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pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

In other news, I'M WRITING, SO PUT AWAY THAT LEGO GUN.
-D: You're reading Rose Potter sporks!-
But I'm also writing on "BTTX-2!"
-VD: You are?-
*points to new paragraphs on-screen*
-VD: Oh. I think we'll keep the Lego gun just in case, however. You may run into another motivation problem.-
I really hate you guys sometimes. And look, I did a sample MartyFox head. I'm finalizing his coloring and face shape.
-MF: *looks* Not bad, not bad.-
-DW:I take it that those other sketches are GypsyFox and me.-
Yup. It's weird to draw you with a blunted muzzle, honestly. I'm used to the long one.
-DW: But it's not anatomically correct!-
YOU are not anatomically correct!
-DW: You still should follow the base animal whenever possible.-
-OD: I'm just glad to see some drawing progress.-
We've got a weekend very shortly -- maybe then I can catch up.
-TD: And hopefully get another chapter of "Boy Genius" posted.-
I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
-VD2: No, you're NOT. Hence, the Lego gun.-
Stupid Mab!
-VD2: Mab? Who's Mab?-
Mab of Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures -- that's what I've been reading for the past few days.
-DW: Fantasy furry. Interesting.-
A couple of characters have cameoed in JACK, can you believe it? Chibi-Mab got a spot in the "Fnar's Vacation" Heaven arc, and the once-seen Pink shows up as an angel.
-D: *reads over* Yes, this does look like something you'd be interested in -- advanced technologies, cute animals, magica--
*Doc pauses*
-D: GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SUDDENLY THINKING OF DEMON-US AGAIN!-
-TD: Demon?! Are the vampires not enough?-
-VD: That's what we said!-
-VD2: So this webcomic has demons?-
-D: *fuming* Not just any demons. Incubi and succubi.-
*all eyes go to me*
To be fair, the "cubi" aren't necessarily sexual. . . .
-DW: I have to eat these things, Victoria!-
I'm not thinking of soul-stealing sex-god you!
. . .
Well, I wasn't before, damn it.
-M: Well, she actually does have a point. Most of her psychic stuff involves you and me, remember?-
-D: . . . Point.-
Yeah. I'm more interested in having you teasingly tormented by a J.C.-like succubus anyway. SINGLE you, I may add.
-VM: You guys can never have a normal girlfriend, can you?-
-VD2: Hey.-
-VDM: He's got a point. There's a construct, two vampires, a foxmorph, a person bonded to an alien symbiote, and -- a psychiatrist.-
-J: Poor Gypsy.-
-D: She handles herself quite well in this environment. Besides, that foxmorph is of HER.-
*sneaks away to indulge in thoughts of Doc with bat wings*
-VD: Why?-
Because I like bat wings, damn it.

Something I keep meaning to mention: On Tuesday (which also marked my one-year annniversary at my drycleaner's), I was reading the paper over lunch and noticed an article about albinos in the movies. There's actually an organization protesting the poor treatment of albinos in movies. Apparently, in 67 movies featuring them, albinos have always been villians. I think to myself, Okay, sure. Perhaps they have a point.
Then they list some current movies they're upset at. On the list?
LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE.
Okay.
I have neither read nor seen Lord of the Rings, so I can't comment on that.
But the only possible "albino" villian I know of in Harry Potter is Lord Voldemort.
. . . .
Excuse me, the last time I checked, ALBINO PEOPLE HAD NOSES.
Seriously, for me, a lot of their credibility flew out the window at this. VOLDEMORT IS NOT ALBINO! He MADE himself look that horrid, he was not BORN that way! Heck, even the movies (CoS) show young Tom Riddle as dark-eyed and dark-haired.
And now I'm curious -- anyone want to tell me about any possible evil albinos in LotR?

Back to writing before my muses kill me.
-TD: Can you kill someone with Legos?-
I'm sure it's possible, if highly unlikely.