Okay, I Don't Know HOW My Brain Works. . .

I've spent pretty much the entire day thinking up a version of WALL*E where the two main characters are replaced by android versions of Victor and Alice.

I just told you I don't know how my brain works! The best I can say is that WALL*E found its way into my dreams this morning, and then I found myself comparing EVE to Alice, and. . . I can't help it, it's cute! It also inspired a tumblr post, and will soon be inspiring another as I gush about the image of Alice carrying Victor.
-TTV: *facepalm*-
What, it's cute!
-TTV: At least tell me me carrying her is just as cute.-
Yes. Anything approaching a snuggle is approved.

Anyway, as you can imagine, I haven't been very productive. So here, let's have a meme I nicked from one alien_snipe:

Give me a character and I'll give you as many facts as I choose from my personal headcanon.

Yeah, maybe it isn't the best idea to do this when I don't have my e-mail pop-ups, but I'll try to answer any and all comments before the next Ice Age, promise.