a better match than most in these sorts of memes. I imagine they have to go investigate a fellow mad scientist and thought being a couple would be a good disguise. Though, honestly, the age difference would raise a few eyebrows. Perhaps Doc should pretend to be her father instead.
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
Helen is moving in with Marty? Although Marty’s used to mad scientists, Doc’s more on the good side of the spectrum. So I imagine most fights would be about Helen doing odd things to Marty’s soft drinks and getting mutagen all over the place.
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
How will Otto prove his love to Victor. I really gotta get more girls in these memes. Anyway, Otto seems the type to steal something significant or do something sciency for a love. If I remember correctly, in one of the comics, he was trying to cure AIDS for an old girlfriend. So he’d probably present Victor with a rare piano he’d snatched, or rare mounted bugs. Victor, for his part, would be deeply confused and frightened.
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
The Mad Hatter and Otto. I wouldn’t say love, but I think they’d get along! They’re both evilish scientists with extreme body modifications. They could take tea together and talk experiments. And cause rampages of doom.
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
What would Agatha give Marty for Valentine’s? Probably one of her musical dingbots, only set to play more rock-n-roll type tunes than her usual Heterodyne Humming. I think Marty would like that. Either that or help steampunk out his guitar.
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
Mell and Doc? Well, Mell is used to mad science types. I don’t know if Doc could ever get over her gun nuttiness, though. It would have to be some sort of AU, where Mell gets a little less violent or Doc gets a little more. Maybe one of the crazy Hell Valley Docs could be happy with her.
*thoughtful* Actually, the question doesn’t specify romance, does it? Maybe they could have a happy end after the BTTF and Narbonics crew successfully defeat a bigger threat and merely end up friends.
11. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve?
What would Rincewind like to change about Helen? Probably her propensity for testing whatever she’s cooked up on the nearest person. This is usually Dave, but if Rincewind was around, you know he’d end up being Test Subject #1. Helen would most definitely NOT approve. She’s a mad scientist! They’re SUPPOSED to test on whoever’s available!
12. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Agatha and the Mad Hatter are together. Hmmmm, this is a toughie. I’m going with Agatha. After Lars died, her freak-out was epic. Took down most of Klaus Wulfenbach’s army. And ended up squishing Klaus himself with a chicken house. And she’s shown similar fear over Gil getting hurt/killed. Yeah, Agatha’s definitely the protector in the relationship.
13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
Victor or Marty? Definitely Marty. I can’t recall him ever saying it directly to Jen, but I’m pretty sure he would. Victor’s stutter is what does him in here. The poor guy is just too nervous about everything, especially anything to do with love.
14. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
Helen and Otto’s perfect romantic outing? Yay, another halfway believable match! Something like Helen’s date with Lupin Madblood sounds about right. Dinner at a nice restaurant, followed by a battle over some important piece of scientific equipment with insults and double entendres aplenty. Maybe they could visit a museum too. And steal something from it.
15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them?
Mell or Rincewind? Rincewind. Definitely Rincewind. He’d be worrying about how everything in the wedding would go wrong. Barbarians invading, the Luggage eating someone, the vegetarian meal not being prepared. . . . It would all somehow turn into a disaster, because that’s what happens with him. Of course, it would also work out in the end, but that’s not the point. Helen would probably point out that Mell could take care of anything that tried to invade with her guns, and she could do some damage herself with her mutated gerbils and the like. Of course, this will not calm Rincewind down in the slightest, because the bride and her maid of honor going on a rampage was number #2 on his list of disasters (#1 was random meteor).
16. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
Ororo is a secret admirer. Given she’s also the weather controlling X-Man storm, I believe she’d make cloud pictures for her beloved. Or ensure they have nice weather whenever she can. I know I’d appreciate that if I was her beloved. (HINT HINT, RIFT!DOC)
At least the Rift was quiet, so I didn't miss anything. Still, yeesh! Damn thunderstorms. *eyes Rift!Doc* The weather was weird in Lisa's neck of the woods too. . . .
-HD: Scones?-
*shakehead* I think we're gonna need something a lot stronger.
