Short
revison_doc Update
Jun. 7th, 2006 10:23 pmJennifer's parents -- they're nice and quiet for a Wednesday. I've gotten them a love tub so they can have some less-than-innocent fun.
-J: *makes face*-
Hey, you got here, didn't you?-
-J2: Yeah, but no one likes to think about that.-
-M2: Hell no. Especially when it looked like -- well, you know, you've seen Part I.-
Heh, that reminds me -- I had Jane Parker, Jennifer's mother, call Marty up on the telephone in order to make friends. Didn't work, but it resulted in her getting a "play with Marty" want later.
-M: Family Sims are affectionate, huh?-
Hang on. Later, I got them a love tub, and I had Jane fulfill a want by giving Robert a massage in there. Guess what want she rolled up afterwards.
FLIRT. WITH. MARTY.
-Martys: O.O @.@-
-J: EWWW!-
-VJ: Mom, what the hell?! And after she gave a backrub to DAD?-
-J2: I'm off to drink bleach, don't wait up.-
I know! It gets even creepier when you consider she also has the hots for Marty's father and best friend.
-D: What?!-
-VuM: *weakly* Huh?-
Yup. Jane has two bolts of attraction with Doc and George, but only one with Robert.
-VD: *headdesk*-
-AJ: Moooom!-
-VD2: What possible reason could there be for Jennifer's mother swooning over me?-
-DW: . . . Victoria, get rid of this "The Return of Mrs. Parker" bunny NOW. You're not having Jane fall for me in the past.-
*giggles* Sorry, sorry, temporary insanity. And as for Jane Parker swooning over you -- practically every other female in the neighborhood is.
-D: . . . You have to be kidding me.-
Nope. I went into the attraction subgroup in your relationship panel and made a list. I can't say about townies, but you've got practically every eligible playable girl swooning over you. Observe:
3 Bolts -- Gypsy Robinson, Katrina Von Nostrand
2 Bolts -- Jane Parker, Holly Handlen Morte, Lorraine McFly, Marie Robinson
1 Bolt -- Linda McFly
And if I recall correctly, Jill had a bolt with you. I'm not sure though. Lucy's out of this completely, she's pre-Nightlife.
-OD: O.O Great Scott.-
-VD: I know. I've -- never thought of myself -- as being that attractive.-
-M: Why is my mother and sister on that list? Especially my sister?!-
-D: I've never felt that way about Linda, Marty, I swear. Great Scott. . . .-
-VM: What about my mother? No offense, but why would my mother ever be attracted to you?-
-VD2: Don't ask me!-
You're smart, loyal, extremely handy around the house, not bad looking in the least. . . .
-VD2: We didn't ask you either.-
-TD: *coming up from the lab* What's going on? I heard some yelling. . . .-
*shows the list of women attracted to his Twin Oaks Park Simself*
-TD: *raises eyebrow* I -- see. What about other neighborhoods? What does Clara average?-
I believe Clara is a two-bolter in both Strangetown and Hill Valley. Gypsy and Josephine are two-bolters, while Mysteria is a one-bolter.
-H: *nudges playfully* Sounds like you're the town bicycle, Emmett.-
-TD: Did SimMe accidentally drink love potion or something?-
Nope, this is just your good old self. I told you you were attractive. Funny, though -- almost everyone on that list is either Knowledge or Family (Linda's Romance, and back in Strangetown Mysteria's Pleasure). I can see Knowledge Sims liking other Knowledge Sims, but Family?
-E: Well, Knowledge Sims would be handy around the house. And with their love of stargazing and being abducted, they're the ones most able to understand what girl Sims go through.-
That makes sense, yeah.
-VDM: This is still all freaking nuts.-
-TD: Should I contact Jenniferstrike? I've built a wireless downstairs.-
-J: Yes, I believe everyone should share in this weirdness.-
-DW: *to fellow Docs* The girls will probably have a good laugh over this. Especially the Lorraine thing. I mean, who would write that pairing?-
. . .
-DW: *stare* You DIDN'T. . . .-
It was in my preweb shit days -- I was writing a version of Hell Valley, and I had Doc and Lorraine meet through Marty --
-M: ARE YOU ON CRACK?!-
Crackfic, perhaps. It'll never see the light of day, trust me. The whole inspiration was how you sorta look up to Doc like a father. . . .
-D: But actually getting into a committed relationship with Lorraine?-
Like, I said, preweb shit days!
