I Want a New Drug!

-D: Let me guess. ANOTHER webcomic.-
-TD: What's it about?-
Mad scientists. Damn you Kaja Foglio, you're getting me hooked on Narbonic!
-VD: More mad scientists? What is it with you and mad scientists?-
-VD2: Do you enjoy seeing evil geniuses try to conquer the world?-
-OD: Or perform horrifying experiments on themselves and others?-
-DW: Or creating abominations of life?-
Really, what I like is fantasizing about seeing them posing naked on the hood of their DeLorean time machine.
-D: What?! Who copied our idea? I certainly hope they gave cre--
. . .
Ah, it's FUN seeing the pieces click into place.
-DW: I think you and this "Helen" character would get along very well.-
-D: WE'RE not mad scientists!-
-TD: *annoyed* Says you!-
-VD: Well, you're from a world of Mad Science. You're the exception.-
Really. So creating a DeLorean time machine, and later a steam train time machine, isn't mad science?
-VD: We never tried to conquer the world with it, did we?-
You DID want to see who'd win the next 25 World Series.
-OD: *tentacles chitter* We were just wondering if the Red Sox, White Sox, and Cubs would ever win. Imagine our shock when they did.-
-VDM: You guys seem pretty mad-scientist to me.-
-VD2: You work for the truly "mad" one among us. You're biased.-
-VDM: No, I'm accurate. You seem pretty mad to me.-
-DW: We're not mad!-
-VD: We're getting mad, but we're not quite there yet.-
-M: Don't Mad Scientists usually have some sort of evil laugh or something?-
-D: Generally. See, we can't be mad. We don't go "mwhahahaha."-
-VM: I dunno -- you guys do have a talent for building pretty complicated devices. Look at the steampunk fridge in Part III. Or the breakfast machine.-
-M2: And weren't all of you inducted into a hall of Mad Scientists?-
-D: Er -- um --
Hell, even Wikipedia classifies you as a Mad Scientist -- Take a Look
-Adult Docs: . . . .-
-TD: I can help you practice your mad cackling.-
-OD: *weakly* Thanks. . . .-
-TD: *pats back* We'll show them all, don't worry. Look, this frees you up to use big guns on Victoria.-
Hey! I got a VDC-themed drabble88 written today! I'll be posted tomorrow!

( A Tannen's Life For Me )

-TD: No, no, it's got to come from deep in the chest. MWHAHAHAHAHA, like that.-
You know, I just noticed you were using the world "evil" fairly often before.
-TD: Well, there's no real way a "mwhahaha" can be good.-
Hmm, point.
-VD: I'm just not sure if we have it in us.-
-TD: Hey, I have it in me.-
-DW: Yes, but as we said, your memories -- the dominant half, at least -- are from the Girl Genius world. We're from a reasonably regular world.-
-OD: We're just not evil enough.-
-H: Aww. Everyone has a bit of evil in them they can call up for a good mwhahahaha.-
-VD2: I have angsty bitterness.-
-H: That's more fuel for emo ranting.-
-VD2: *broods* My soul is blacker that the coals we use for grilling.-
*snort* You need a different line.
-E: Maybe some versions of my brother just aren't evil! Just reckless to the nth degree.-
-H: No, no, I'm sure he has evil somewhere inside of him.-
-M: He has risked our lives a few times.-
-D: The FT Trilogyverse Emmett L. Brown meant to say P.M. when it came to the train.-
-VD: And we've apologized for the initial experiment.-
-VDM: I think what Holly was getting at was more of an arch nemesis thing.-
-OD: *tentacles chatter* MARTY had the arch nemesis. Biff.-
What about Donald Patrickson? Surely you want to do evil things to him.
-D: *pause* *evil grin* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
-TD: *glee!* There! That's it!-
*leans back contentedly* Just takes a woman's touch. . . .