crossover_chick | Ink-Busters

Yes, I've had Ghostbusters on the brain lately, which means more ideas on the Inkwellians taking on the various roles. Since I am bored and have little else to talk about (other than a mall trip tomorrow), I shall now present to you Ink-Busters, otherwise known as "snippets of dialogue from Ghostbusters done with Doc, Marty, Victor, Simon, and Alice, possibly altered."

The Hotel/Catching Slimer
In the Elevator
Doc (as Ray): You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment.
Victor (as Egon): I blame myself.
Marty (as Peter): So do I.
Doc: Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
Marty: Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

Confronting the Cleaning Woman
*The maid wheels out in front of the boys -- spooked, Doc and Victor start firing at random until Marty gets them to stop*
Cleaning Maid: What the hell are you doin'?
Victor: Oh, OH! D-do forgive us!
Doc: I'm sorry, we're very sorry.
Marty: We thought you were someone else. (turns to the other two, fake-cheerful) Successful test.
Doc: (embarrassed) I guess so... um, I think we should split up.
Victor: I agree.
Marty: Yeah, we can do more damage that way.

Marty Meets Slimer
Marty: (nervously staring down Slimer, he turns on his radio slowly) Doc? Come in, Doc.
Doc: Marty? You're not going to believe it -- I found our phantasm!
Marty: Yeah. It's right here, Doc. It's looking at me.
Doc: Ugly little spud, isn't he?
Marty: I think he can hear you, Doc.
Doc: Don't move. It won't hurt you. (Marty screams as Slimer attacks him.] Marty? MARTY?! Are you okay?
(Doc runs over to find Marty on the floor covered in slime but otherwise unharmed.)
Marty: He slimed me.
Doc: That's great! Actual physical contact! Can you move?
Victor: (over walkie-talkie) Doc? Marty? What's happening?
Marty: The bastard gunked me, that's what's happening! I feel so funky...

Capturing Slimer
Marty: *after Victor has some trouble with his beam* Whoa, whoa! Nice shooting, Tex!

Doc: *after they've got Slimer in the proton beams* All right, I'm opening the trap now! Remember, don't look directly at the trap! *opens it*
Victor: *panicky* I LOOKED AT THE TRAP, DOC!

Victor/Alice
Alice: *flirting with Victor* A lot of people call me too intellectual, but I don't give a damn about that. I also like croquet. Do you have any hobbies?
Victor: *attempting to sound impressive* I make a regular habit of studying various specimens of Lepidoptera --
Marty: *interrupting from behind the gate* He draws butterflies.
Victor: *death glare in Marty's direction*

Simon Joins Up
Alice: *deadpan* Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Simon: If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

That's all I've got for now -- stay tuned for possible plot-babblings in this direction.