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[crossover_chick]

But first, the slumber party is going nicely. The guests are Narbonic Doc and Marty and Changeling Doc and Marty; Agatha, Gil, Zeetha and Krosp from Girl Genius; Helen, Dave, Mell, Artie, and Lupin from Narbonic; Alice, Richard, and Cheshire from American McGee's Alice; Emily, Victoria, and Bonejangles from Corpse Bride; and Fred, Gloria, Edgar, Boyd, Sasha, and Milla from Psychonauts.
-D: I'm surprised you invited Sasha, after he Psi-blasted you when you tried to glomp him.-
-Sasha: I thought she was attacking me.-
Like you boys haven't done similar stuff. Anyway, the more the merrier, right?
-J: You're sure we've got enough food in the house, right?-
Oh, yeah, plenty. Here, let me start bringing some out. *goes to get caramel corn*
-Fred: Sooo, what generally goes on at these get-togethers?-
-VD2: Well, we've never had a slumber party before. Generally we just talk if we meet up at the Inkwell.-
-Helen: Let's play Truth or Dare!-
-Emily: I don't think Victor would have the stomach for that game.-
-TTV: Hey!-
-Changeling!Marty: I thought we were watching movies.-
We can do all of that! The night is young, and life is good!
-VD: Vic, it's almost 10:00 at night.-
That's young when you stay up until 2.
-RPD: No rest for the wicked?-
-Mell: Sleep is for the weak.-

anonymoose_au brought in a new 20 Questions meme. I think you all know the drill:
Pick 10 characters and list them, then answer the 20 questions. No peeking before you list!
1. Jennifer Parker
2. Victor Van Dort
3. Alice Liddell
4. Gilgamesh Wulfenbach
5. Helen Narbon
6. Doc Emmett Brown
7. Victoria Everglot
8. The Mad Hatter
9. Agatha Heterodyne
10. Lupin Madblood


1. Characters 4, 9 and 10 are at an arcade. What game do they choose to play, and who wins?
Gil, Agatha, and Lupin are at an arcade? I somehow think they’d end up redesigning the machines to destroy those who have wronged them, but okay. I can’t really say what they’d play, I don’t know any arcades besides Breaknoid and Pac-Man. Agatha would win, though. She’s awesome like that.
-Lupin: Hey! I'm a pretty mean pinball, I'll have you know!-

2. Make up an e-mail address for 6.
Doc? julesvernefan@hotmail.net or outatime@hotmail.net. Or whatever service he uses.

3. If 8 had an iPod or some kind of music player, what kinds of songs would you find in it?
If the Mad Hatter had an iPod? That sounds like a really funny ad. :D He’d probably have the silliest Victorian songs you could find in it. Anything revolving around tea or hats would be a must.
-Richard: *looks at TeenDoc* Care to try making a steampowered iPod?-
-TD: *beam* Love to!-

4. What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
If I got to meet Agatha?! I’d go all fangirl for a bit (“OMG you’re the coolest comic book character I’ve ever seen”) then ask her how things were going in the comic. If I was feeling brave, I’d tease her about Gil (and probably be clonked over the head with a wrench for my trouble).
-Agatha: You've NEVER acted like that around me.-
I mean in the actual flesh, Agatha. Full canon and all that.

5. Do you think 6 and 4 are made for each other?
Are Doc and Gil made for each other? As romantic lovers, no. As friends, though, I can definitely see them getting on. They’re both mad scientists, after all, and I’m sure Doc would get a kick out of Gil’s lightning generator.
-TD: My unofficial cousin is indeed very cool.-
-Gil: *grin* Thanks.-

6. 1 challenges 3 to a no-holds-barred duel. Who will win and how?
Jennifer challenges Alice to a no-holds-barred duel. Sorry, Jennifer, but my Alice is always the American McGee version, and she’d kick your ass six ways to Sunday. I mean, the woman has HOW many deadly toys? Since you’re a good guy, though, she’d probably just knock you out with the croquet mallet and get on with her business.
-Alice: No hard feelings, Jennifer.-
-J2: Nah, getting knocked out is what we do best.-

7. 7, 2 and 1 order a pizza. What toppings does each one request, and what do the others think of the choices?
Victoria, Victor, and Jennifer order a pizza. This would be difficult, as Victor and Victoria wouldn’t know what pizza IS. I get the feeling they’d just go for plain cheese on their first venture, to Jennifer’s slight annoyance. Jennifer seems like a pepperoni and peppers girl to me. Victor and Victoria would be cautiously hesitant of trying her slices, I’m sure.
-Victoria: . . . Now I WANT to order pizza.-
-VJ: How many do you think it would take to feed all of us?-
-VD: Depends on the size of the pizzas.-

8. What subject would 1 teach if s/he were a teacher/professor? Would s/he be good at it?
Jennifer teaches a class? Hmmm. We don’t know many of her interests – I’ve seen her go into things ranging from journalism to psychiatry in fanfic. Me, I have her get into computers and web design, and she does get rather good at it. So, yeah, she teaches a basic computer class at Hill Valley High. (Cripes, now I may have to work this into a universe somewhere. . . .)
-AJ: I could do that.-
-J: Why computers, anyway?-
I dunno -- it was different. I think I was on a "stupid tech support" stories binge at the time too.
-J: *deadpan* Oh joy.-
If I have to suffer at my job, you have to suffer at yours.

