HELLO EVERYONE

THE BOYS AND ARE AT THE INKWELL BAR FOR THEIR HALLOWEEN PARTY. IT'S LOOKING TO BE A ROCKING GOOD TIME.
-D: *as Uncle Fester* Victoria, stop "yelling."-
I'M DEATH. I GET TO TALK LIKE THIS.
-VD: *as Commander Kruge from Star Trek III* You've never even READ Discworld!-
I SHOULD. THEY SOUND LIKE REALLY GOOD BOOKS.
-M: *as Frank Bannister* Seriously, Vic, that's going to get old fast.-
Oh, all right. Anyway, lots of people here, including Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort and Lord and Lady Everglot. What are you guys doing here?
-Nell: What else? We have to see Victor's costume.-
-Maudeline: *eyeing the revelry around her with distaste* I don't see why he felt the need to join in on these unspeakable debaucheries.-
*sees Victoria has dressed up* I think your daughter disagrees.
-Maudeline: Victoria! Where are your corsets?-
-Victoria: *as an angel* Please don't make a scene, Mother. I had to dress up.-
-Emily: *as a devil, cheekily* We're Victor's shoulder angels.-
No way in Hell Victor's shoulders are going to support you two.
-Finis: *glares at me* Look what you've done!-
I'm looking -- great costumes, guys.
-Victoria: Yours is very good as well.-
Thanks. Here, folks at home, have some pictures:
( Be Forewarned, My Mom Did a Good Makeup Job )

Nice job, no?
-TD: *as Professor Plum* Excellent work. I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley.-
I scared a Spark. My work here is done.
-RPD: *as a ghostly Judge Doom* Don't overdose on the candy, now. The rest of us want some too.-
Don't worry, last piece of the night. I'm starting to feel faintly ill.
-HD: *as the White Knight* *shifts uncomfortably* I think I understand why my cousin is always falling off his horse. This armor is HEAVY!-
-WRM: *as Stuart Little* I'm surprised you can breathe in that helmet.-
-HD: Actually, this is quite well ventilated.-
-DW: *as a Red Lectroid from Buckaroo Banzai* Probably better than this mask is -- I'm getting hot.-
*gives him some water* Don't overheat, we still need to see what Victor's dressed up as.
-OD: *as Henry Sikorsky, tentacles doing clean-up work around him* I hope we don't have to wait much longer -- the anticipation is killing me.-
-VD2: *as Rasputin from Anastasia, looking around* Then you're in good company.-
-Emily: Thanks, I think.-
*front doors of the Inkwell suddenly fly open*
Everyone: O.o?
-TTV: *walks in, wearing sunglasses, black leather jacket, and blue jeans -- he also appears to have dried blood running down his cheeks*
o.O
-William: *looking confused* What the --
-VuM: *as Doc Hollywood* Who the heck is he?-
He isn't. . . .
-TTV: *sits down at the bar* Puerco pibil, por favor.-
-OD: *tenatcles chitter* Spanish? I didn't know he knew Spanish.-
-Nell: We taught him French, not Spanish.-
He probably only knows that bit for his costume. . . .
-Finis: He looks absolutely ridiculous! *approaches Victor* Look here, boy, when--
-TTV: *calmly pulls a gun and points it at Finis* You have something to say to me?-
-Finis: . . . .-
-Victoria: *shocked* Victor, you wouldn't--
-TTV: *pulls trigger -- and squirts Finis in the face*-
-Finis: -.--
-TTV: *grin* Did you really think I'd bring a real gun to a Halloween party?-
-Victoria: It looks real.-
-TD: Well, that explains why he wanted me to build a squirt gun out of a handgun.-
*giggling* Sands. You had to go with Sands.
-D: Sands? Wait a minute, he's Mervin's sporking partner from the HMS STFU?-
Yup.
-TrilDoc: *as Jim Ignatowski* I don't follow.-
Character from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico." Bisexual paranoid sociopath.
-Nell: *jaw drop* Why would Victor want to dress up as him for Halloween?-
Fits with the theme. Sands was played by Johnny Depp.
-Nell: . . . You're lying.-
I'm dead serious! Uh, no pun intended.
-SporkMarty: *as Alex P Keaton* What's with the sunglasses and dried blood.-
Sands got his eyes drilled out in the movie.
-SporkMarty: *makes face* Ew.-
Yeah.
-TTV: *gets his puerco pibil* Thanks. Just so you know, if it's too good, you're going to get wet.-
-Chester: Have you ever HAD puerco pibil before?-
-TTV: . . . Good point. *squirts Chester*-
-Chester: *pours a shot over Victor's head*-
-TTV: Hey!-
-SporkDoc: *as Uncle Martin* Hmm. Looks like one of us didn't follow the theme.-
-TD: Oh?-
-SporkDoc: Looks like he's dressed up as -- Richard?-
OMGWTFBBQ *looks around wildly*
-HD: *annoyed* Oh wonderful. Clockwork and everything?-
-SporkDoc: Yup. Amazing job too -- it looks just like it's embedded into him.-
-TD: . . . Wait a minute. . . .-
-D: *goes over to Richard!Doc* Er, excuse me -- you wouldn't happen to know a young Fae named Andrew Sparks, would you?-
-Richard!Doc: *startled* What -- how do you know --
*suddenly horrified, hides under table* Tell him I'm sorry! I'll get him a puppy or something!
-VD: *slightly annoyed* You were never this worried about our angst!-
-Richard!Doc: *who as you probably guessed is actually ChangelingDoc* What on earth is going on?-
I can't even really reread that nightmare I gave you, and I wrote it!
-VD: . . . You have to cut back.-
I know. And I'm sorry about your angst too, but I think I've paid you back, haven't I? Great lab, DeLoreans galore, and you guys do get to kick ass in most of your stories.
-VD2: True. . . .-
And I'll let you kick more ass in NaNo.
-RPD: *chuckle* I think we're good, Vicky.-
I love you all. *hugs*
-Voice I Can't Place: Hey, that guy's trying to shoot himself!-
-TTV: *taking squirt gun out of mouth* No, I was just thirsty.-
Okay, we're in total chaos territory here. I'm out. Happy Halloween, everyone!