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crossover_chickGood news!
-TD: You stopped stalling on the "Boy Genius" edits?-
No, you still get to poke me on that. However, you get a new story to poke me about now too.
-VDM: O.o? I thought you weren't starting the sequel--
Starting with title ideas.
-VDM: Oooooh, the Narbonic one. . . .-
-TD: Really, that's your next project?-
Sure, it's been on the brain. I just wish I had a title.
-TD: Hmmmmm. . . .-
-HD: *starts looking for one under the bed*-
LOL, let me know if you find anything.
-D: How's everything coming with your regular writing?-
Managed a page and a half on "From the Ashes Reborn" -- which is amazing, considering BOTH my regular coworkers called out. . . .
-VD: . . . We won't ask.-
Don't worry, a great game of Jetpack Doc put me back to rights. Though I'm tempted to give them a taste of their own medicine and call out on Friday.
-VD2: As long as you spend it semi-productively, we won't complain.-
Heh, didn't think you would. Anyway, that combined with yesterday's rewatch of MST3K's "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" put me in a certain mood.
-M: *grin* Grab the sporks?-
Grab the sporks!
Story Or Series Title: Opps,I Said to Much
Fandom: Back To The Future
Culprit Author's Name: The Man From 1985
Full Name (plus titles if any): Jack, the Mailman
Full Species(es): Stuis Bitpartis
Hair Color (include adjectives): Hidden by Hat
Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark colored
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned
Special Possessions (if any): A long trenchcoat and fedora, a clipboard
Annoying Origin: Western Union!
Marty: Someone wrote a fic about that guy?!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: He stalks them. No, really.
Annoying Special Abilities: Being able to closely stalk Doc and Marty without being seen, discovering time travel
Other Annoying Traits: Ever wonder where all the capital letters from JenniferJaneMcFly's stuff go?
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Doc: Lovely. Are we going to have to do this whenever you get in a bad mood?
No, but I do like seeing you in that Gizmonic jumpsuit. Anyway, don't fuss too much -- this one's short. Horrible, but short.
Marty: Just us for this one?
Don't see the point of bringing in one of the girls -- Jennifer's not featured, and it's set before Clara shows up.
Doc: *surprised* This one's set inside the trilogy?
Yup -- featuring a surprising main character. You'll have to read to find out.
Marty: We've got fanfic sign!
Opps,I Said to Much
Doc: *facepalm* Oh, THAT bodes well. . .
DISCLAIMER:I,Or Any of My Relatives Don't Own Back to the Future, Otherwise By now I Would've Made Part VII By Now.
Marty: Paging the Department of Redundancy Department!
Doc: Great Scott, we've gone from having too few capital letters in these crappy fics to too many!
And PLEASE Note This Is My First Ever Fanfiction,
Marty: I have no doubt.
So If I Do anything wrong Feel Free To notify me, And I Will Try To Fix It (For Egsample,
Doc: I've collected specimens from the Rhode Island Red, the Golden Campine, and the White Dorking.
Marty: You made that last one up.
Doc: Shockingly enough, no.
If I Spell "Future"Wrong,Although I Should'nt,Mention this in a review)
Marty: Well, you're getting almost everything ELSE wrong, so I wouldn't be surprised if you butchered "future."
Oh,And Im Sorry If Someone Has Already Written Something Like This,Im Not Trying To Copy Anyone.
Doc: That I believe -- most of the worst fanfic writers do have similiar ideas. *cough*mehavingaSuedaughter*cough*
Anyway, Back to The Story:
October 5th,1955,
Marty: Nothing happened. Because Doc had yet to hit his head on the sink and invent time travel. The End.
Doc: Surprising what a month can do.
"The Doc! He's Alive!" Said Marty, Trying To Speak Over The Rain
Marty: And shouting the first letter of every word, apparently.
"The Doc? Kid, Do You need Any help" The Mailman
Marty: This is about that Western Union guy?!
Doc: Well, there is the potential for an interesting story written from his point of view on the letter. Sadly, I doubt this is that story.
Said While Trying To Get a Look At The Tattered Letter, Which Had Been Kept For Just Over 70 Years
Marty: We KNOW this. We've watched -- hell, we LIVED the movie!
"There's Only One Person Who Can Help Me!" Marty Then Took of,
Doc: Of what?
Quickly Shoving The Letter In His Right Pocket,
Marty: Because to shove it in my left pocket would just be ridiculous.
