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Jun. 19th, 2009 11:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crossover_chickThe original meme was:
You post the title of a fandom-related Top-# list in my comments section. (examples: "5 Things Rogue Never Tells Magneto", or "Ghazghull Thraka's Favorite Things to Buy"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal.
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shego2drakken, I got:
5 Things Agatha Created Out of Sheer Boredom
1. Self-Sharpening Shovel Sword
2. Foldable Pocket Oven
3. Combination Toothpick/Ear-cleaner (do NOT mix up the ends)
4. Spit-Powered Toothbrush (don’t ask. Please.)
5. Lightning Soda (it gives the drink mild electric shocks, sort like you'd get from a quick jolt of static electricity)
5 People Zeetha Would Never Date
1. Gil Wulfenbach – he’s her zumil’s (plus the small chance they’re somehow related)
2. Klaus Wulfenbach – not exactly her type (plus the small chance they’re somehow related)
3. Tarvek Strumvoraus – after what he did to Agatha, she’s more likely to give him a pounding
4. Krosp – he’s a cat. Enough said.
5. Von Pinn – might get along as friends, but Von Pinn doesn’t seem fun enough for bed
5 Times Marty Got Called A Chicken (And the Disasters That Followed)
1. Marty was ten years old and fooling around in the kitchen, pretending to climb the refrigerator. Dave dared him to try it for real. Marty refused. Dave called him a chicken. Marty nearly pulled the fridge over on himself. Dave and George managed to save him.
2. Marty was twelve, skateboarding with a couple of friends. One of them called him a chicken for not doing a certain jumping-and-spinning-the-board trick. Marty tried it out, ALMOST got it – but then landed wrong. Result? Sprained ankle.
3. Marty was thirteen and hanging out with the band when Needles came along. Needles dared Marty to climb to the top of a certain tree, and called him chicken when Marty hesitated. Marty got halfway up when a branch broke under him, leaving him dangling. Luckily he hauled himself up to the next branch and actually made it to the top.
4. Marty was fifteen, having an argument with Needles after school let out. Needles called him a “stupid little chicken” for not wanting to sneak into a gory movie playing at the multiplex. Marty got pissed and punched Needles. Needles punched back, there was a scuffle, and both kids ended up going home with black eyes.
5. Marty was sixteen, hanging out with Doc on Halloween while watching “Children of the Corn.” They got so into the movie that when somebody rang the doorbell, they briefly panicked and hid behind the couch. Doc jokingly said, “So you’re chicken too?” when they got into a brief argument about who should open the door. Marty promptly opened the door to find a trick-or-treater – who hit him with Silly String. Doc refused to give the kid any candy, naturally.
(That last incident was actually vaguely alluded to in my short fic "Halloweenie.")
Fromanonymoose_au, I got:
5 Nicknames Ron Tried For Hermione
1. Hermy (just once as a joke)
2. ‘Mione (it just sounded weird)
3. Bookworm (obvious, but hardly romantic)
4. Squirrel Girl (“bushy-haired and bright eyed” – she threatened to give him squirrel teeth)
5. Encyclopedia Hogwarts (another joke, but she actually kind of liked this one)
5 Ways Victor Tripped Over His Own Feet
1. Chasing a butterfly out in the family garden, he stumbled and fell on his face – and the butterfly. Which made it easier to draw, but still. . . .
2. Leaving a play with his family, he tripped and fell in the lobby, nearly tripping a bunch of other people. Nell was mortified and said so in loud tones.
3. After being introduced to the daughter of a businessman friend of his father’s, Victor attempted to walk her around town, but tripped and fell on her. William had to pay the town crier off to get him NOT to yell the news all over town.
4. At a ball his parents dragged him to, he stumbled while dancing with a young lady and tore her dress. He left the dance sporting a nasty bruise on his face from her slapping him.
5. Walking by the fish stall in the town square, he tripped and grabbed onto something to try and keep himself from falling – a barrel of fish heads. He ended up sprawled on the ground covered in fish guts.
-Martys and TTV: *annoyed looks*-
You have to give the people what they want!
-M: Go write fanfic. One that DOESN'T torture us.-
. . . You're asking this from ME?
-HD: There must be an idea lurking in your head that doesn't involve angst.-
-MF: There is, but it's Victor/Alice wedding night porn.-
-HD: . . . I'm going to shut up now.-
And I might just have to go write that because it won't leave me alone.
-TTV: BOTH of us have mallets now, you know.-
You can't use mallets I gave you to attack me! Besides, that Victor's getting SEX! Why is that a reason to attack me?!
-TTV: That sort of thing shouldn't be for the public eye!-
I wouldn't be showing it to anyone until at least "Solicitor's Ward" was done!
-TTV: *actually hesitates* No matter!-
YOU PAUSED! I SAW YOU!
