crossover_chick | Productivity

Working on the sporking of that Corpse Bride fic. And I got inspired to write another Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland fic. This one explores a bit into why Alice wasn't committed to an asylum, like some people thought she should be.
-MHG: If they had committed her, American McGee would have sued.-
*snork* Alice still complains from time to time about Kingsleigh getting armor. Maybe in your sequel game, Alice.
In vaguely related news, the HMS STFU has found horrible Harmonian sexfics! Harry is apparently very well endowed. And Hermione feels that she really, really needs to have sex before they continue their Horcrux hunt, because she doesn't want to die a virgin. Also, Ron and Ginny are purest evil.
-M2: How do people come up with this shit?-
I don't know. The excerpts posted are hilarious, though. In one of the fics, Harry's dick is very often referred to as his "baby maker."
-M: . . .His. . .-
Baby maker. Even during sex.
-Martys: . . . . *snortsnickersnort*-
Yeah, that sums up my reaction pretty well. Here's the appropriate post -- warning, it does tend to get weird and squicky at times, so read with caution. And it's definitely Not Safe For Work.
Okay, back to making fun of disjointed fic of disjointedness.