-WRM: I'll get the ice cream scoop.-
I hate being mad at weather, there's no one you can blame and direct the rage at. *grumble*
So, yeah, I basically sat around and read my Sim strategy guides all day. Feeling annoyed about FreeTime all over again. Maybe I'll see if I can get it up and running a different way.
So, with nothing to report on, have a meme I stole from
anonymoose_au. It's another "pick 10 characters, answer the questions" dealie!1. Victor Van Dort
2. Agatha Heterodyne
3. Mell Kelly
4. Otto Octavius
5. Doc Brown
6. Ororo Munroe
7. The Mad Hatter
8. Rincewind
9. Marty McFly
10. Helen Narbon
1. Describe the children of #3 and #7. Are they good parents?
The children of Mell and the Mad Hatter?! Oh Lordy, the gun nut and the psychotic tinkerer. We’re all gonna die. I figure they’d have Mell’s black flyaway hair and Hatter’s large nose (and possibly green skin). And no, Mell and Hatter would probably NOT be good parents. Mell would have them handling handguns before they were three, and – well, let’s face it, Hatter operated on his friends. . . .
2. Describe #5 and #1's first kiss.
DOC and VICTOR’S first kiss??? *hysterical laughter* Well, there really wouldn’t be one! If they had to, I imagine something very quick and very light – the shortest of pecks. With lots of blushing afterwards.
3. How would #2 react if #6 is pregnant with #10's baby?
How would Agatha react if Ororo is pregnant with Helen’s baby? Well, this isn’t as impossible as it seems, since Helen is a mad biologist. Agatha would probably be very interested to see if this latest Narbon fetus ends up getting influenced by her birth mother’s genes. Science!
4. How does #8 convince #7 to go with him/her on a date?
How does Rincewind convince the Mad Hatter to go with him on a date? He wouldn’t have to. That’s bad luck right there, and that just HAPPENS to Rincewind. Though if he wanted to minimize the damage, I’m sure he’d seek out the best place to get a good cup of tea for their outing. Also wear protective gear to avoid ending up on the operating table. (He would anyway, but would end up escaping and freeing Hatter’s other subjects.)
5. Where would #9 and #6 go for their honeymoon? How is #4 going to sabotage their honeymoon?
Where would Marty and Ororo go for their honeymoon? Probably Ororo’s home in Africa – Marty might be interested, especially if she took him to some tribal dance shows. And some good clubs with rock and roll. Otto could sabotage the honeymoon just by showing up – arms at the ready to commit crime! Spidey and X-Men do cross over a bit, so Ororo would have to put on her work face to stop Otto. Marty might even end up a distressed “damsel,” which would probably grate on him mightly.
6. #6 is in love with #1. #3 confesses his/her love to #6. Whom would #6 pick? Does #8 think s/he made the right choice?
Ororo is in love with Victor. But then Mell confesses her love to Ororo! Weirdest love triangle ever, no? Of the two, Ororo would most likely go with Victor. He’s just got this cuteness about him – and she does seem to like sensitive guys, at least according to the movies. Mell, however, is a gun nut and somewhat deranged – probably not the best match. (Plus, the whole “wrong gender” thing.) Rincewind’s opinion on the matter would be, “As long as she’s happy and Mell doesn’t end up falling for me!”
7. #5 and #2 must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
Doc and Agatha must pretend to be a married couple! Well, it’s a better match than most in these sorts of memes. I imagine they have to go investigate a fellow mad scientist and thought being a couple would be a good disguise. Though, honestly, the age difference would raise a few eyebrows. Perhaps Doc should pretend to be her father instead.
8. #10 is moving in with #9. What do they fight about the most?
Helen is moving in with Marty? Although Marty’s used to mad scientists, Doc’s more on the good side of the spectrum. So I imagine most fights would be about Helen doing odd things to Marty’s soft drinks and getting mutagen all over the place.
