*is chased*

-HD: *is doing the chasing*-
Somebody want to give me a hand here?
-DW: It's your own damn fault, you know.-
I do know, but that doesn't necessarily preclude one of you from giving me a hand.
-TD: *amused* Shall I call Wanda and ask her to make some steam-powered feet for you?-
-VD: Actually, she's running pretty fast on her own.-
*leaps her computer chair* I have to!
-VD2: On the other hand, HatterDoc has a longer stride, and we don't know if he has to obey any top speeds.-
-TD: I think it's reasonable to assume he does -- if he didn't, he probably would have caught up to her by now.-
-VD2: Ahh, but you're postulating that based on the assumption he WANTS to catch her.-
-D: Well, why wouldn't he? You know how annoyed he gets when he's linked too closely with American McGee.-
-RPD: I'm frankly impressed no one's crashed into anything yet.-
-WRM: Well, all of us Wonderlanders are pretty proficient at dodging obstacles. With a landscape that's fueled by imagination, you never know what might pop up between the bed and the table.-
-OD: *tentacles start chattering at each other* Hey, it's not polite to make bets.-
-MF: What I'm confused about is why, if he hates American McGee, he's using the croquet mallet?-
-TD: Irony?-
-VD: Or availability -- that's generally what Victoria pulls out of her hammerspace.-
-TTV: *has envy* Wish I had one.-
-D: *pats shoulder* If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. So keep trying.-
-M: And pray you don't pull out a fork.-
-TTV: That WOULD be just my luck, wouldn't it?-
Look, HatterDoc, he needed help! And you didn't expect my mind to run with a plot bunny in need?
-HD: *getting closer* I don't care! I'm sick of you turning me into this clockwork thing!-
I'm sorry it disturbs you, but that's just --
*something suddenly clicks* Wait -- did you said "I'm sick of you turning me into this clockwork thing?"
-HD: Yes! And I say what I mean, and I mean what I say, and all of that!-
You are aware that NONE of this ChangelingDoc stuff has anything to do with Wonderland?
-HD: *freezes midstride* Huh?-
Serious. Completely different thing. The only time I picture a clockwork YOU is when I'm having the "American McGee's Marty" thoughts, and that's not even you, that's an evil duplicate.
-HD: Oooh! *turning pink* So -- I've been intruding in VampDoc2's territory?-
Well, it's all based off a roleplaying game, so it's technically RolePlayDoc's. And even more technically, since I'm not the one writing the darn thing. . . .
-HD: I see. My most sincere apologies, madam. *looks over at RPD, offers mallet* Though if you want to give her a few whacks for those thoughts earlier, be my guest.-
That's MY mallet!
-J: Hey, anyone bother to explain this to her friendslist?-
-VuM: What do you think?-
It's geno0823's fic again -- he got majorly stuck, I latched onto the idea, and during a good portion of my work hours, I was thinking up my own "Doc captured" scenario. Everyone happy?
-OD: I suppose. Though I thought you were editing.-
*shrug* Tracey didn't have a lot to say on Chapter 3 of "The Gift and the Curse." I'll see about getting Chapter 2 up by the end of the week, along with the website version of "Marty In Wonderland." Think I should keep the chapter titles, HatterDoc?
-HD: Oh yes!-