The Mailman Had Never Seen A Person At That Age Run that Fast
Marty: Why not? I'm 17, I'm pretty fit.
Doc: The punctuation appears to be running as well.
"Hay!
Doc: Very good. Farms usually have hay on the premises.
Kid! What Are 'Ya Talking About? What The hl
Marty: Uh, I think you're missing a couple of letters there.
Doc: Or, if you're the type who doesn't like to swear, a couple of asterisks.
Is a Delorian???"
Doc: GREAT SCOTT, IS IT THAT HARD TO SPELL?! DELOREAN!!
Marty: And when did I mention a DeLorean to that guy?
But Marty Was already gone, The Mailman
Marty: The way she keeps capitalizing it, it makes him sound like a corny villian.
Had no choice but to chase him, He Entered The Viechle
Doc: *headdesk* Look, if you can't spell it, just say car.
And Started It up,However,Like the delorian,
Marty: Can we have some spaces over here?
It Staled,
Doc: It was well past its "Use By" date.
Swering And Cursing Filled The Air, I Wouldn't Dare Mention what he Said,
Marty: We're a PG-13 movie -- couldn't have been that bad.
In About 2 Minutes A Loud Rev Was Hered
Marty+Doc: *singing* Loud rev there, loud rev, loud rev, everywhere a loud rev!
,And The Black 50s Car Speed Of At Near top Speed In the direction Marty Ran.
Doc: We're SURE this isn't JenniferJane under a different name? These run-ons look familiar.
Meanwhile at The Clock tower, Doc Slid Down The Electric Cable,And Conected The Plugs Moments Before A Huge Bolt of Lightning Struck The Tower Sending Over 1.21 Jiggowatts Into the Speeding DMC Which Disappeared leving Behid A pair of fire trails Behind.
Marty: Department of Redundancy Department, do you copy?
Doc,Stunded,Ran Up The Road,Shouting And Celibrating
Doc: Hey, hey! It's bad enough SHE made me a virgin for--
Marty: Too much information, Doc!
The Succsuss,
Marty: What the hell is that?
Doc: Looks like one of Cthulu's minions.
Then Marty Came Running Around The Corner,
"Doc,DOC!"Doc Turned Around Then His Face Turned Pale "Doc,Its Me,Marty"Marty Said Trying to calm doc down"No,It Cant Be You,I Just Sent you Back to the Future!"Shouted doc"I Know,But Im Back,Im Back from The future" Said Marty "Great Scott..."
Doc: Oh, how I miss Clara and her red pen.
Then Doc Fainted Marty Bent Down And Tryed to Help Him, Then The Mailman Came out of his hiding place;
Marty: Having apparently teleported over. . . .
Doc: You're describing the wrong things here, author!
"No,It Cant Be,It Just Cant Be...A Time Machiene?..."
Marty: Great, so Joe Schmoe here gets to learn about the DeLorean. Perfect.
A/N: First Let Me Explain Somthings, 1.The "Mail Man's" Real Name Is Jack
Doc: And you couldn't mention this in the story why?
Marty: All right, readers, who thought of the NonTrilogy universe?
2.Jack Was Hiding Behind Lue's Cafe
Doc: Lou's sex change operation was only moderately successful.
Marty: DOC!!
3.This Fanfiction WILL Be Continued In Some more Chapters
Marty: *sarcasm* Oh, joy.
4.I Might Me Wrong About October 5th,I Cant Rember What Date It Was,I Fogot.
Doc: How can you be a fan of Back To The Future and not know the main date in part II is November 12th, 1955? It's possibly the junction point of the entire space-time continuum, for Newton's sake!
5.Please forgive Me for somtimes putting capital letters in the wrong places.
Marty: No.
Back to the story:
Jack got Closer,He Walked up To Marty,
Marty: As opposed to dancing up.
"Hay Kid,Need some 'elp"
Doc: So he's randomly British now?
Said Jack As he Bent down To Inspect doc,Marty Looked up "Yeah,Help Me Drag Him Into That...er I mean My Car"
Marty: Oh, sure, I'm going to accept help from a total stranger. Gotcha.
Jack Grabed Doc
Doc: . . . That doesn't sound pleasant.
"So What Happend Here?"
Marty Froze,He Diddent
Doc: All right, is English this person's first language?
Impossible to know -- this is his only fanfic, and his profile is a mere sentence long.
Doc: Oh. Damn.
know what to say,He knew He was'nt Ment to tell anyone about the time machiene he then said the first thing that came into his mind:
"There Was a Weather Experiment"
Marty: Yes? Go on.
