Today Is Meme Day
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crossover_chickFirst up, the one I found on DevART:
Pick ten characters, then answer the question sets. No peeking!
1. Marty McFly
2. Alice Liddell
3. Victor Van Dort
4. Doc Emmett Brown
5. The Queen of Hearts
6. Victoria Everglot
7. Biff Tannen
8. The Mad Hatter
9. Emily The Corpse Bride
10. Jennifer Parker
What would you do if:
1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
(The Queen of Hearts)
Queen: OUTRAGEOUS! Who has deprived me of toilet paper?! Off with their heads, off with their heads!
Me: Since when do giant tentacle creature mental constructs even GO to the bathroom?
Queen: Just fetch me another roll, peasant!
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
(Victor Van Dort, Biff Tannen)
*returns home after a long day*
Biff: Hey! Thank God!
Me: O.o?! What the hell? Who let you in? *sniff* And why do you stink of beer?
Biff: I, uh, let myself in. . . Okay, so I planned to messh up the place a bit, but there was thish shkinny guy watching the place, so I decided to offer him a few beersh to distract him and. . . .Uh. . . .
*pulls me to the living room, where Victor’s on the couch, completely plastered*
Victor: . . .and so she says I’m doing this to get attention and I’m thinking who wets their combinations to get attention oh hi Vic see you’ve met Biff he gave me a few of these they’re actually not all that bad kind of leaves you drymouthed though
Me: o.O
Biff: *weakly* How do we get it to shut up?
3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
(The Mad Hatter)
Hatter: There, that should take care of everything!
Me: Yay! ^^ *goes to get a drink of water*
*pause*
Me: Hatter, why is our sink dispensing TEA instead of water?
Hatter: Tea’s better than water!
4. Number 2 showed up at your school as your substitute teacher for the day?
(Alice Liddell)
Me: Since when do you teach?
Alice: I learned some things at the Skool. All right, everyone, who can tell me the recipe for your standard Drink Me potion?
Class: *lost*
Me: *facepalm*
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
(Jennifer Parker)
Me: . . . So, uh, where’s the top?
Jennifer: *covering boobs* Would you believe it shrank in the wash? I knew 70% off was too good to be true. . . .
6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
(Victor Van Dort)
People on the street: *gawking at horse-drawn carriage*
Me: Honeybunches, I appreciate the gesture, but we gotta get you a modern driver’s license.
Victor: Let me master controlling the horses first.
7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?
(Emily the Corpse Bride, Doc Emmett Brown)
Me: O.O O.O O.O
Emily: *hugging a now very dead and very confused Doc* Well – uh – you’re the one who’s always going on about how nice he is, and I would like a husband –
Me: YOUR REMAINS SHALL NEVER BE FOUND
Emily: Oh God
Doc: It’s make up! We’re playing a trick! JOKE, VIC, JOKE!
Would you allow:
1. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
(Victoria Everglot)
Yeah, I don’t see why not. Victoria probably has all right taste, and I do like Victoriana.
2. Number 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
(Marty McFly)
No. No no no no. Marty’s good at a lot of things, but I don’t think dental work is among them.
3. Number 10 and Number 5 to be left alone in your house/apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
(Jennifer Parker, The Queen of Hearts)
No way. Not because I don’t trust Jennifer, but because I don’t trust the Queen. I’d come back and the place would be all warped and fleshy-looking and poor Jennifer might not have a head anymore.
4. Number 8 to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
(The Mad Hatter)
Uh, he can if he wants to, but given the extreme height and gender differences, it’s probably not a good idea if he does.
5. Number 2 to try and fix your computer when it’s messed up?
(Alice Liddell)
Yes, let’s trust the Victorian crazywoman to fix my computer. That being said, I do want to hit it with a baseball bat when it’s malfunctioning, so if I needed to get rid of it and get a new one. . . .
6. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?
(Doc Brown, Emily)
With anyone else, no way. If it’s Doc asking me to, though, I might just dabble in necrophiliac lesbianism. He has to come with, though. :p
7. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together?
(Marty McFly, Victor Van Dort)
I can only imagine the horrifingly amusing disasters that would result from this. NO WAY.