-RPD: *facepalm* You know, it's probably a good thing Alice hasn't been let out in a while. I suspect this conversation would be much shorter otherwise.-
You post the title of a fandom-related Top-# list in my comments section. (examples: "5 Things Rogue Never Tells Magneto", or "Ghazghull Thraka's Favorite Things to Buy"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Serious or fun! Then you post this offer in your own journal.
From
shego2drakken, I got:5 Things Agatha Created Out of Sheer Boredom
1. Self-Sharpening Shovel Sword
2. Foldable Pocket Oven
3. Combination Toothpick/Ear-cleaner (do NOT mix up the ends)
4. Spit-Powered Toothbrush (don’t ask. Please.)
5. Lightning Soda (it gives the drink mild electric shocks, sort like you'd get from a quick jolt of static electricity)
5 People Zeetha Would Never Date
1. Gil Wulfenbach – he’s her zumil’s (plus the small chance they’re somehow related)
2. Klaus Wulfenbach – not exactly her type (plus the small chance they’re somehow related)
3. Tarvek Strumvoraus – after what he did to Agatha, she’s more likely to give him a pounding
4. Krosp – he’s a cat. Enough said.
5. Von Pinn – might get along as friends, but Von Pinn doesn’t seem fun enough for bed
5 Times Marty Got Called A Chicken (And the Disasters That Followed)
1. Marty was ten years old and fooling around in the kitchen, pretending to climb the refrigerator. Dave dared him to try it for real. Marty refused. Dave called him a chicken. Marty nearly pulled the fridge over on himself. Dave and George managed to save him.
2. Marty was twelve, skateboarding with a couple of friends. One of them called him a chicken for not doing a certain jumping-and-spinning-the-board trick. Marty tried it out, ALMOST got it – but then landed wrong. Result? Sprained ankle.
3. Marty was thirteen and hanging out with the band when Needles came along. Needles dared Marty to climb to the top of a certain tree, and called him chicken when Marty hesitated. Marty got halfway up when a branch broke under him, leaving him dangling. Luckily he hauled himself up to the next branch and actually made it to the top.
4. Marty was fifteen, having an argument with Needles after school let out. Needles called him a “stupid little chicken” for not wanting to sneak into a gory movie playing at the multiplex. Marty got pissed and punched Needles. Needles punched back, there was a scuffle, and both kids ended up going home with black eyes.
5. Marty was sixteen, hanging out with Doc on Halloween while watching “Children of the Corn.” They got so into the movie that when somebody rang the doorbell, they briefly panicked and hid behind the couch. Doc jokingly said, “So you’re chicken too?” when they got into a brief argument about who should open the door. Marty promptly opened the door to find a trick-or-treater – who hit him with Silly String. Doc refused to give the kid any candy, naturally.
(That last incident was actually vaguely alluded to in my short fic "Halloweenie.")
From
anonymoose_au, I got:5 Nicknames Ron Tried For Hermione
1. Hermy (just once as a joke)
2. ‘Mione (it just sounded weird)
3. Bookworm (obvious, but hardly romantic)
4. Squirrel Girl (“bushy-haired and bright eyed” – she threatened to give him squirrel teeth)
5. Encyclopedia Hogwarts (another joke, but she actually kind of liked this one)
5 Ways Victor Tripped Over His Own Feet
1. Chasing a butterfly out in the family garden, he stumbled and fell on his face – and the butterfly. Which made it easier to draw, but still. . . .
2. Leaving a play with his family, he tripped and fell in the lobby, nearly tripping a bunch of other people. Nell was mortified and said so in loud tones.
3. After being introduced to the daughter of a businessman friend of his father’s, Victor attempted to walk her around town, but tripped and fell on her. William had to pay the town crier off to get him NOT to yell the news all over town.
4. At a ball his parents dragged him to, he stumbled while dancing with a young lady and tore her dress. He left the dance sporting a nasty bruise on his face from her slapping him.
5. Walking by the fish stall in the town square, he tripped and grabbed onto something to try and keep himself from falling – a barrel of fish heads. He ended up sprawled on the ground covered in fish guts.
-Martys and TTV: *annoyed looks*-
You have to give the people what they want!
-M: Go write fanfic. One that DOESN'T torture us.-
. . . You're asking this from ME?
-HD: There must be an idea lurking in your head that doesn't involve angst.-
-MF: There is, but it's Victor/Alice wedding night porn.-
-HD: . . . I'm going to shut up now.-
And I might just have to go write that because it won't leave me alone.
-TTV: BOTH of us have mallets now, you know.-
You can't use mallets I gave you to attack me! Besides, that Victor's getting SEX! Why is that a reason to attack me?!
-TTV: That sort of thing shouldn't be for the public eye!-
I wouldn't be showing it to anyone until at least "Solicitor's Ward" was done!
-TTV: *actually hesitates* No matter!-
YOU PAUSED! I SAW YOU!
-RPD: *facepalm* You know, it's probably a good thing Alice hasn't been let out in a while. I suspect this conversation would be much shorter otherwise.-
