Another Pick 12, Make With The Crazy Meme
Oct. 10th, 2007 08:14 pmThis one's from
martyfan:
Choose 12 characters and put them in a numbered list. Once you've chosen, go behind the cut and grab these questions to answer them. No peeking until your list is complete!
1. Victoria Everglot
2. Jennifer Parker
3. Doc Brown
4. The Cheshire Cat
5. Victor Van Dort
6. Alice Liddell
7. Emily the Corpse Bride
8. Bonejangles
9. Clara Clayton
10. Richard the Mad Hatter (American McGee’s Alice)
11. Marty McFly
12. The White Rabbit
1) If Eight was involved with both Seven and Four how would Seven and Four react when they found out about one another?
Bonejangles is involved with Emily and Cheshire. Okay, I’ve seen Bonejangles/Emily fic before, but. . . . I imagine Emily would be heartbroken and horrified. “You’re cheating on me? With a CAT?!” Cheshire would probably be his cryptic self, if angry.
2) Two and Five are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven is in love with Five and cannot let them marry Two. Does Five go back to Eleven or stay with Two?
Jennifer and Victor are getting married when Marty storms in? The dedicated Marty/Jennifer shipper in me says Jennifer runs straight back to Marty. Besides, we all know about the trouble Victor has with his vows.
3) Seven has a phobia that involves One. What is the phobia?
Emily has a phobia about Victoria. That’s easy – she’s terrified of Victoria stealing away Victor. Sheesh, since when do these memes make SENSE?
4) Nine and Twelve are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine pick and what movie does Twelve pick? Is Twelve happy with Nine's pick and vice versa?
Clara and the White Rabbit are having a movie marathon. Clara would pick a film version of one of Jules Verne’s books – 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, most likely – and the White Rabbit would probably pick an adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. I’m sure Clara would be fine with the Rabbit’s pick. The Rabbit might get antsy if Clara’s movie goes on too long, though.
5) Ten is in an unhappy relationship with Four and realizes that he/she should be with Two instead.
Richard is in an unhappy relationship with Cheshire and realizes he should be with Jennifer. Okay, meme, stop shipping the CAT with people. And I doubt Jennifer goes for green-skinned, part-clockwork madmen.
6) Three is pregnant with Nine's baby. How does Five react?
Doc is pregnant with Clara’s baby. Victor is more than a little stunned. “Doesn’t – doesn’t it usually go the other way?”
“Word of advice, Victor – never eat anything Helen Narbon gives you.” (The Narbonic universe has gender-swapping pills – Helen and Dave have used them many times.)
7) Does Number Three handle commitments well?
Doc? He seems to – was willing to stay 100 years in the past for Clara. Can’t get much more committed than that.
8) If Number Twelve suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
The White Rabbit? He’s a Wonderlander, what more do you want? I suppose the major one is his obsession with time and lateness. OCD maybe?
9) One sees Four with Eight and knows that Eight is involved with Six. Does One tell Six that Eight is cheating or does Six deserve to find out on their own?
Victoria sees Cheshire (augh!) with Bonejangles, but Bonejangles is with Alice. Victoria would tell Alice, being a proper lady, but – Cheshire’s a CAT and Bonejangles is a SKELETON! Although I suppose that wouldn’t stop them (Rule 34). Alice, of course, would kick both their asses six ways to Sunday.
10) Eleven is set up, by Ten, on a blind date with Seven. Does the date go smoothly, and has Eleven decided that he/she wants to kill Ten before the date has ended?
Marty is set up, by Richard, on a blind date with Emily. I can’t see that date going smoothly at all – Emily would probably be trying to force Marty to the altar. Marty would definitely have words with the Mad Hatter after all was said and done.
11) Two and Three have been dating for a year. Where does Two choose to pop the question?
Jennifer dating Doc?! Does this meme know my Sims game? I imagine Jennifer would propose at a nice, fancy restaurant, with flowers. Then the world goes splody.
12) Nine wants to end their relationship with Five. How does Nine choose to do so? Heartbroken Five has a one night stand with Three.
Clara ends her relationship with Victor. Victor has a one-night stand with Doc. Depends on what Clara’s ending the relationship for – she’d probably be gentle if it was just a “not compatible” thing, but I suspect Victor would be sporting a slap bruise if she thought he was unfaithful. As for the second part – NOOOOOOOO
13) Eleven and Twelve married. How does Twelve handle Eleven's death?
Marty married the White Rabbit. Um, okay – I’m gonna go with the ClaraRabbit of “Marty In Wonderland,” else this thing gets WAY too weird. I imagine the Rabbit would be very very sad. And force everyone to be at the funeral on time, or ELSE.
14) If there was one thing Seven could change about their life what would it be?
Emily? The whole “being murdered by the man she loved” thing comes to mind. Though that would kind of kill the movie. . . .
15) If Five could say anything to Ten what would they say?