Relationship Section:
1. Number 5 asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
(The Queen of Hearts, Alice Liddell)
Me: . . . How does this even work?! Is this narcissism? Masturbation? Just plain creepy?
Alice: *edging slowly away from the Queen*
Queen: I’m loooonely. . . .
2. Number 7 asks you to dance. Do you accept?
(Biff Tannen)
Me: . . . *kicks in shin*
Biff: Ow! *hops up and down* You could have just said no!
Me: Yes, but that wouldn’t have been nearly as satisfying.
3. Number 8 and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?
(The Mad Hatter, Emily)
Hatter: She likes my fandom the best!
Emily: No, mine!
Me: You guys are aware I like BTTF best of all, right?
Hatter: Yeah, but we gotta determine the number two slot. Which is American McGee’s Alice!
Emily: Corpse Bride!
Me: *rolls eyes*
4. Number 1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?
(Marty McFly)
Me: O.O! *jumps backward* What the hell, Marty?
Marty: *embarrassed* I’m sorry, Vic, I just – saw that other me with HIS girlfriend today. . . And I got to thinking about how long it’s been since I had a girlfriend. . . .
Me: Awww *patpats*
5. Number 3 confesses his secret love for Number 5. What do you think of this?
(Victor Van Dort, The Queen of Hearts)
Me: . . . Victor, are you feeling okay?
Victor: Fine! I think. . .I mean, s-she’s still a part of Alice, right?
Me: Yes, the evil psycho part. *suddenly worried* Uh, you’re not having any funny dreams about being somebody’s King, are you?
6. Number 6 is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3, and you find out about it. What do you do?
(Victoria Everglot, Biff Tannen, Victor Van Dort)
Me: So, ah, Biff thinks you and he ought to be together since he missed out on Lorraine?
Victoria: Yes.
Me: And he’s actually asked you on a date?
Victoria: Yes. I declined, but it didn’t seem to make a difference to him. Apparently we’re “meant to be.”
Me: Ahuh. And you and Victor still have this relationship thing going?
Victoria: Well, of course!
Me: And you want me to tell Biff?
Victoria: Well, he doesn’t listen to me. You can use – more force.
Me: *giggles* Okay, but get Victor in here. I don’t want him to miss this.
7. Number 4 proposes to you. Your reaction?
(Doc Brown)
Me: EEEE YES YES YES LET’S HAVE THE WEDDING RIGHT NOW I CAN GO GET PASTOR GALSWELLS AND BULLY HIM INTO IT
Doc: *horrified* This is not worth the twenty bucks they paid me for the dare! *flees*
Me: GET BACK HERE GROOM OF MINE *chases*
Emily: They call ME possessive. . .
Random Nonsense:
1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 A.M.?!
(Marty McFly)
. . .He was taking a late-night bath to help him sleep, heard a noise outside, went to investigate, and somehow got locked out? Seriously, Marty, this needs an explanation!
2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
(Alice Liddell, Doc Brown)
She even thinks of doing that and she’s going to find out what it’s like herself. With COMBAT BOOTS.
3. . . .And then Number 8 and Number 5 danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
(The Mad Hatter, The Queen of Hearts)
I can sum it up in two easy statements: “What the everloving FUCK?” and “AUGH, MY EYES!”
4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
(Jennifer Parker)
Uh – not much, I don’t think. Jennifer’s not exactly prone to that sort of behavior. Hmmm.
5. Would you tell Number 9 to “WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!” . . . ?
(Emily)
Not as such, no. Though I am interested in seeing under the dress just to see how skeletal her skeletal leg really is (that is, is there any flesh left on it at all).
6. What was Number 6 in prison for?
(Victoria Everglot)
You know, I’ve seen a fic or two where Victor is accused of killing Barkis Bittern, but not one where Victoria is. That could be an interesting twist on things. So yeah, the murder of her husband.
7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the room of your wall totally naked, posed, and shouted, “OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!” . . . ?