Doc: At least you're not opening up to this man.
Jack could tell he was lieing,He Knew he HAD to find out
Marty: Just why Pringles potato chips were so addictive!
,But Then He noticed somthing "Is This Dr Emmett Brown?"
Doc: Unfortunately. . . .
"Yeah"Continued Marty"Im His Nephew,Marty,My Frinds call me Kelven"
Doc: Your friends call you the base SI unit for temperature?
Marty: It's the other way around, dummy.
"I Rember Him,in 1953 He Set The Powerlines in My Street on fire!" "Realy,He Never told me that." "I Had To send him the damage bill,He Has A History of setting things on fire"
Marty: *singing* No seranade, no fire brigade, just the pyromania!
Doc: *glares*
By Now Doc Was In The Car,Still Uncontious
Doc: It's called a DICTIONARY.
,Jack slamed the door
"Well Good Luck"Said Jack "Thanks For the Letter"
Marty: I didn't give you any letter.
Doc: I suspect you were supposed to say that. Maybe you're a ventriloquist.
Then Marty Got into the Car And drove Off Towards What Will Be Called John .f. Kenady Drive,
Marty: Come on, you can't look up what it's called in 1955? Riverside!
Doc: Well, considering how he butchered a famous president's name, i doubt it would have mattered much.
Without a moment to lose, Jack jumped in his western union car and drove off,following marty
Marty: Would it kill you to capitalize the RIGHT words for a change!
,Keeping a distance Of About a quarter of a mile.Marty Then pulled Up Docs driveway,Jack Stoped And waited untill He took doc inside,He Craled up
Doc: Whatever you're doing, stop it at once.
And Sat Next to the window,And looked in at marty,Marty Just draged doc up onto The couch He Turned on the tv
"Ah,whats on tonight...Boring...Boring...Nothing...Ah,Here We Go,Sience Fiction therter! Dad Said he liked This"
Marty: Yeah, I have nothing better to do than channel surf. Never mind trying to wake Doc up, get the letter and my clothes dry. . . .
Marty Sat Down,And used The hover-bored
Marty: -- of this fic--
as a footrest
"A Hovering Footrest,Amasing!,I Wonder If Emmett Invented it?"Jack thought
Doc: Since when do total strangers call me Emmett?
Marty: Just be thankful he spelt it right.
The Next Day Everyone was asleap,Jack,Doc,And Marty,
Doc: Just in case you didn't know what "everyone" meant.
Then Doc Woke Up When Happy Doovy Time
Marty: . . . I'm not touching that.
Doc: Me either.
Came on,So Did jack,
Marty: *pale* Oh, my mind just went to a bad, bad place.
He peered into the window He Listend To Doc Recored
Doc: My apples, as I was making pie.
His Succsess on the tape recorder
Marty: Department of Redundancy Department, do you read me?
"So It is True,It WAS a time machiene!"Jack Later Listend To Doc Read the letter,He Diddent miss a word.
Marty: And as usual, we skip over everything that might be interesting.
"We May Have to blast!"Said doc,Him And Marty Then Got into a Truck And Drove Off,And so Did Jack...
Doc: You know, I think we might have noticed that car parked at the bottom of the road.
Marty: Or this guy lurking outside the window. What is he, the Western Union Ninja?
TO BE CONTINUED WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER
Marty: Really? I thought you were going to continue it with a hit Broadway musical.
Jack Speed off after Doc and marty,He Knew He Had to Beat Them,
Marty: NOBODY messes with Western Union.
But How Could he Without Marty noticing him?
Doc: So it doesn't matter if I notice?
He Had One Chance, He took A Sharp Left,Through theTown Center,Almost Hitting A small child,whom was crossing the street,
Marty: Overdosing. . .on. . .commas. . .
Then Turning Right Again,Then Back onto The Road He Was Just on,However He Swerved so Hard That This Caused Another Car to Stack,Blocking the road.
"Dn!
Marty: Author -- we swear. Live with it.
Where Going to Have to Cut Through Smith Drive!"Said Doc Before Taking a U turn
Doc: Off the end of the earth!
By now Jack Had got To Boot Hill Cematary.He Hid Behind a Gravestone Reading:
IN MEMORY OF EMMETT BROWN: Shot In The Back,By Beauford Tannen
Doc: Buford's lesser-known, cross-dressing brother.
Marty: I keep thinking of that fic where that girl said your son was "Jewelz."
Doc: *fume* Don't remind me.
