HELLO EVERYONE

[crossover_chick]

THE BOYS AND ARE AT THE INKWELL BAR FOR THEIR HALLOWEEN PARTY. IT'S LOOKING TO BE A ROCKING GOOD TIME.
-D: *as Uncle Fester* Victoria, stop "yelling."-
I'M DEATH. I GET TO TALK LIKE THIS.
-VD: *as Commander Kruge from Star Trek III* You've never even READ Discworld!-
I SHOULD. THEY SOUND LIKE REALLY GOOD BOOKS.
-M: *as Frank Bannister* Seriously, Vic, that's going to get old fast.-
Oh, all right. Anyway, lots of people here, including Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort and Lord and Lady Everglot. What are you guys doing here?
-Nell: What else? We have to see Victor's costume.-
-Maudeline: *eyeing the revelry around her with distaste* I don't see why he felt the need to join in on these unspeakable debaucheries.-
*sees Victoria has dressed up* I think your daughter disagrees.
-Maudeline: Victoria! Where are your corsets?-
-Victoria: *as an angel* Please don't make a scene, Mother. I had to dress up.-
-Emily: *as a devil, cheekily* We're Victor's shoulder angels.-
No way in Hell Victor's shoulders are going to support you two.
-Finis: *glares at me* Look what you've done!-
I'm looking -- great costumes, guys.
-Victoria: Yours is very good as well.-
Thanks. Here, folks at home, have some pictures:







Nice job, no?
-TD: *as Professor Plum* Excellent work. I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley.-
I scared a Spark. My work here is done.
-RPD: *as a ghostly Judge Doom* Don't overdose on the candy, now. The rest of us want some too.-
Don't worry, last piece of the night. I'm starting to feel faintly ill.
-HD: *as the White Knight* *shifts uncomfortably* I think I understand why my cousin is always falling off his horse. This armor is HEAVY!-
-WRM: *as Stuart Little* I'm surprised you can breathe in that helmet.-
-HD: Actually, this is quite well ventilated.-
-DW: *as a Red Lectroid from Buckaroo Banzai* Probably better than this mask is -- I'm getting hot.-
*gives him some water* Don't overheat, we still need to see what Victor's dressed up as.
-OD: *as Henry Sikorsky, tentacles doing clean-up work around him* I hope we don't have to wait much longer -- the anticipation is killing me.-
-VD2: *as Rasputin from Anastasia, looking around* Then you're in good company.-
-Emily: Thanks, I think.-
*front doors of the Inkwell suddenly fly open*
Everyone: O.o?
-TTV: *walks in, wearing sunglasses, black leather jacket, and blue jeans -- he also appears to have dried blood running down his cheeks*
o.O
-William: *looking confused* What the --
-VuM: *as Doc Hollywood* Who the heck is he?-
He isn't. . . .
-TTV: *sits down at the bar* Puerco pibil, por favor.-
-OD: *tenatcles chitter* Spanish? I didn't know he knew Spanish.-
-Nell: We taught him French, not Spanish.-
He probably only knows that bit for his costume. . . .
-Finis: He looks absolutely ridiculous! *approaches Victor* Look here, boy, when--
-TTV: *calmly pulls a gun and points it at Finis* You have something to say to me?-
-Finis: . . . .-
-Victoria: *shocked* Victor, you wouldn't--
-TTV: *pulls trigger -- and squirts Finis in the face*-
-Finis: -.--
-TTV: *grin* Did you really think I'd bring a real gun to a Halloween party?-
-Victoria: It looks real.-
-TD: Well, that explains why he wanted me to build a squirt gun out of a handgun.-
*giggling* Sands. You had to go with Sands.
-D: Sands? Wait a minute, he's Mervin's sporking partner from the HMS STFU?-
Yup.
-TrilDoc: *as Jim Ignatowski* I don't follow.-
Character from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico." Bisexual paranoid sociopath.
-Nell: *jaw drop* Why would Victor want to dress up as him for Halloween?-
Fits with the theme. Sands was played by Johnny Depp.
-Nell: . . . You're lying.-
I'm dead serious! Uh, no pun intended.
-SporkMarty: *as Alex P Keaton* What's with the sunglasses and dried blood.-
Sands got his eyes drilled out in the movie.
-SporkMarty: *makes face* Ew.-
Yeah.
-TTV: *gets his puerco pibil* Thanks. Just so you know, if it's too good, you're going to get wet.-
-Chester: Have you ever HAD puerco pibil before?-
-TTV: . . . Good point. *squirts Chester*-
-Chester: *pours a shot over Victor's head*-
-TTV: Hey!-
-SporkDoc: *as Uncle Martin* Hmm. Looks like one of us didn't follow the theme.-
-TD: Oh?-
-SporkDoc: Looks like he's dressed up as -- Richard?-
OMGWTFBBQ *looks around wildly*
-HD: *annoyed* Oh wonderful. Clockwork and everything?-
-SporkDoc: Yup. Amazing job too -- it looks just like it's embedded into him.-
-TD: . . . Wait a minute. . . .-
-D: *goes over to Richard!Doc* Er, excuse me -- you wouldn't happen to know a young Fae named Andrew Sparks, would you?-
-Richard!Doc: *startled* What -- how do you know --
*suddenly horrified, hides under table* Tell him I'm sorry! I'll get him a puppy or something!
-VD: *slightly annoyed* You were never this worried about our angst!-
-Richard!Doc: *who as you probably guessed is actually ChangelingDoc* What on earth is going on?-
I can't even really reread that nightmare I gave you, and I wrote it!
-VD: . . . You have to cut back.-
I know. And I'm sorry about your angst too, but I think I've paid you back, haven't I? Great lab, DeLoreans galore, and you guys do get to kick ass in most of your stories.
-VD2: True. . . .-
And I'll let you kick more ass in NaNo.
-RPD: *chuckle* I think we're good, Vicky.-
I love you all. *hugs*
-Voice I Can't Place: Hey, that guy's trying to shoot himself!-
-TTV: *taking squirt gun out of mouth* No, I was just thirsty.-
Okay, we're in total chaos territory here. I'm out. Happy Halloween, everyone!