9. 5 and 10 go on their first date. Where would they go, and what would they do?
Helen and Lupin. BWHAHAHAHA, canon! I don’t believe it! :D Yes, Helen and Lupin have dated – before she got into Dave, he was a crush of hers. They went on their only real date while feuding over a powerful crystal for their mad science work. Lupin wined and dined her, gave her black roses, and took her on a nice walk in a park. Of course, it was all to get the crystal from Helen (who had foreseen this move and given him a fake rigged to explode).
-Lupin: *sigh* A magical night indeed. . . .-
-Helen: I liked the hologram you used to cancel our second date too.-
-Dave: I didn't.-
-Lupin: That's because you were invading my lab at the time.-

10. 8 sings karaoke and dedicates a song to 7. What song would s/he dedicate and why?
The Mad Hatter dedicates a song to Victoria. I can only see this ending in major embarrassment, as the Mad Hatter is likely to pick the bawdiest/silliest Victorian song he can. Why? He’s the Mad Hatter.
-Richard: I might not!-
-Alice: *cough*bullshit*cough*-

11. How would 8 court 6?
How would the Mad Hatter court Doc? Well, if he swung that way, a trip down to the lab for a bit of tinkering, some nice tea and biscuits, a few comments on how wonderfully mad Doc is looking. . . . (Doc, in the meantime, is trying to find a way AWAY from the crazy, especially since this is the American McGee Alice version).
-D: As friends, though, that sounds like a good time.-
-Richard: You're welcome to drop by.-

12. Describe the relationship between 2 and 8 in the canon. Would you change it? Why?
Victor and the Mad Hatter don’t share a canon. Though my Victor and Richard the AMA Hatter who hangs around the Inkwell get along well enough. I imagine Victor would be well and truly spooked by the canon version of that Hatter, though. I like my muses getting along, so no, I won’t change anything between Tie-Twister and Richard, and I won’t force Victor to share a canon with the game Hatter.
-TTV: Oh, yay, for once I'm not stuck in an insane aslyum.-
-WRM: No, that's MY treat. "American McGee's Marty," remember?-
I haven't had those thoughts in ages.
-WRM: What -- I didn't say it! I didn't bring it up again!-
*giggle*

13. In your list, who do you think is the perfect match for 3 and why?
For Alice? I think it’s common knowledge that I’m a legal!Alice/Hatter shipper. Blame the fanartists who made him look cute and made me believe in the ship.
-Alice+Richard: *snuggle*-

14. 2 has a dream where 10 tells him/her to save 1, who is facing certain doom. What would 2 do?
Victor has a dream where Lupin tells him to save Jennifer. Victor would wake up very confused, I’m sure. I dunno if he’d discount the dream, given that he’s had experience with the supernatural, but what could he do about it? He lives in England, and Jennifer lives in California, and they’re in different time periods! Hmm, though you could get a possible crackish-fic out of it, if Doc and company time-traveled to Victor’s time, along with Helen and her gang. Poor Victor – first a corpse bride, now this.
-TTV: I assure you, Marty, if this ever did happen, I would do everything in my power to save your girlfriend.-
-VuM: Thanks, Victor, we appreciate it.-
-AJ: Us too.-

15. 9 and 6 are about to get married, until 3 crashes their wedding and abducts 9 against his/her will. 6 follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, 1. They must then hijack some form of transportation from 8 in order to get to 3's lair, where they must fight against 3's evil zombified minions. What will happen next?
Agatha and Doc are about to get married, until Alice crashes their wedding and abducts Agatha against her will. Doc follows them, but must forge an uneasy alliance with his/her archrival, Jennifer. They must then hijack some form of transportation from the Mad Hatter in order to get to Alice’s lair, where they must fight against Alice’s evil zomibified minions.
Um, okay. . . I can sorta see a Doc/Agatha wedding if they were in the same canon, she DOES seem like the kind of girl he’d be attracted to. And maybe Alice wants Agatha to help fight against the Red Queen? But Jennifer ain’t Doc’s archrival by any means – unless she still holds a grudge against him for the sleep-inducer incident. And transportation from the Mad Hatter? I’m thinking either they steal some of his clockwork robots and ride them into battle, or a variation on my beloved mobile tea table. But why would Alice – Oh, I know! The Red Queen is the nasty bits of Alice personified, so it stands to reason that maybe she could possess Alice! Doc and Jennifer then help rescue Agatha (because Agatha can rescue herself pretty efficiently) and save Alice from herself! Man, this would make some weird crackfic! (Well, most of these would.)
-Alice: Actually, if I was to kidnap Agatha for anything, it would be for the Hatter boss battle.-
-J2: We hold grudges more against the Bobs than Doc for the whole knocking-out thing. Next time, plan your cliffhanger endings more carefully.-