9. How will #4 prove his/her love to #1?
How will Otto prove his love to Victor. I really gotta get more girls in these memes. Anyway, Otto seems the type to steal something significant or do something sciency for a love. If I remember correctly, in one of the comics, he was trying to cure AIDS for an old girlfriend. So he’d probably present Victor with a rare piano he’d snatched, or rare mounted bugs. Victor, for his part, would be deeply confused and frightened.
10. #7 and #4. Love at first sight?
The Mad Hatter and Otto. I wouldn’t say love, but I think they’d get along! They’re both evilish scientists with extreme body modifications. They could take tea together and talk experiments. And cause rampages of doom.
11. What would #2 give #9 for Valentine's Day?
What would Agatha give Marty for Valentine’s? Probably one of her musical dingbots, only set to play more rock-n-roll type tunes than her usual Heterodyne Humming. I think Marty would like that. Either that or help steampunk out his guitar.
12. Under what circumstances could #3 and #5 have a happy end?
Mell and Doc? Well, Mell is used to mad science types. I don’t know if Doc could ever get over her gun nuttiness, though. It would have to be some sort of AU, where Mell gets a little less violent or Doc gets a little more. Maybe one of the crazy Hell Valley Docs could be happy with her.
*thoughtful* Actually, the question doesn’t specify romance, does it? Maybe they could have a happy end after the BTTF and Narbonics crew successfully defeat a bigger threat and merely end up friends.
11. What would #8 like to change about #10? Does number #10 approve?
What would Rincewind like to change about Helen? Probably her propensity for testing whatever she’s cooked up on the nearest person. This is usually Dave, but if Rincewind was around, you know he’d end up being Test Subject #1. Helen would most definitely NOT approve. She’s a mad scientist! They’re SUPPOSED to test on whoever’s available!
12. #2 and #7 are together. Who is more protective of the other?
Agatha and the Mad Hatter are together. Hmmmm, this is a toughie. I’m going with Agatha. After Lars died, her freak-out was epic. Took down most of Klaus Wulfenbach’s army. And ended up squishing Klaus himself with a chicken house. And she’s shown similar fear over Gil getting hurt/killed. Yeah, Agatha’s definitely the protector in the relationship.
13. Who is first going to say "I love you", #1 or #9?
Victor or Marty? Definitely Marty. I can’t recall him ever saying it directly to Jen, but I’m pretty sure he would. Victor’s stutter is what does him in here. The poor guy is just too nervous about everything, especially anything to do with love.
14. Describe #10 and #4's perfect romantic outing.
Helen and Otto’s perfect romantic outing? Yay, another halfway believable match! Something like Helen’s date with Lupin Madblood sounds about right. Dinner at a nice restaurant, followed by a battle over some important piece of scientific equipment with insults and double entendres aplenty. Maybe they could visit a museum too. And steal something from it.
15. Who suffers from pre-wedding jitters, #3 or #8? How does bridesmaid/best man #10 soothe them?
Mell or Rincewind? Rincewind. Definitely Rincewind. He’d be worrying about how everything in the wedding would go wrong. Barbarians invading, the Luggage eating someone, the vegetarian meal not being prepared. . . . It would all somehow turn into a disaster, because that’s what happens with him. Of course, it would also work out in the end, but that’s not the point. Helen would probably point out that Mell could take care of anything that tried to invade with her guns, and she could do some damage herself with her mutated gerbils and the like. Of course, this will not calm Rincewind down in the slightest, because the bride and her maid of honor going on a rampage was number #2 on his list of disasters (#1 was random meteor).
16. #6 is a secret admirer. What presents will they make the wo/man of their dreams?
Ororo is a secret admirer. Given she’s also the weather controlling X-Man storm, I believe she’d make cloud pictures for her beloved. Or ensure they have nice weather whenever she can. I know I’d appreciate that if I was her beloved. (HINT HINT, RIFT!DOC)
At least the Rift was quiet, so I didn't miss anything. Still, yeesh! Damn thunderstorms. *eyes Rift!Doc* The weather was weird in Lisa's neck of the woods too. . . .
-HD: Scones?-
*shakehead* I think we're gonna need something a lot stronger.
-WRM: I'll get the ice cream scoop.-
