I Have Discovered Kitchen Nightmares

I -- find myself intrigued. Even if one clip involved retching. (Ramsay got served a rancid scallop. Which I believe is beyond dangerous.) I dunno why, maybe it's the "OMG that's an eatery?" factor. And I guess it's easier to watch when your restaurant experience these days involves ordering sandwiches from Subway.

Also, over on tumblr, Forgotten Vows's angsty "berserk button" plot has given way to Alice asking awkward questions about if he has sex dreams about her. His life, ladies and gentlemen.
-RPM: . . .Nice to know tumblr's just as insane as LJ?-