A Final NaNo Update and a Meme

[crossover_chick]

Updated my NaNo page in honor of it being the last official day. Final official wordcount is 52,775 words. There's also a teaser for part of the "MST3K does Rapunzel" segment. See it here! Warning, the selected section happens to contain the dirtiest joke I've written in this fanfic so far. ;)

And now, a meme from tea_holic:
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Let's see how creative you lot are. ;)
-D: We're putting a moratorium on anything anyone might say about raiding any muse or RPG character's underwear drawer RIGHT NOW.-
Party pooper.

Comments

[martyfan.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember that one time we went for ice cream and the world almost blew up because we got in a fenderbender with the Torchwood SUV on their way to apprehend the potato people?

Let's not do that again. It turns out, yelling TORCHWOOD at insurance companies only makes them go away if your name is Jack Harkness, and though my greatcoat makes me manly, it does not make me tall and handsome.

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, let's not. It wouldn't have been so bad if they hadn't thought we were a pair in disguise and attempted to wrap us in tinfoil.

[martyfan.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, you know Jack. Would you really expect him to pass up the opportunity to get two young people of any variety all buttered up?

[anonymoose_au]

We were both lucky enough to be in LA during the 20th Anniversary of Back to the Future!

We went on the whole tour of the all the filming sites, and even attended the big anniversary party where you made a bit of idiot out of yourself when you saw Chris Lloyd. Lucky for you I was there to remind you of your name and take the photo. ;O)

A night that will live on in Infamy. ;O)

[tea-holic.livejournal.com]

PARTY WITH THE MUSES! That was too much fun! Though it wasn't so good when Alex DeLarge spiked the punch, however funny it was to see Doc, Victor, and Hatter smashed. Hatter drunk was... unusual? He was acting... normal. Quite strange. Bothered Alice after a while!

[tea-holic.livejournal.com]

Note: Marty also thought is was amusing; When he performed later that night, he even improved some lyrics about it. Remember that?

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Do I put you or Jack in the penalty box for that one? ;)

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

LOL, I know! Especially when we tried to sneak in the Blacker House and got chased around the block by the security guard.

(The "making a bit of an idiot out of myself in front of Chris Lloyd" bit is kind of true to life, though. :p)

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was wild. Though yeah, funny as it was to see the boys when drunk, I don't think we should repeat the experience. Mostly because drunk!Victor DOES NOT SHUT UP.

And yeah, poor Alice. She seemed quite discombobulated by that!

[fractured-agent.livejournal.com]

Can't we all go in it together? I've been so very bad. I need to be punished.

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Punished, eh? I think I know the man for the job.

Ooooh, hart_on_sleeve. . . .

[fractured-agent.livejournal.com]

Oh GOD no. He's so needy and whiny, he'll take up all our time for the good stuff. Besides, he doesn't look nearly so good in a dominatrix outfit. Although there was that one time...

[hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com]

Helloooo! You called?

And of course I look sexy in that outfit! You need to get the right colour s'all! I told you black isn't my colour...we need red.

And I'm not whiny! My feelings! :O(

[fractured-agent.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, you just don't have the breasts for that corset. Remember that time you tried on Nimbus Six? You got arrested for being asymmetrical.

[hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com]

Those people just don't appreciate different body shapes! Oppressive really. I think I was entirely within my rights to set off that explosion.

Hmpf!

Can I at least watch? You know I love that! :O)

[fractured-agent.livejournal.com]

Explosion, yes. Drowning your sorrows at the Queasy Quasar, yeah, I'll give you that too. But I think that what you did to that poor cat was just over the top.

Come on, I know you. You'd never be content with just watching. Unless we tied you down first...

[hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com]

You're probably right...it was on its last legs though...Probably put it out of its misery.

But tie me down? Oh yes PLEASE!

Just remember to untie me at the end, last time you forgot I was stuck for two days!

[fractured-agent.livejournal.com]

Nonsense! You were only cranky because you didn't get fed. Or jerked off. And I would never do that to you again. *crosses fingers behind back*

[hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com]

Well, that would make anyone angry wouldn't you say?

Hmmm...I dunno if I believe you. How 'bout I tie you up this time! ou know I'll be nice to you...most of the time. ;O)

[fractured-agent.livejournal.com]

Oh, no you don't. I was here first. Now you be a nice boy, or go find your own orgy!

[hart-on-sleeve.livejournal.com]

You're always so mean to me, Jax. I have feelings you know!

See if I invite you to my next orgy!

*You know he will, though!*

[gigs-83.livejournal.com]

Remember when you actually finished "WWC", like, period, and for good measure also finished "The Tale"? :p

In all seriousness, how 'bout that time we went to London and found one of the only remaining police boxes there, only to be invited inside by a tall, skinny bloke in Converses and a suit who told us it was a time machine and proved it by making us both his companions!

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was a trip! Though, really, after that fight with the Jell-o people of Disvorak or whatever it was called, I was glad to get out of there. Give me time traveling DeLoreans with perfectly normal human enemies any day. ;p