(Doc Brown)
I’d probably be stunned for a moment, then decide whatever mental illness caused this can be treated just as soon as I get the best look possible. ;)
And now, another one of those Pick Twelve, Answer the Questions Memes:
1. Harry Osborn
2. Doc Brown
3. Agatha Heterodyne
4. Helen Narbon
5. Victor Van Dort
6. The White Rabbit
7. Mary Jane Watson
8. Clara Clayton
9. Gilgamesh Wulfenbach
10. Caliban
11. Emily The Corpse Bride
12. Alice Liddell
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
A White Rabbit/Emily fic? Ah, that’s a crossover the fandoms haven’t latched onto yet. And no, I’m not particularly interested in reading such things. Though, now that I think about it, it might make some particularly weird crack. . . .
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Helen? She’s nice-looking, and she’s got that Mad Scientist thing going in her favor. Dave found her hot, and that’s good enough for me.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Alice got Clara pregnant? A whole lot of confusion, since they’re both girls and I’m pretty sure Alice doesn’t know about artificial insemination.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach? Most of the Girl Genius fanfic is Agatha-centric, but I did see this absolutely adorable fic of Gil and Agatha meeting as little kids over in fan_constructs.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Doc Brown and the White Rabbit?! Certainly not romantically – but I could see them getting along as friends. If only because Doc owns a time machine and thus can guarantee the White Rabbit is never late again.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Victor/Gilgamesh or Victor/Caliban. That’s actually a tough choice, and not just because I don’t usually do slash couples. I love both Gil and Caliban a heck of a lot in their respective canons. I’d have to go with Victor/Gil, though, since Gil has the mad science edge that I love.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Mary Jane Watson walked in on Doc and Alice having sex? I’m sorry, my brain needs a second to reboot. . . .
Okay, I think Mary Jane would yelp in surprise, then quickly make apologies and excuses to be somewhere else. And then privately wonder what the hell Doc is doing sexing up Alice.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Agatha/Caliban? Yay, Girl Genius/Narbonic crossover! Ahem: When Mell is ascended into Heaven, a despondent Caliban agrees to try out Helen’s new and improved time machine, and ends up in the late 1800s in Eastern Europe. There, he finds a chance at a new love with another, only slightly less trigger-happy and crazy girl – Miss Agatha Heterodyne. But will his own time-displaced status and her attempts to secure her birthright doom their relationship?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry Osborn/Clara Clayton? Unless I’ve missed a crossover somewhere, nope.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Mary Jane Watson/Alice Liddell? Hmmm: Two Much-Abused Redheads
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Helen to deflower Harry?! *giggle* Harry attempts to understand his dad’s interest in science by joining Narbon Labs. One accident with Helen’s gerbil inseminator later. . . .
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Slash for Mary Jane? Maybe. . . . Moose, you’re the big Spidey fan on my friends list, care to confirm?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Agatha het? Sure, anybody in the Girl Genius LJ community I’m a part of.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Emily stuff? I don’t think so, unless I’ve missed something from you guys. (Ally’s Victor/Alice pieces don’t count since those only feature Victor)
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Doc/Helen/Victor?! Ahhh, no, not enough people interested in all three fandoms. But it would be an epic threesome.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Caliban? Oh, God, I’m picturing him crying out something in Latin (he started out life in the strip as a demon) and Mell making him explain what the hell he said once they were done.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A songfic for Clara – “If Everyone Cared,” by Nickelback. It’s sort of my Doc/Clara song. :)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry Osborn/White Rabbit/Alice Liddell. Warnings: Threesome fic, furry, mental instability, potential gore/death (because, you know, it’s Alice and Harry)
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
For Doc to use on Caliban? Well, Doc doesn’t swing that way, but if he did, “So – would you like to test the boundaries of physics tonight?”
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Victor? Just the other day. I check the Corpse Bride section on FF.net regularly to see if anyone’s update. (Of course, most of it’s crap. . . .)
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
The White Rabbit? Hmm, considering he keeps a growing potion in easy reach in his house. . . . (What? Macrophilia’s a real fetish!)
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Would Emily shag Gilgamesh? She’d have to be drunk to even try it, I think, given that she’s waiting for her true love and all. I don’t think it would go anywhere, though, given the whole “dead and rotting” thing.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
If Agatha and Mary Jane got together? I would say Agatha – she’s gotten to be a very take-charge sort of person these days.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry Osborn and Gilgamesh Wulfenbach are in a happy relationship until Gil suddenly runs off with Helen Narbon. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Emily and a brief unhappy affair with Alice Liddell, then follows the wise advice of Victor and finds true love with Agatha Heterodyne.