Comments

[foxywriter.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, that is a scary makeup job! Dang! That's really tight!

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! My mom has a talent for this sort of thing. :D

[gigs-83.livejournal.com]

Yike!! *hides* How's it so shiny??

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

*shrug* That's just how the makeup was. Some guy actually thought it was a mask when he first saw me.

[shonasheastwood.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's a great make-up job!

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks -- my mom's really good at this sort of thing.

[darkjediprincess]

Oh WOW, that is a REALLY EFFING GOOD makeup job. You really look like the Grim Reaper! :D

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks -- I actually freaked out a couple of customers when they first saw me. :D

[martyfan.livejournal.com]

Fantastic costume! (Also, Death speaks in small caps, LIKE THIS.) :P

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Ahh, so I was doing it wrong. My bad. :p

Eeek!

[anonymoose_au]

Damn dude, that's some scary shit! Did you really go into work like that, because that must have been hilarious!

How did the make up not crack and peel off?

And what did your mother study to get so good at makeup-ing!

Re: Eeek!

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Yup -- startled a couple of customers, actually. :p Most everyone loved it, though.

It was pretty goopy -- stayed pretty wet through the day. Good stuff, I guess.

She's one of those people with a natural talent for that kind of thing. She's got all the artistic talent in the family. :p

[bttfbabe.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's awesome!

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[smudge-pot.livejournal.com]

Holy God, that is one scary costume! Your mother has a lot of talent.


Read Discworld!!! They're, like, teh awesome.

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

She does indeed -- I actually got a bit of a jolt every time I looked at my reflection. :p

Maybe I'll see about picking up a book or two. Just gotta figure out which one to read first.