16. 8 receives a gift from 9. Does s/he open it or not? If so, what is inside?
The Mad Hatter gets a gift from Agatha (for aiding in her rescue? :p). Yeah, he’d open it – I doubt he’s the type to just let a gift lie around. The gift itself would probably be some new tools for his workshop. Mad scientists are easy to shop for. :p *imagines Richard hugging a new oversized wrench*
-Richard: An unbirthday present?-
O.o?
-Richard: What, Disney got the copyright on that or something?-

17. 4 is walking home when s/he sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against his/her legs. Will s/he kick it away, or take it home?
Gil? He’s a nice guy, I imagine he’d take it home and give it some food and maybe make it some toys. He adopted that goldfish from Beetle’s lab, after all, and even gave it some tank treads to roll around with. Just have to reassure Zoing the fluffy thing won’t eat him.
-Gil: I'm thinking "female cat I can modify for Krosp."-
-Krosp: If you're trying to get on my good side, it's working.-

18. 8 is dared by 4 to strip while pole-dancing in front of 7. Write a short dialogue about this.
The Mad Hatter is dared by Gil to strip while pole-dancing in front of Victoria Everglot. Somehow I think this relates to the karoke question of earlier:
Gil: *rather drunk* Hey, Hatter, I just noticed there’s a POLE right there. You wanna start taking it off in front of the girl?
Mad Hatter: *evil grin* Why not? What do you think, my girl? Want to see me dance for you?
Victoria: FATHER! FETCH YOUR MUSKET!
-Richard: *quickly moves away from Victoria and Tie-Twister Victor*-
-Gil: *does same*-
-Victoria: *facepalm* Why me?

19. What smiley/emoticon would best describe 5?
Helen? <3, of course. Helen loves her pink hearts. Her favorite evil t-shirt even has a heart-dotted i.
-Helen: *gringrin*-

20. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Rewrite Jennifer’s life? Well, the obvious thing is to see what would happen if Doc hadn’t knocked her out in Part II. Of course, if she’d just stayed with the car, Part II would have been very short. Hmmm. Having her go with Marty in Part I is also kinda overdone by now. Dang, Jennifer, you can be kinda hard to write for.
-J: We deal.-
-VJ: Might have been easier if we'd never seen the stupid car at all, huh?-
Yeah, but that creates the same problem as you staying conscious and not wandering away. Hmmm.
-AJ: So part II in canon is only possible if I'm unconscious? I don't know whether to feel insulted or useful.-


And another one I found on fandom_memes:
List five series, then answer the ten questions. Again, no peeking!

1. BTTF The Animated Series
2. Mystery Science Theater 3000
3. Whose Line Is It Anyway?
4. The Addams Family
5. Keeping Up Appearances


1. Which is your favorite series from your list? And why?
Toss-up between MST3K and Whose Line?, both of which are absolutely hilarious. Seriously, if you’ve never had the pleasure of seeing either show, you’re really missing out.
-Narbonic!Doc: BTTF:TAS isn't your favorite??-
-DW: You've never seen TAS, have you?-
-Narbonic!Doc: I've talked to Humor before.-
-TD: That's different -- Victoria made sure he had a brain.-

2. If you were to pair two characters from 1 and 4, who would they be?
From BTTF:TAS and The Addams Family?
Would you believe I actually shipped Jules/Wednesday for a while? *blush* I think they’d make a good pair. (Granted, I only know movie!Wednesday, but she liked Joel Glicker!)
-Docs: *all stare*-
Oh, come on, you all know I'm nuts.

3. What is one thing you'd like to change about 3's plotline?
Er, Whose Line? has no plot. It’s a totally improv show. I’d like to change the fact that it’s off the air. . . .

4. If both main characters of 2 and 5 were falling off a cliff, which one would you save?
Mike or Joel of MST3K versus Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced Bouqet) of Keeping Up Appearances. Mike/Joel wins hands-down. Hyacinth is a terrible snob of a woman whose main value is that her torturing of her neighbors is funny. Mike and Joel are actually decent people.

