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crossover_chickOne of the stories posted today on Not Always Right:
Someone’s About To Get Smacked To The Future
Retail | Rio Rancho, NM, USA
Coworker: “Yes, miss. I understand it’s an emergency, But let me ask my coworker. He probably knows what your looking for!”
Me: “What’s going on?”
Coworker: “This woman was sent in looking for an item. She said it’s called a … a … something capacitor.”
Me: “Well, we don’t really carry any capacitors here. That’s more of a true electronics store thing.”
Customer: “Please, it’s my son’s birthday and my husband says that we desperately need to find a 120 volt flux capacitor for my son’s Xbox!”
Me: “Ma’am, unless you have a Mr. Fusion, I don’t know where you’re gonna need something like that.”
Customer: “What do you mean? My husband said this was an emergency! I have been to 3 stores and no one knows what I’m talking about!”
Me: *laughs* “Well, your husband sent you for a part to a time machine.”
Customer: “I am going to kill that man!”
*glee*
Also, Chris Lloyd proves his Large Ham status here: Gobstopper Trailer by FunnyOrDie Thanks for the link,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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Someone’s About To Get Smacked To The Future
Retail | Rio Rancho, NM, USA
Coworker: “Yes, miss. I understand it’s an emergency, But let me ask my coworker. He probably knows what your looking for!”
Me: “What’s going on?”
Coworker: “This woman was sent in looking for an item. She said it’s called a … a … something capacitor.”
Me: “Well, we don’t really carry any capacitors here. That’s more of a true electronics store thing.”
Customer: “Please, it’s my son’s birthday and my husband says that we desperately need to find a 120 volt flux capacitor for my son’s Xbox!”
Me: “Ma’am, unless you have a Mr. Fusion, I don’t know where you’re gonna need something like that.”
Customer: “What do you mean? My husband said this was an emergency! I have been to 3 stores and no one knows what I’m talking about!”
Me: *laughs* “Well, your husband sent you for a part to a time machine.”
Customer: “I am going to kill that man!”
*glee*
Also, Chris Lloyd proves his Large Ham status here: Gobstopper Trailer by FunnyOrDie Thanks for the link,
cllort!
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Date: 2009-03-20 09:48 pm (UTC)