If Victor could say anything to Richard. Hmmm. Victor would probably stammer out something about tea in an awkward attempt to make conversation, and Richard would be only too happy to continue with that line of thought.
16) A drunken Eight comes home and finds One in bed with Eleven. How does Eight react?
Bonejangles comes home to find Victoria in bed with Marty. Bonejangles would be furious – remember, dead people like Victor. I suspect him yelling all sorts of obscenities at the cowering couple.
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six and Nine possible?
Between Alice and Clara? No, neither of them swing that way.
18) Seven and Four are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Emily and Cheshire are bitter rivals. I suspect Cheshire made one of his cryptically-insulting comments to Emily, Emily (or perhaps her maggot) retaliated, and things just went from there. (I will not say “catfight,” I will not say “catfight. . . . .”)
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One and Twelve?
For Victoria and the White Rabbit? No way – different canons, and I doubt straightlaced Victoria’s into bestiality.
20) Four undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six or Five?
The Cheshire Cat becomes a girl cat and gets to pick between Alice and Victor?! STOP IT WITH THE CAT! Alice, just because she’s in his canon and I’ve actually seen Alice/Cheshire stuff. Victor wouldn’t even get to the undressing stage.
21) If Seven had to be stuck on a island with Two or Three which would Seven choose? Why?
Emily stuck with either Jennifer or Doc? Hmmm. If she’s still stuck on the husband thing, she’d want Doc. If not, probably Jennifer for the girl talk.
22) One and Two are romantically involved when One's original love, Eleven returns from the dead. How does One handle the person's return?
Victoria and Jennifer are involved when Marty returns from the dead. Victoria would take it very well in stride, given her experience with Victor. Probably be a bit embarrassing to admit she took up with Marty’s canon girlfriend, though. I suspect a threesome idea WILL be floated through the group at some point.
23) Nine is forced to choose who will live between Three and Six. Which one does Nine choose to live?
Clara is forced to choose between Doc and Alice. Sorry Alice, Clara would obviously choose her husband Doc. Though they have a time machine – they could probably save you too.
24) Seven falls in love with Eight. When Seven gets the opportunity to be with Eight he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight is only using him/her to get close to Two?
Emily falls in love with Bonejangles. But Bonejangles is only using her to get close to Jennifer. Cue heartbroken Emily again. She’d probably be to the point of smacking people around if this continues. (And it looks like Jennifer’s the BTTF slut of this meme.)
Okay, I want to get in some playtime with Emma, so I'll return later. Everyone, be careful who you pick for slot 4!
Choose 12 characters and put them in a numbered list. Once you've chosen, go behind the cut and grab these questions to answer them. No peeking until your list is complete!
1. Victoria Everglot
2. Jennifer Parker
3. Doc Brown
4. The Cheshire Cat
5. Victor Van Dort
6. Alice Liddell
7. Emily the Corpse Bride
8. Bonejangles
9. Clara Clayton
10. Richard the Mad Hatter (American McGee’s Alice)
11. Marty McFly
12. The White Rabbit
1) If Eight was involved with both Seven and Four how would Seven and Four react when they found out about one another?
Bonejangles is involved with Emily and Cheshire. Okay, I’ve seen Bonejangles/Emily fic before, but. . . . I imagine Emily would be heartbroken and horrified. “You’re cheating on me? With a CAT?!” Cheshire would probably be his cryptic self, if angry.
2) Two and Five are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and Eleven marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because Eleven is in love with Five and cannot let them marry Two. Does Five go back to Eleven or stay with Two?
Jennifer and Victor are getting married when Marty storms in? The dedicated Marty/Jennifer shipper in me says Jennifer runs straight back to Marty. Besides, we all know about the trouble Victor has with his vows.
3) Seven has a phobia that involves One. What is the phobia?
Emily has a phobia about Victoria. That’s easy – she’s terrified of Victoria stealing away Victor. Sheesh, since when do these memes make SENSE?
4) Nine and Twelve are having a movie marathon night. What movie does Nine pick and what movie does Twelve pick? Is Twelve happy with Nine's pick and vice versa?
Clara and the White Rabbit are having a movie marathon. Clara would pick a film version of one of Jules Verne’s books – 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, most likely – and the White Rabbit would probably pick an adaptation of Alice In Wonderland. I’m sure Clara would be fine with the Rabbit’s pick. The Rabbit might get antsy if Clara’s movie goes on too long, though.
5) Ten is in an unhappy relationship with Four and realizes that he/she should be with Two instead.
Richard is in an unhappy relationship with Cheshire and realizes he should be with Jennifer. Okay, meme, stop shipping the CAT with people. And I doubt Jennifer goes for green-skinned, part-clockwork madmen.
6) Three is pregnant with Nine's baby. How does Five react?
Doc is pregnant with Clara’s baby. Victor is more than a little stunned. “Doesn’t – doesn’t it usually go the other way?”
“Word of advice, Victor – never eat anything Helen Narbon gives you.” (The Narbonic universe has gender-swapping pills – Helen and Dave have used them many times.)