Over a Matter Of Eighty Dollars
Jack Did Not Notice This,Yet.
Doc: After all, it was not convienent to the plot yet.
Marty and Doc pulled Up,Doc Grabed Some Explosives.
"Place This Next to The Entrance"
Marty Quickly Ran over,Placing The Explosives As Accurate to the middle of the entrance as possible
Marty: I don't think it matters that much, we're just blowing it all up anyway. . . .
"Check doc!"
Marty then Ran over to doc and Took cover as doc Used the detenator.Wood Flew Everywhere,One Peice Almost hitting Jack
Marty: Damn, almost got him out of this fic.
"You Must Of Woken up the dead with that blast!"Said Marty
"Take this camera,I Want to document EVERYTHING!"
Doc and Marty Enterd,Jack waited Behind The Grave,Untill They Came Back
Doc: Doing what, exactly?
Marty: *as Jack* 5001, 5002 -- exactly 5002 blades of grass.
"power of love,is a courious thing,Make a one man weep, Make another man sing, Change of a heart to a little..."Marty sang
Marty: GAH! Stop butchering Huey Lewis!
Doc: See? Now you know how it feels!
"Quiet Marty,Im Concentrating"Inturped doc.
Doc: I don't want to know.
Then Cafurticus(I Know,I Spelt It wrong)
Doc: O.O *jawdrop*
Marty: *laughing hysterically* Cafurticus says: This fic sucks!
Came Towards Jack
"psst!"
Doc: Run while you can, dog -- this fic will destroy you!
The Dog started barking at Him
"I'll Get him,Doc Catherticuis!
Marty: *doubles over with laughter*
Doc: IT'S COPERNICUS!! THAT'S NOT ANYWHERE NEAR RIGHT!! Oh, my poor dog. . . .
Here boy"
"CP!"
Marty: Just put the stupid asterisks in already! Jesus!
Jack then Ran into The Bushes,Almost Triping over.
Doc: What, exactly?
"DOC!!!"
Marty: The Western Union guy is stalking us!
"What Is It Marty? You Look Like You've Seen a Ghost!"
"Your Not Far Off,Doc..."
Doc: I own a "not far off?"
Jack waited in the shadows of the bushes,Listening to the conversation
"...Shot In the Back,By beuford tannen?Over a matter of Eighty dollars! What Kind of a future Do you call that!
Marty: A better one than being in this fic.
Doc: I heartily agree.
But While Doc And Marty were talking jack got into the Trunk(Boot)
Doc: I believe most English people know we call it a trunk over here in America.
Marty: How the hell does he expect to fit?
Of The Delorian...
To Be Continued,Need Sugestions!!!
Marty: I've got a suggestion, shove this fic where the sun don't shine.
To be fair, he hasn't continued from this point.
Doc: Thank GOD! Catherticuis, really. . . .
Marty: I hope he didn't get nice reviews.
About the same as JenniferJane's, actually -- another author correcting mistakes and offering to beta.
Marty: Whew.
And so ends another episode of Mystery Future Theater 2015!
-VuM: Where do you FIND this stuff?-
Just gotta know where to look. I ALMOST did the Jennifer/Lorraine fic in the M section, but I just didn't have the stomach to read it.
-J: Thank God for small favors.-
Well, now that that's out of my system, I believe I'll mosey on off. We have a![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
revison_doc update if you want to see -- April, Dave, and Linda.
-RPD: They'll be graduating soon, won't they?-
Yup. Things are gonna get interesting -- people will finally be moving into subhoods!
-DW: Oh, Vic -- *pokes me and points to a bunny*-
Oh, yes --gigs_83, would you take this thing and give it a good home or something? I read Doc's Uncyclopedia article a few days ago, and it mentioned him being a time lord. Since then I've had this idea of the Doctor being Doc's father.
-D: O.o Why do you want our mother to have an affair?-
Do you want to be related to Elias?
-D: . . . Point, but still. . . .-
-TD: You stopped stalling on the "Boy Genius" edits?-
No, you still get to poke me on that. However, you get a new story to poke me about now too.
-VDM: O.o? I thought you weren't starting the sequel--
Starting with title ideas.
-VDM: Oooooh, the Narbonic one. . . .-
-TD: Really, that's your next project?-
Sure, it's been on the brain. I just wish I had a title.
-TD: Hmmmmm. . . .-
-HD: *starts looking for one under the bed*-
LOL, let me know if you find anything.
