From fandom_memes, The Fandom Cafe

[crossover_chick]

Imagine you're running a fandom sandwich shop or cafe. Pick five characters and name sandwiches after them. For example, the Sailor Moon would be two meatballs over a bunch of cheese and a bit of ham!
Feel free to invent some mixed drinks and desserts while you're at it.

I'm more of a dessert person myself, so I'll name sundaes after my characters -- if you have ideas for sandwiches/drinks, stick 'em in the comments!
Our dessert menu today:
The Doc Brown -- Two hearty scoops of Forbidden Chocolate, topped with M&Ms and plenty of whipped cream
The Victor Van Dort -- two scoops of Vanilla with chocolate sprinkles and hot fudge
The Mad Hatter -- pick-your-flavor ice cream with a fudge-dipped cone on top and your choice of M&Ms, Reeses Pieces, or rainbow sprinkles
The Artie -- two scoops of Chocolate, topped with two chocolate-dipped wafers and hot fudge, molded to resemble a gerbil
The Mask -- A banana split with three scoops of Pistachio ice cream and lots of chocolate sauce, with your choice of M&Ms or Reeses Pieces

-D: Any particular reason for those particular blends?-
Well, as should be obvious from the Artie one, I'm going for physical appearance matchups.
-VD: Er, then why does ours have M&Ms?-
*points to his shirt*
-VD: *laugh* Oh, that.-
-TTV: I assume mine has something to do with my paleness.-
*nodnod* The Mad Hatter one is wearing a hat, naturally -- and being an ever-shifting Wonderlander, I thought it only appropriate he be the most customizable.
-HD: *raises tea in a toast* To customizing your experience! We're all mad here, but we all don't have to be mad the same way!-
The Artie is naturally a gerbil-shaped sundae, as Artie is a superintelligent gerbil from "Narbonic." The Mask is named for the movie -- green ice cream for the Mask itself, the banana for that bright yellow suit he favored.
-TTV: *beam*-

-OD: *tentacles chitter* In the home stretch with the cartoon, I see.-
Yup -- took forever to get all those extra pencil marks off, though. I hope it turns out all right. Been a while since I seriously drew anything.
-OD: *tentacles nodnod* You don't have to tell us.-
-VD2: How's the writing?-
Ugh, slow week. Got the page on "Corpse Mask," but that's about it. That'll teach me to take a break in the middle of the week.
-DW: Well, we can't expect you to write half-asleep, either.-
-VD: And you did get a whole section rewritten on "V.D.," which was nice.-
Heh, thanks guys. I'm not falling back into the slump, honest.
-TD: *holds up poking stick* Don't worry, we won't let you.-
Yeah, yeah, I know, "Boy Genius." I'm poking at it. *eyes stick* Maybe I should borrow that. . . .
-TD: *hugs it to him protectively* I already know I'd never get it back.-
:p
-RPD: I'm just glad you updated eurekasims. Don't you have enough for another newspaper update as well?-
I should, yeah.
-HD: Ack! You played Barty! Victoria, you said --
Relax, he and Sandy haven't tied the knot yet! Next update, yes, but that doesn't guarantee they'll go on their honeymoon that minute either. Honeymoons seem to be glitched, anyway.
-HD: Oh, whew.-
-RPD: *pats shoulder* I wouldn't worry, Hatter. She wouldn't let a Tannen take the honor of first vacation.-
-HD: Would you mind changing back into human form before you do that? I think my shoulder's gone numb.-
-RPD: Heh, sorry.-
Aanyway, I want to finish up the cartoon, so I'll be off. Though, Ael -- what colors are the counters and cash registers at your workplace? I want to get them right.