I REALLY Need To Stop Reading Badfic

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-M: Or at least switch to badfic about us.-
-D: What is it this time?-
It's "Rose Potter." A.K.A. "The Naked 'Druid' Bitch Who Replaced Harry and Hates Weasleys and Gets Naked With Girls a Lot but OMG She's Not a Lesbian and Uses Dark Magic Because It's Not Dark When She Uses It and --
AND RAPED MY NEVILLE'S CHARACTER! *roar*
-DW: . . . . Right, I'm off before the mutant plotbunnies show up.-
-VD: I hesitate to ask what she did to Neville.-
Neville's basically taking Ron's place, BUT Neville is not "oh-so-forgetful, tragic past, coming into his powers, Boy-Who-Could-Have-Lived" Neville. Neville is "recovered from a bad Oblivate which by the way was administered by Lockhart (WHY THE HELL WOULD LOCKHART BE INVOLVED WITH THAT?!) and is now one of Rose's bitches" Neville.
-VD2: . . . I can feel my brain melting already!-
-VM: Where do you FIND this sort of thing?! pottersues? deleterius?-
From a link from deleterius -- The HMS STFU. About bashing canon deniers, with a emphasis on the batshit Harmonians.
-D: And you're reading the story why?-
I'm not actually reading the story, I'm reading a scripting spork. I think reading the actual story would melt my brain.
-OD: *tentacles chitter* It sounds like it would.-
Oooh yeah.
-TD: But why even read the spork?-
I suspect I'm a masochist. Consider it a form of repayment for all the abuse I've heaped on you guys over the years.
-VD: . . . Enjoy your read!-
*snork*

No Sims today -- I ended up going out with Mom and scoring Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Wererabbit on DVD. :)
-TD: Ahhh, so that's why you're reading the spork. Too much joy in your soul, huh?-
Precisely. I'll be doing the stuff at the Von Braun house tomorrow.
-M2: If your brain doesn't melt first.-
Heh, yeah. But I don't think it well -- I mean, I made it through the first three books.
-VD2: O.O She's rewriting ALL the books?-
Sort of. She's definitely not above plagarizing whole sections.
-J: This sounds like a very weird story.-
It is, it is. Dare I give you people links?

Yes, yes, I do. Links To First Three Beginning of GOF
The rest of GoF is in March onwards.
And now to write something on "Dusky Past" and get out a little more "Liquid Chocolate."
-VD2: Forget it! Spork kills your brain.-
I have to try!
-OD: Thanks for giving me some more detail on the Marty Puppet though.-