-D: How's everything coming with your regular writing?-
Managed a page and a half on "From the Ashes Reborn" -- which is amazing, considering BOTH my regular coworkers called out. . . .
-VD: . . . We won't ask.-
Don't worry, a great game of Jetpack Doc put me back to rights. Though I'm tempted to give them a taste of their own medicine and call out on Friday.
-VD2: As long as you spend it semi-productively, we won't complain.-
Heh, didn't think you would. Anyway, that combined with yesterday's rewatch of MST3K's "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" put me in a certain mood.
-M: *grin* Grab the sporks?-
Grab the sporks!
Story Or Series Title: Opps,I Said to Much
Fandom: Back To The Future
Full Name (plus titles if any): Jack, the Mailman
Full Species(es): Stuis Bitpartis
Hair Color (include adjectives): Hidden by Hat
Eye Color (include adjectives): Dark colored
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None mentioned
Special Possessions (if any): A long trenchcoat and fedora, a clipboard
Annoying Origin: Western Union!
Marty: Someone wrote a fic about that guy?!
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: He stalks them. No, really.
Annoying Special Abilities: Being able to closely stalk Doc and Marty without being seen, discovering time travel
Other Annoying Traits: Ever wonder where all the capital letters from JenniferJaneMcFly's stuff go?
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Doc: Lovely. Are we going to have to do this whenever you get in a bad mood?
No, but I do like seeing you in that Gizmonic jumpsuit. Anyway, don't fuss too much -- this one's short. Horrible, but short.
Marty: Just us for this one?
Don't see the point of bringing in one of the girls -- Jennifer's not featured, and it's set before Clara shows up.
Doc: *surprised* This one's set inside the trilogy?
Yup -- featuring a surprising main character. You'll have to read to find out.
Marty: We've got fanfic sign!
Opps,I Said to Much
Doc: *facepalm* Oh, THAT bodes well. . .
DISCLAIMER:I,Or Any of My Relatives Don't Own Back to the Future, Otherwise By now I Would've Made Part VII By Now.
Marty: Paging the Department of Redundancy Department!
Doc: Great Scott, we've gone from having too few capital letters in these crappy fics to too many!
And PLEASE Note This Is My First Ever Fanfiction,
Marty: I have no doubt.
So If I Do anything wrong Feel Free To notify me, And I Will Try To Fix It (For Egsample,
Doc: I've collected specimens from the Rhode Island Red, the Golden Campine, and the White Dorking.
Marty: You made that last one up.
Doc: Shockingly enough, no.
If I Spell "Future"Wrong,Although I Should'nt,Mention this in a review)
Marty: Well, you're getting almost everything ELSE wrong, so I wouldn't be surprised if you butchered "future."
Oh,And Im Sorry If Someone Has Already Written Something Like This,Im Not Trying To Copy Anyone.
Doc: That I believe -- most of the worst fanfic writers do have similiar ideas. *cough*mehavingaSuedaughter*cough*
Anyway, Back to The Story:
October 5th,1955,
Marty: Nothing happened. Because Doc had yet to hit his head on the sink and invent time travel. The End.
Doc: Surprising what a month can do.
"The Doc! He's Alive!" Said Marty, Trying To Speak Over The Rain
Marty: And shouting the first letter of every word, apparently.
"The Doc? Kid, Do You need Any help" The Mailman
Marty: This is about that Western Union guy?!
Doc: Well, there is the potential for an interesting story written from his point of view on the letter. Sadly, I doubt this is that story.
Said While Trying To Get a Look At The Tattered Letter, Which Had Been Kept For Just Over 70 Years
Marty: We KNOW this. We've watched -- hell, we LIVED the movie!
"There's Only One Person Who Can Help Me!" Marty Then Took of,
Doc: Of what?
Quickly Shoving The Letter In His Right Pocket,
Marty: Because to shove it in my left pocket would just be ridiculous.
The Mailman Had Never Seen A Person At That Age Run that Fast
Marty: Why not? I'm 17, I'm pretty fit.
Doc: The punctuation appears to be running as well.
"Hay!
Doc: Very good. Farms usually have hay on the premises.
Kid! What Are 'Ya Talking About? What The hl
Marty: Uh, I think you're missing a couple of letters there.
Doc: Or, if you're the type who doesn't like to swear, a couple of asterisks.
Is a Delorian???"
Doc: GREAT SCOTT, IS IT THAT HARD TO SPELL?! DELOREAN!!
Marty: And when did I mention a DeLorean to that guy?