5. Which event was the most horrible for you in 1?
Shall I rant about the “Witchcraft” episode again, which had a plot that made no sense for the place it took in? Or shall I complain about Clara locking Doc out of the car in the second episode? That show could be REALLY infuriating at times.
-Narbonic!Doc: *jawdrop* What?!-
-MF: Yeah, definitely never saw it.-
-HD: They made our eyes the wrong color too.-
-J: Oh, yeah? They made me look like a chipmunk!-

6. Which is your least favorite character of 2?
Oh, jeez, I don’t think I have one. You could always love the Mads. Bobo from the Sci-Fi years could be annoying at times, but still. Can I say “whoever starred in those shitty movies they mocked?”

7. If the antagonist of 3 were to rape the main character of 1, what would you do?
Well, I’d KILL anyone who laid a hand on Doc like that. But Whose Line? HAS NO PLOT. There IS no antagonist, lucky for everyone involved in this question. N/A
-D: Moving on VERY quickly-

8. What song reminds you of 5?
Hmmmm. I really don’t think of Keeping Up Appearances while listening to music. Maybe anything involving snobs getting theirs. *shrug*

9. Of 1, 3, and 5, which is the easiest to think about?
BTTF: TAS, Whose Line?, and Keeping Up Appearances. Whose Line – it’s the funniest of the lot, hands-down. I occasionally go on YouTube binges looking for episodes I sadly missed. *really needs to get the DVD*
-TTV: Maybe we should do that tonight. That or MST3K.-
Yeah. *ought to buy Rifftraxs too*

10. Are the protagonists of 2 and 4 similar?
Of MST3K and The Addams Family? Not on your life! Mike and Joel were pretty normal guys, while the Addams’s were wonderfully weird. Though the bots do tip the equation some. Tom and Crow got up to some crazy shit sometimes. And Mike and Joel had their fair share of weirdness too – Joel’s waffle obsession, Mike’s dramatics. . . Maybe they’re more alike than I thought.


And, finally, we have some new Minimate pictures! Spidey and BTTF based. :D Sorry about the quality on a few, I'm new at this:

Let's start with the Spidey stuff:

Symbiote!Peter: ARRGH! OWWWW!
Unmasked!Peter: Oh, shut up you big crybaby.
Unmasked!Peter, you may notice, is missing his leg -- I broke it accidentally. He has since had it glued back on, so at least he doesn't just have a stump anymore.


Villian Party! Doc Ock, Venom, and New Goblin Harry get together to plot the downfall of Peter Parker.


Harry: Um, this is the "We Hate Peter Parker" club, Mr. Tannen. We can't let someone outside of the various canons join.
Biff-A: Come on! I'm getting sick of listening to my relatives call me butthead all day.
And with that, we segue to the BTTF stuff.


It's a paradox! And a quintet of Martys.
-M: And we've got three more on the way, folks.-



The Enchantment Under the Sea Dance. Don't they look happy together? :) Wish it was easier to make Marty look like he was playing guitar, though.


Marty: Doc, how can you see through those glasses?
Doc: Marty, these are very high-tech viewing goggles --
Marty: I'm over here.
Just a little joke at Doc's expense. :p
-OD: *rolls eyes*-
-VuM: *snort*-


Right, now that that's all over with, time for games! Helen, I believe you mentioned Truth or Dare?
-Helen: *glee*-
And then maybe we'll watch a movie.
-TTV: Anyone else here like Jim Carrey?-
-Gloria: Oh, he's a fine actor.-
First, though, you all ought to change into pajamas now.
-Helen: *grabs Dave and Mell* Come on, I finally got the matching slippers!-
-Agatha: Just so everyone knows, I do NOT usually sleep in my underwear.-
-Emily: Er, my dress kinda IS my sleeping wear.-
-Bonejangles: And I don't wear clothes at all.-
-Helen: Here, I've got a spare set. *hands him her pink-striped lab pjs*-
-Bonejangles: . . . I ain't wearing pink.-
-Helen: Dave does!-
-Richard: Is she going to lurk outside and try to catch glimpses of us changing?-
-Fred: O.O! Maybe coming here wasn't the best idea.-
-Boyd: *pointedly* Perhaps I should serve up some DELICIOUS MILK.-
There will be no indoor molotov cocktails.
-Sasha: . . . Did you just specify INDOOR?-
-HD: Oh, are we making s'mores later?-
-Fred: *muttering* I'm RECOVERING crazy, why am I here?-
-TTV: To be fair, the kind of crazy you catch here doesn't cause you develop abusive alternate personalities.-
No, it just turns you into a fanboy.
-TTV: -.--