First off – *gigglefit* Okay, the title would be, You Can Never Trust A Mad Scientist. Moose might read it for Harry, Ael might read it for the crack factor, and the members of the Girl Genius LJ group would read it for the GG bits. As for writing it – well, I’m probably the only one familiar with all the fandoms. . . .
Not much else to say, except that I'm really glad it's the weekend. Fridays really shouldn't be annoying.
Pick ten characters, then answer the question sets. No peeking!
1. Marty McFly
2. Alice Liddell
3. Victor Van Dort
4. Doc Emmett Brown
5. The Queen of Hearts
6. Victoria Everglot
7. Biff Tannen
8. The Mad Hatter
9. Emily The Corpse Bride
10. Jennifer Parker
What would you do if:
1. Number 5 was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
(The Queen of Hearts)
Queen: OUTRAGEOUS! Who has deprived me of toilet paper?! Off with their heads, off with their heads!
Me: Since when do giant tentacle creature mental constructs even GO to the bathroom?
Queen: Just fetch me another roll, peasant!
2. You came home one day and found Number 3 and Number 7 in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
(Victor Van Dort, Biff Tannen)
*returns home after a long day*
Biff: Hey! Thank God!
Me: O.o?! What the hell? Who let you in? *sniff* And why do you stink of beer?
Biff: I, uh, let myself in. . . Okay, so I planned to messh up the place a bit, but there was thish shkinny guy watching the place, so I decided to offer him a few beersh to distract him and. . . .Uh. . . .
*pulls me to the living room, where Victor’s on the couch, completely plastered*
Victor: . . .and so she says I’m doing this to get attention and I’m thinking who wets their combinations to get attention oh hi Vic see you’ve met Biff he gave me a few of these they’re actually not all that bad kind of leaves you drymouthed though
Me: o.O
Biff: *weakly* How do we get it to shut up?
3. Number 8 offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
(The Mad Hatter)
Hatter: There, that should take care of everything!
Me: Yay! ^^ *goes to get a drink of water*
*pause*
Me: Hatter, why is our sink dispensing TEA instead of water?
Hatter: Tea’s better than water!
4. Number 2 showed up at your school as your substitute teacher for the day?
(Alice Liddell)
Me: Since when do you teach?
Alice: I learned some things at the Skool. All right, everyone, who can tell me the recipe for your standard Drink Me potion?
Class: *lost*
Me: *facepalm*
5. You accidentally saw Number 10 wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo?
(Jennifer Parker)
Me: . . . So, uh, where’s the top?
Jennifer: *covering boobs* Would you believe it shrank in the wash? I knew 70% off was too good to be true. . . .
6. Number 3 insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
(Victor Van Dort)
People on the street: *gawking at horse-drawn carriage*
Me: Honeybunches, I appreciate the gesture, but we gotta get you a modern driver’s license.
Victor: Let me master controlling the horses first.
7. Number 9 killed Number 4 right in front of you?
(Emily the Corpse Bride, Doc Emmett Brown)
Me: O.O O.O O.O
Emily: *hugging a now very dead and very confused Doc* Well – uh – you’re the one who’s always going on about how nice he is, and I would like a husband –
Me: YOUR REMAINS SHALL NEVER BE FOUND
Emily: Oh God
Doc: It’s make up! We’re playing a trick! JOKE, VIC, JOKE!
Would you allow:
1. Number 6 to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
(Victoria Everglot)
Yeah, I don’t see why not. Victoria probably has all right taste, and I do like Victoriana.
2. Number 1 to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
(Marty McFly)
No. No no no no. Marty’s good at a lot of things, but I don’t think dental work is among them.
3. Number 10 and Number 5 to be left alone in your house/apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
(Jennifer Parker, The Queen of Hearts)
No way. Not because I don’t trust Jennifer, but because I don’t trust the Queen. I’d come back and the place would be all warped and fleshy-looking and poor Jennifer might not have a head anymore.