But Marty Was already gone, The Mailman
Marty: The way she keeps capitalizing it, it makes him sound like a corny villian.
Had no choice but to chase him, He Entered The Viechle
Doc: *headdesk* Look, if you can't spell it, just say car.
And Started It up,However,Like the delorian,
Marty: Can we have some spaces over here?
It Staled,
Doc: It was well past its "Use By" date.
Swering And Cursing Filled The Air, I Wouldn't Dare Mention what he Said,
Marty: We're a PG-13 movie -- couldn't have been that bad.
In About 2 Minutes A Loud Rev Was Hered
Marty+Doc: *singing* Loud rev there, loud rev, loud rev, everywhere a loud rev!
,And The Black 50s Car Speed Of At Near top Speed In the direction Marty Ran.
Doc: We're SURE this isn't JenniferJane under a different name? These run-ons look familiar.
Meanwhile at The Clock tower, Doc Slid Down The Electric Cable,And Conected The Plugs Moments Before A Huge Bolt of Lightning Struck The Tower Sending Over 1.21 Jiggowatts Into the Speeding DMC Which Disappeared leving Behid A pair of fire trails Behind.
Marty: Department of Redundancy Department, do you copy?
Doc,Stunded,Ran Up The Road,Shouting And Celibrating
Doc: Hey, hey! It's bad enough SHE made me a virgin for--
Marty: Too much information, Doc!
The Succsuss,
Marty: What the hell is that?
Doc: Looks like one of Cthulu's minions.
Then Marty Came Running Around The Corner,
"Doc,DOC!"Doc Turned Around Then His Face Turned Pale "Doc,Its Me,Marty"Marty Said Trying to calm doc down"No,It Cant Be You,I Just Sent you Back to the Future!"Shouted doc"I Know,But Im Back,Im Back from The future" Said Marty "Great Scott..."
Doc: Oh, how I miss Clara and her red pen.
Then Doc Fainted Marty Bent Down And Tryed to Help Him, Then The Mailman Came out of his hiding place;
Marty: Having apparently teleported over. . . .
Doc: You're describing the wrong things here, author!
"No,It Cant Be,It Just Cant Be...A Time Machiene?..."
Marty: Great, so Joe Schmoe here gets to learn about the DeLorean. Perfect.
A/N: First Let Me Explain Somthings, 1.The "Mail Man's" Real Name Is Jack
Doc: And you couldn't mention this in the story why?
Marty: All right, readers, who thought of the NonTrilogy universe?
2.Jack Was Hiding Behind Lue's Cafe
Doc: Lou's sex change operation was only moderately successful.
Marty: DOC!!
3.This Fanfiction WILL Be Continued In Some more Chapters
Marty: *sarcasm* Oh, joy.
4.I Might Me Wrong About October 5th,I Cant Rember What Date It Was,I Fogot.
Doc: How can you be a fan of Back To The Future and not know the main date in part II is November 12th, 1955? It's possibly the junction point of the entire space-time continuum, for Newton's sake!
5.Please forgive Me for somtimes putting capital letters in the wrong places.
Marty: No.
Back to the story:
Jack got Closer,He Walked up To Marty,
Marty: As opposed to dancing up.
"Hay Kid,Need some 'elp"
Doc: So he's randomly British now?
Said Jack As he Bent down To Inspect doc,Marty Looked up "Yeah,Help Me Drag Him Into That...er I mean My Car"
Marty: Oh, sure, I'm going to accept help from a total stranger. Gotcha.
Jack Grabed Doc
Doc: . . . That doesn't sound pleasant.
"So What Happend Here?"
Marty Froze,He Diddent
Doc: All right, is English this person's first language?
Impossible to know -- this is his only fanfic, and his profile is a mere sentence long.
Doc: Oh. Damn.
know what to say,He knew He was'nt Ment to tell anyone about the time machiene he then said the first thing that came into his mind:
"There Was a Weather Experiment"
Marty: Yes? Go on.
Doc: At least you're not opening up to this man.
Jack could tell he was lieing,He Knew he HAD to find out
Marty: Just why Pringles potato chips were so addictive!
,But Then He noticed somthing "Is This Dr Emmett Brown?"
Doc: Unfortunately. . . .
"Yeah"Continued Marty"Im His Nephew,Marty,My Frinds call me Kelven"
Doc: Your friends call you the base SI unit for temperature?
Marty: It's the other way around, dummy.