<.< >.> *whispers* Now hopefully they'll notice I didn't write too much today. I'm off to finish my one-off for myself, that way I can claim SOMETHING.
-J: *makes face*-
Hey, you got here, didn't you?-
-J2: Yeah, but no one likes to think about that.-
-M2: Hell no. Especially when it looked like -- well, you know, you've seen Part I.-
Heh, that reminds me -- I had Jane Parker, Jennifer's mother, call Marty up on the telephone in order to make friends. Didn't work, but it resulted in her getting a "play with Marty" want later.
-M: Family Sims are affectionate, huh?-
Hang on. Later, I got them a love tub, and I had Jane fulfill a want by giving Robert a massage in there. Guess what want she rolled up afterwards.
FLIRT. WITH. MARTY.
-Martys: O.O @.@-
-J: EWWW!-
-VJ: Mom, what the hell?! And after she gave a backrub to DAD?-
-J2: I'm off to drink bleach, don't wait up.-
I know! It gets even creepier when you consider she also has the hots for Marty's father and best friend.
-D: What?!-
-VuM: *weakly* Huh?-
Yup. Jane has two bolts of attraction with Doc and George, but only one with Robert.
-VD: *headdesk*-
-AJ: Moooom!-
-VD2: What possible reason could there be for Jennifer's mother swooning over me?-
-DW: . . . Victoria, get rid of this "The Return of Mrs. Parker" bunny NOW. You're not having Jane fall for me in the past.-
*giggles* Sorry, sorry, temporary insanity. And as for Jane Parker swooning over you -- practically every other female in the neighborhood is.
-D: . . . You have to be kidding me.-
Nope. I went into the attraction subgroup in your relationship panel and made a list. I can't say about townies, but you've got practically every eligible playable girl swooning over you. Observe:
3 Bolts -- Gypsy Robinson, Katrina Von Nostrand
2 Bolts -- Jane Parker, Holly Handlen Morte, Lorraine McFly, Marie Robinson
1 Bolt -- Linda McFly
And if I recall correctly, Jill had a bolt with you. I'm not sure though. Lucy's out of this completely, she's pre-Nightlife.
-OD: O.O Great Scott.-
-VD: I know. I've -- never thought of myself -- as being that attractive.-
-M: Why is my mother and sister on that list? Especially my sister?!-
-D: I've never felt that way about Linda, Marty, I swear. Great Scott. . . .-
-VM: What about my mother? No offense, but why would my mother ever be attracted to you?-
-VD2: Don't ask me!-
You're smart, loyal, extremely handy around the house, not bad looking in the least. . . .
-VD2: We didn't ask you either.-
-TD: *coming up from the lab* What's going on? I heard some yelling. . . .-
*shows the list of women attracted to his Twin Oaks Park Simself*
-TD: *raises eyebrow* I -- see. What about other neighborhoods? What does Clara average?-
I believe Clara is a two-bolter in both Strangetown and Hill Valley. Gypsy and Josephine are two-bolters, while Mysteria is a one-bolter.
-H: *nudges playfully* Sounds like you're the town bicycle, Emmett.-
-TD: Did SimMe accidentally drink love potion or something?-
Nope, this is just your good old self. I told you you were attractive. Funny, though -- almost everyone on that list is either Knowledge or Family (Linda's Romance, and back in Strangetown Mysteria's Pleasure). I can see Knowledge Sims liking other Knowledge Sims, but Family?
-E: Well, Knowledge Sims would be handy around the house. And with their love of stargazing and being abducted, they're the ones most able to understand what girl Sims go through.-
That makes sense, yeah.
-VDM: This is still all freaking nuts.-
-TD: Should I contact Jenniferstrike? I've built a wireless downstairs.-
-J: Yes, I believe everyone should share in this weirdness.-
-DW: *to fellow Docs* The girls will probably have a good laugh over this. Especially the Lorraine thing. I mean, who would write that pairing?-
. . .
-DW: *stare* You DIDN'T. . . .-
It was in my preweb shit days -- I was writing a version of Hell Valley, and I had Doc and Lorraine meet through Marty --
-M: ARE YOU ON CRACK?!-
Crackfic, perhaps. It'll never see the light of day, trust me. The whole inspiration was how you sorta look up to Doc like a father. . . .
-D: But actually getting into a committed relationship with Lorraine?-
Like, I said, preweb shit days!
<.< >.> *whispers* Now hopefully they'll notice I didn't write too much today. I'm off to finish my one-off for myself, that way I can claim SOMETHING.