"Could Be Random Cursing"
Nov. 15th, 2007 10:04 pmEmpty day in canon, though it's pretty easy to assume that Doc and Marty were fixing up the DeLorean to time travel tomorrow. Subject line comes from the fact that mistakes could be made and minor injuries recieved. :p
*gobblegobble*
O.o?
*gobblegobble*
*looks around, sees a turkey staring back at her*
o.O
Turkey: *gobblegobble*
WTF do you want, tasty fowl?
-TD: *coming in* Oh, there it is!-
Uh, we raising turkeys now?
-TD: Oh, no, this one escaped from Farmer Peabody. He's at the Inkwell offering to sell Thanksgiving turkeys and hosting a turkey hunt.-
Oooh, I see. How'd this one get into the muse house?
-TD: Ran like hell after seeing DocWolf and MartyFox.-
LOL!
-DW: *pokes head in* Well, what can you expect? I'm a natural predator!-
*turkey attempts to flee again, but TeenDoc pins it*
What are we doing for Thanksgiving this year? We gonna have the meal here at home, or you guys gonna do something at the Inkwell?
-D: *having come in with other Docs* It only seems appropriate to have the meal here at home. Our significant others have offered to drop by and help with the cooking.-
Nice. :) A real family dinner, hmm?
-VD2: *faint smirk* If you can call alternate selves family. Of course, I'm used to that.-
-VD: And I'd rather spend some time with alternate versions of myself than some of my real family.-
-E: I know I'm supposed to say "oh, Emmett," here, but I can't bring myself to. Not with the version of Elias I knew.-
*nodnod* Yeah. So is this our turkey, or --
-MF: *shakehead* We're buying precooked.-
-DW: It's for HatterDoc's sake.-
O.o?
-HD: I can't eat it once I meet it. Not many anthromorphs in Wonderland are food animals, granted, but --
Oooh, I gotcha. Yeah, I wouldn't want to see this guy on the chopping block either.
-OD: *tentacles make rough gagging noises* Not to mention this cuts down on the number of turkey internal organs we have to handle.-
-DW: We'll take care of any cleaning -- we LIKE those bits.-
-MHG: Carnivores are weird.-
-Eli Peabody: *comes in* You find the bird?-
-TD: *hands over* Here you are. Sorry, but we're going to have to pass on buying a live one.-
-Peabody: Why?-
-RPD: None of us are too fond of blood and guts for one -- yes, even me and the wolfmorph.-
-HD: And I simply can't eat it once I know it.-
-Peabody: *nods understandingly* Oh, yeah. We had that on the farm I grew up on. Us kids would always get attached to the turkeys before Thanksgiving, and we'd beg Pop not to serve them up. Pop was a soft-hearted sort when it came to his kids, so we never had turkey on Thanksgiving.-
-HD: *smile*-
-Peabody: Generally had rabbit instead.-
-HD: *HORRIFIED*-
-WRM: DUDE! I'm standing RIGHT HERE!-
I'd better do something before this turns into the incident of the year. See y'all later!
*gobblegobble*
O.o?
*gobblegobble*
*looks around, sees a turkey staring back at her*
o.O
Turkey: *gobblegobble*
WTF do you want, tasty fowl?
-TD: *coming in* Oh, there it is!-
Uh, we raising turkeys now?
-TD: Oh, no, this one escaped from Farmer Peabody. He's at the Inkwell offering to sell Thanksgiving turkeys and hosting a turkey hunt.-
Oooh, I see. How'd this one get into the muse house?
-TD: Ran like hell after seeing DocWolf and MartyFox.-
LOL!
-DW: *pokes head in* Well, what can you expect? I'm a natural predator!-
*turkey attempts to flee again, but TeenDoc pins it*
What are we doing for Thanksgiving this year? We gonna have the meal here at home, or you guys gonna do something at the Inkwell?
-D: *having come in with other Docs* It only seems appropriate to have the meal here at home. Our significant others have offered to drop by and help with the cooking.-
Nice. :) A real family dinner, hmm?
-VD2: *faint smirk* If you can call alternate selves family. Of course, I'm used to that.-
-VD: And I'd rather spend some time with alternate versions of myself than some of my real family.-
-E: I know I'm supposed to say "oh, Emmett," here, but I can't bring myself to. Not with the version of Elias I knew.-
*nodnod* Yeah. So is this our turkey, or --
-MF: *shakehead* We're buying precooked.-
-DW: It's for HatterDoc's sake.-
O.o?
-HD: I can't eat it once I meet it. Not many anthromorphs in Wonderland are food animals, granted, but --
Oooh, I gotcha. Yeah, I wouldn't want to see this guy on the chopping block either.
-OD: *tentacles make rough gagging noises* Not to mention this cuts down on the number of turkey internal organs we have to handle.-
-DW: We'll take care of any cleaning -- we LIKE those bits.-
-MHG: Carnivores are weird.-
-Eli Peabody: *comes in* You find the bird?-
-TD: *hands over* Here you are. Sorry, but we're going to have to pass on buying a live one.-
-Peabody: Why?-
-RPD: None of us are too fond of blood and guts for one -- yes, even me and the wolfmorph.-
-HD: And I simply can't eat it once I know it.-
-Peabody: *nods understandingly* Oh, yeah. We had that on the farm I grew up on. Us kids would always get attached to the turkeys before Thanksgiving, and we'd beg Pop not to serve them up. Pop was a soft-hearted sort when it came to his kids, so we never had turkey on Thanksgiving.-
-HD: *smile*-
-Peabody: Generally had rabbit instead.-
-HD: *HORRIFIED*-
-WRM: DUDE! I'm standing RIGHT HERE!-
I'd better do something before this turns into the incident of the year. See y'all later!