"I Rember Him,in 1953 He Set The Powerlines in My Street on fire!" "Realy,He Never told me that." "I Had To send him the damage bill,He Has A History of setting things on fire"
Marty: *singing* No seranade, no fire brigade, just the pyromania!
Doc: *glares*
By Now Doc Was In The Car,Still Uncontious
Doc: It's called a DICTIONARY.
,Jack slamed the door
"Well Good Luck"Said Jack "Thanks For the Letter"
Marty: I didn't give you any letter.
Doc: I suspect you were supposed to say that. Maybe you're a ventriloquist.
Then Marty Got into the Car And drove Off Towards What Will Be Called John .f. Kenady Drive,
Marty: Come on, you can't look up what it's called in 1955? Riverside!
Doc: Well, considering how he butchered a famous president's name, i doubt it would have mattered much.
Without a moment to lose, Jack jumped in his western union car and drove off,following marty
Marty: Would it kill you to capitalize the RIGHT words for a change!
,Keeping a distance Of About a quarter of a mile.Marty Then pulled Up Docs driveway,Jack Stoped And waited untill He took doc inside,He Craled up
Doc: Whatever you're doing, stop it at once.
And Sat Next to the window,And looked in at marty,Marty Just draged doc up onto The couch He Turned on the tv
"Ah,whats on tonight...Boring...Boring...Nothing...Ah,Here We Go,Sience Fiction therter! Dad Said he liked This"
Marty: Yeah, I have nothing better to do than channel surf. Never mind trying to wake Doc up, get the letter and my clothes dry. . . .
Marty Sat Down,And used The hover-bored
Marty: -- of this fic--
as a footrest
"A Hovering Footrest,Amasing!,I Wonder If Emmett Invented it?"Jack thought
Doc: Since when do total strangers call me Emmett?
Marty: Just be thankful he spelt it right.
The Next Day Everyone was asleap,Jack,Doc,And Marty,
Doc: Just in case you didn't know what "everyone" meant.
Then Doc Woke Up When Happy Doovy Time
Marty: . . . I'm not touching that.
Doc: Me either.
Came on,So Did jack,
Marty: *pale* Oh, my mind just went to a bad, bad place.
He peered into the window He Listend To Doc Recored
Doc: My apples, as I was making pie.
His Succsess on the tape recorder
Marty: Department of Redundancy Department, do you read me?
"So It is True,It WAS a time machiene!"Jack Later Listend To Doc Read the letter,He Diddent miss a word.
Marty: And as usual, we skip over everything that might be interesting.
"We May Have to blast!"Said doc,Him And Marty Then Got into a Truck And Drove Off,And so Did Jack...
Doc: You know, I think we might have noticed that car parked at the bottom of the road.
Marty: Or this guy lurking outside the window. What is he, the Western Union Ninja?
TO BE CONTINUED WITH ANOTHER CHAPTER
Marty: Really? I thought you were going to continue it with a hit Broadway musical.
Jack Speed off after Doc and marty,He Knew He Had to Beat Them,
Marty: NOBODY messes with Western Union.
But How Could he Without Marty noticing him?
Doc: So it doesn't matter if I notice?
He Had One Chance, He took A Sharp Left,Through theTown Center,Almost Hitting A small child,whom was crossing the street,
Marty: Overdosing. . .on. . .commas. . .
Then Turning Right Again,Then Back onto The Road He Was Just on,However He Swerved so Hard That This Caused Another Car to Stack,Blocking the road.
"Dn!
Marty: Author -- we swear. Live with it.
Where Going to Have to Cut Through Smith Drive!"Said Doc Before Taking a U turn
Doc: Off the end of the earth!
By now Jack Had got To Boot Hill Cematary.He Hid Behind a Gravestone Reading:
IN MEMORY OF EMMETT BROWN: Shot In The Back,By Beauford Tannen
Doc: Buford's lesser-known, cross-dressing brother.
Marty: I keep thinking of that fic where that girl said your son was "Jewelz."
Doc: *fume* Don't remind me.
Over a Matter Of Eighty Dollars
Jack Did Not Notice This,Yet.
Doc: After all, it was not convienent to the plot yet.
Marty and Doc pulled Up,Doc Grabed Some Explosives.
"Place This Next to The Entrance"
Marty Quickly Ran over,Placing The Explosives As Accurate to the middle of the entrance as possible
Marty: I don't think it matters that much, we're just blowing it all up anyway. . . .
"Check doc!"
Marty then Ran over to doc and Took cover as doc Used the detenator.Wood Flew Everywhere,One Peice Almost hitting Jack
Marty: Damn, almost got him out of this fic.
