Wants to know what's going on

Ok, guys, what was that meeting yesterday all about?
-VD: *calmly reading a magazine* It's a secret.-
-VD2: We're allowed to have secrets.-
No, you are not. I demand to know what that meeting was about.
-VM: Cherry pie and cabbages and kings.-
-VJ: And Elvis.-
-W: And aliens.-
O.o You're not planning to hurt me or gigs_83, are you?
-AT: Pshaw. You know we wouldn't. You and Lisa would kill us for even thinking about it.-
I want to know about the meeting.
-D: We convened in a space in order to converse about topics we find favorable to our mindsets.-
-M: Good one, Doc.-
*frustrated* Gigs, try to weasel something out of your guys, will ya? I know Doctor 5, Doctor 8, Jamie, Luke, and Tommy attended.

OOOH, Gig-gles. . . .

I think I have something for you. *drags in Jamie, tied up*
-Jamie: Help!-
All right, Scottie, what was that meeting about?
-Jamie: I swore ne'er to tell.-
We have -- ways -- of making you talk. *pulls out bottle of blue liquid* Open those pearly whites.
*Abruptly jumped on by VampDoc*
-VD: *wrestling Vic to the ground* Jamie, run!-
*Jamie hops away as fast as he can. VampDoc and Vicky wrestle, until VampDoc realizes Vicky's enjoying it.*
Damn it. He distracted me, gigs_83. Try using K-9.