Happy April Fool's Day

I've seen a couple of interesting pranks, though LJ seems to have slacked off this year. Shame, shame.
I haven't, though -- The Inkwellians are due for a surprise. Simon's birthday celebration will be later this evening.

In the meantime, I have a meme for y'all. I saw it on somebody's journal a few days ago, and figured, what the heck:
Post a sentence or two from some of your current works-in-progress.
( Behind the Cut )

Now, I know what some of you might be thinking. "Oh, it's April Fool's Day. She's pulling a prank. They're all probably fake."

You're almost right.

Three of the snippets I just posted are from real fics I'm working on. The fourth, I just made up. Can you guess which is the fake WIP? :D

Oh Yes!

And happy birthday George McFly! I'd forgotten he and Simon share a birthday. I should get them together, have them swap stories of birthday pranks.
-HD: March Hare George can spin a fine tale.-
-MHG: Oh yes. I remember one year when the Queen of Hearts ordered that I be painted as red as her roses. Took me a week to get all the paint out of my fur. But I got her back, oh yes. . . .-
*laughs* Yeah, I gotta get you and Simon together later. Right now, though, I gotta hit the sheets.