"You Must Of Woken up the dead with that blast!"Said Marty
"Take this camera,I Want to document EVERYTHING!"
Doc and Marty Enterd,Jack waited Behind The Grave,Untill They Came Back
Doc: Doing what, exactly?
Marty: *as Jack* 5001, 5002 -- exactly 5002 blades of grass.
"power of love,is a courious thing,Make a one man weep, Make another man sing, Change of a heart to a little..."Marty sang
Marty: GAH! Stop butchering Huey Lewis!
Doc: See? Now you know how it feels!
"Quiet Marty,Im Concentrating"Inturped doc.
Doc: I don't want to know.
Then Cafurticus(I Know,I Spelt It wrong)
Doc: O.O *jawdrop*
Marty: *laughing hysterically* Cafurticus says: This fic sucks!
Came Towards Jack
"psst!"
Doc: Run while you can, dog -- this fic will destroy you!
The Dog started barking at Him
"I'll Get him,Doc Catherticuis!
Marty: *doubles over with laughter*
Doc: IT'S COPERNICUS!! THAT'S NOT ANYWHERE NEAR RIGHT!! Oh, my poor dog. . . .
Here boy"
"CP!"
Marty: Just put the stupid asterisks in already! Jesus!
Jack then Ran into The Bushes,Almost Triping over.
Doc: What, exactly?
"DOC!!!"
Marty: The Western Union guy is stalking us!
"What Is It Marty? You Look Like You've Seen a Ghost!"
"Your Not Far Off,Doc..."
Doc: I own a "not far off?"
Jack waited in the shadows of the bushes,Listening to the conversation
"...Shot In the Back,By beuford tannen?Over a matter of Eighty dollars! What Kind of a future Do you call that!
Marty: A better one than being in this fic.
Doc: I heartily agree.
But While Doc And Marty were talking jack got into the Trunk(Boot)
Doc: I believe most English people know we call it a trunk over here in America.
Marty: How the hell does he expect to fit?
Of The Delorian...
To Be Continued,Need Sugestions!!!
Marty: I've got a suggestion, shove this fic where the sun don't shine.
To be fair, he hasn't continued from this point.
Doc: Thank GOD! Catherticuis, really. . . .
Marty: I hope he didn't get nice reviews.
About the same as JenniferJane's, actually -- another author correcting mistakes and offering to beta.
Marty: Whew.
And so ends another episode of Mystery Future Theater 2015!
-VuM: Where do you FIND this stuff?-
Just gotta know where to look. I ALMOST did the Jennifer/Lorraine fic in the M section, but I just didn't have the stomach to read it.
-J: Thank God for small favors.-
Well, now that that's out of my system, I believe I'll mosey on off. We have a
revison_doc update if you want to see -- April, Dave, and Linda.-RPD: They'll be graduating soon, won't they?-
Yup. Things are gonna get interesting -- people will finally be moving into subhoods!
-DW: Oh, Vic -- *pokes me and points to a bunny*-
Oh, yes --
gigs_83, would you take this thing and give it a good home or something? I read Doc's Uncyclopedia article a few days ago, and it mentioned him being a time lord. Since then I've had this idea of the Doctor being Doc's father.-D: O.o Why do you want our mother to have an affair?-
Do you want to be related to Elias?
-D: . . . Point, but still. . . .-
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Date: 2007-04-26 07:18 am (UTC)Would explain why Doc's so long-lived, however (besides the fact that us Doc Girls don't want him to die anytime soon ^^). :p
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Date: 2007-04-26 01:51 pm (UTC)You know, I do wonder if there has been Doctor Who/BTTF crossovers. Would be interesting.
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Date: 2007-04-26 04:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-04-26 03:00 pm (UTC)God, I sometimes wonder at the lack of talent with writing with my students, but compared to this, they are experts of the English language!
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Date: 2007-04-27 02:29 am (UTC)And yeah, I know! What is with some of these authors? At least this one fell off the radar quickly.
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Date: 2007-04-26 04:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-27 02:29 am (UTC)Isn't it awful? Poor Western Union guy, he deserves better than this.
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Date: 2007-04-26 09:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-27 02:30 am (UTC)And I know! Even someone who doesn't know how to spell Copernicus should realize THERE'S NO F IN THERE.
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Date: 2007-04-27 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-04-27 03:46 am (UTC)Yay for the correctly-spelled Copernicus icon! :D
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