Still poking around for hosts
Nov. 1st, 2004 03:11 pmFree Web Page Hosting got itself disqualified. Those people have the nerve to ask me where I live (heck, they even ask (optionally, *whew) the street address) and the household income! Yes, I'm fully aware I could lie, but it's the principle of the thing, damn it. I'm half-certain asking for the income is illegal. And even if it isn't, that's awful nosy for a free service.
-M: *annoyed, scratching face* Yeah, what business it is of theirs if you're not paying?-
Exactly. *notes scratching* Glue rash?
-M: *nodnod*-
It'll go away soon, don't worry.
-J: *comes in with crazy hair* It'll probably go away faster than my hairspray. This stuff is tougher to wash out than I thought.-
-VJ: *comes in with shampoo and water basin* I'll help you give it another scrub.-
The aftereffects of Halloween costumes. . . .
-VJ: The Docs and VampMarty were lucky, their costumes weren't like this.-
Have you smelled VampDoc? The oil he put in his hair to smooth it down stinks!
-VD: *poking head in* I thought I was grabbing an unscented brand.-
*Loud "YEOW!" from outside*
What was that?
-M: *worried* Sounded like Doc! He told me he was trying to take down his Halloween message.-
Eeep! *runs outside to see if he's okay, with Marty*
*returns with Marty, VampMarty, and slightly crisped Doc*
-D: *whimper* That hurt.-
-VM: I told you the circuits weren't dead! You're really lucky, Doc.-
My poor baby. *huggles* Let's get you to bed and I'll call a doctor. *puts Doc to bed*
-M: *annoyed, scratching face* Yeah, what business it is of theirs if you're not paying?-
Exactly. *notes scratching* Glue rash?
-M: *nodnod*-
It'll go away soon, don't worry.
-J: *comes in with crazy hair* It'll probably go away faster than my hairspray. This stuff is tougher to wash out than I thought.-
-VJ: *comes in with shampoo and water basin* I'll help you give it another scrub.-
The aftereffects of Halloween costumes. . . .
-VJ: The Docs and VampMarty were lucky, their costumes weren't like this.-
Have you smelled VampDoc? The oil he put in his hair to smooth it down stinks!
-VD: *poking head in* I thought I was grabbing an unscented brand.-
*Loud "YEOW!" from outside*
What was that?
-M: *worried* Sounded like Doc! He told me he was trying to take down his Halloween message.-
Eeep! *runs outside to see if he's okay, with Marty*
*returns with Marty, VampMarty, and slightly crisped Doc*
-D: *whimper* That hurt.-
-VM: I told you the circuits weren't dead! You're really lucky, Doc.-
My poor baby. *huggles* Let's get you to bed and I'll call a doctor. *puts Doc to bed*