7) Does Number Three handle commitments well?
Doc? He seems to – was willing to stay 100 years in the past for Clara. Can’t get much more committed than that.
8) If Number Twelve suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
The White Rabbit? He’s a Wonderlander, what more do you want? I suppose the major one is his obsession with time and lateness. OCD maybe?
9) One sees Four with Eight and knows that Eight is involved with Six. Does One tell Six that Eight is cheating or does Six deserve to find out on their own?
Victoria sees Cheshire (augh!) with Bonejangles, but Bonejangles is with Alice. Victoria would tell Alice, being a proper lady, but – Cheshire’s a CAT and Bonejangles is a SKELETON! Although I suppose that wouldn’t stop them (Rule 34). Alice, of course, would kick both their asses six ways to Sunday.
10) Eleven is set up, by Ten, on a blind date with Seven. Does the date go smoothly, and has Eleven decided that he/she wants to kill Ten before the date has ended?
Marty is set up, by Richard, on a blind date with Emily. I can’t see that date going smoothly at all – Emily would probably be trying to force Marty to the altar. Marty would definitely have words with the Mad Hatter after all was said and done.
11) Two and Three have been dating for a year. Where does Two choose to pop the question?
Jennifer dating Doc?! Does this meme know my Sims game? I imagine Jennifer would propose at a nice, fancy restaurant, with flowers. Then the world goes splody.
12) Nine wants to end their relationship with Five. How does Nine choose to do so? Heartbroken Five has a one night stand with Three.
Clara ends her relationship with Victor. Victor has a one-night stand with Doc. Depends on what Clara’s ending the relationship for – she’d probably be gentle if it was just a “not compatible” thing, but I suspect Victor would be sporting a slap bruise if she thought he was unfaithful. As for the second part – NOOOOOOOO
13) Eleven and Twelve married. How does Twelve handle Eleven's death?
Marty married the White Rabbit. Um, okay – I’m gonna go with the ClaraRabbit of “Marty In Wonderland,” else this thing gets WAY too weird. I imagine the Rabbit would be very very sad. And force everyone to be at the funeral on time, or ELSE.
14) If there was one thing Seven could change about their life what would it be?
Emily? The whole “being murdered by the man she loved” thing comes to mind. Though that would kind of kill the movie. . . .
15) If Five could say anything to Ten what would they say?
If Victor could say anything to Richard. Hmmm. Victor would probably stammer out something about tea in an awkward attempt to make conversation, and Richard would be only too happy to continue with that line of thought.
16) A drunken Eight comes home and finds One in bed with Eleven. How does Eight react?
Bonejangles comes home to find Victoria in bed with Marty. Bonejangles would be furious – remember, dead people like Victor. I suspect him yelling all sorts of obscenities at the cowering couple.
17) Is a sweet love scene between Six and Nine possible?
Between Alice and Clara? No, neither of them swing that way.
18) Seven and Four are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Emily and Cheshire are bitter rivals. I suspect Cheshire made one of his cryptically-insulting comments to Emily, Emily (or perhaps her maggot) retaliated, and things just went from there. (I will not say “catfight,” I will not say “catfight. . . . .”)
19) Is a happily ever after possible for One and Twelve?
For Victoria and the White Rabbit? No way – different canons, and I doubt straightlaced Victoria’s into bestiality.
20) Four undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? Six or Five?
The Cheshire Cat becomes a girl cat and gets to pick between Alice and Victor?! STOP IT WITH THE CAT! Alice, just because she’s in his canon and I’ve actually seen Alice/Cheshire stuff. Victor wouldn’t even get to the undressing stage.
21) If Seven had to be stuck on a island with Two or Three which would Seven choose? Why?
Emily stuck with either Jennifer or Doc? Hmmm. If she’s still stuck on the husband thing, she’d want Doc. If not, probably Jennifer for the girl talk.
22) One and Two are romantically involved when One's original love, Eleven returns from the dead. How does One handle the person's return?
Victoria and Jennifer are involved when Marty returns from the dead. Victoria would take it very well in stride, given her experience with Victor. Probably be a bit embarrassing to admit she took up with Marty’s canon girlfriend, though. I suspect a threesome idea WILL be floated through the group at some point.
23) Nine is forced to choose who will live between Three and Six. Which one does Nine choose to live?
Clara is forced to choose between Doc and Alice. Sorry Alice, Clara would obviously choose her husband Doc. Though they have a time machine – they could probably save you too.
24) Seven falls in love with Eight. When Seven gets the opportunity to be with Eight he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that Eight is only using him/her to get close to Two?
Emily falls in love with Bonejangles. But Bonejangles is only using her to get close to Jennifer. Cue heartbroken Emily again. She’d probably be to the point of smacking people around if this continues. (And it looks like Jennifer’s the BTTF slut of this meme.)
Okay, I want to get in some playtime with Emma, so I'll return later. Everyone, be careful who you pick for slot 4!