4. Number 8 to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
(The Mad Hatter)
Uh, he can if he wants to, but given the extreme height and gender differences, it’s probably not a good idea if he does.
5. Number 2 to try and fix your computer when it’s messed up?
(Alice Liddell)
Yes, let’s trust the Victorian crazywoman to fix my computer. That being said, I do want to hit it with a baseball bat when it’s malfunctioning, so if I needed to get rid of it and get a new one. . . .
6. Number 4 to set you up on a date with Number 9?
(Doc Brown, Emily)
With anyone else, no way. If it’s Doc asking me to, though, I might just dabble in necrophiliac lesbianism. He has to come with, though. :p
7. Number 1 and Number 3 to operate heavy machinery together?
(Marty McFly, Victor Van Dort)
I can only imagine the horrifingly amusing disasters that would result from this. NO WAY.
Relationship Section:
1. Number 5 asks Number 2 out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
(The Queen of Hearts, Alice Liddell)
Me: . . . How does this even work?! Is this narcissism? Masturbation? Just plain creepy?
Alice: *edging slowly away from the Queen*
Queen: I’m loooonely. . . .
2. Number 7 asks you to dance. Do you accept?
(Biff Tannen)
Me: . . . *kicks in shin*
Biff: Ow! *hops up and down* You could have just said no!
Me: Yes, but that wouldn’t have been nearly as satisfying.
3. Number 8 and Number 9 are fighting over you. What happens now?
(The Mad Hatter, Emily)
Hatter: She likes my fandom the best!
Emily: No, mine!
Me: You guys are aware I like BTTF best of all, right?
Hatter: Yeah, but we gotta determine the number two slot. Which is American McGee’s Alice!
Emily: Corpse Bride!
Me: *rolls eyes*
4. Number 1 tries to kiss you. What do you do?
(Marty McFly)
Me: O.O! *jumps backward* What the hell, Marty?
Marty: *embarrassed* I’m sorry, Vic, I just – saw that other me with HIS girlfriend today. . . And I got to thinking about how long it’s been since I had a girlfriend. . . .
Me: Awww *patpats*
5. Number 3 confesses his secret love for Number 5. What do you think of this?
(Victor Van Dort, The Queen of Hearts)
Me: . . . Victor, are you feeling okay?
Victor: Fine! I think. . .I mean, s-she’s still a part of Alice, right?
Me: Yes, the evil psycho part. *suddenly worried* Uh, you’re not having any funny dreams about being somebody’s King, are you?
6. Number 6 is cheating on Number 7 with Number 3, and you find out about it. What do you do?
(Victoria Everglot, Biff Tannen, Victor Van Dort)
Me: So, ah, Biff thinks you and he ought to be together since he missed out on Lorraine?
Victoria: Yes.
Me: And he’s actually asked you on a date?
Victoria: Yes. I declined, but it didn’t seem to make a difference to him. Apparently we’re “meant to be.”
Me: Ahuh. And you and Victor still have this relationship thing going?
Victoria: Well, of course!
Me: And you want me to tell Biff?
Victoria: Well, he doesn’t listen to me. You can use – more force.
Me: *giggles* Okay, but get Victor in here. I don’t want him to miss this.
7. Number 4 proposes to you. Your reaction?
(Doc Brown)
Me: EEEE YES YES YES LET’S HAVE THE WEDDING RIGHT NOW I CAN GO GET PASTOR GALSWELLS AND BULLY HIM INTO IT
Doc: *horrified* This is not worth the twenty bucks they paid me for the dare! *flees*
Me: GET BACK HERE GROOM OF MINE *chases*
Emily: They call ME possessive. . .
Random Nonsense:
1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 A.M.?!
(Marty McFly)
. . .He was taking a late-night bath to help him sleep, heard a noise outside, went to investigate, and somehow got locked out? Seriously, Marty, this needs an explanation!
2. What if Number 2 tied Number 4 to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
(Alice Liddell, Doc Brown)
She even thinks of doing that and she’s going to find out what it’s like herself. With COMBAT BOOTS.
3. . . .And then Number 8 and Number 5 danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
(The Mad Hatter, The Queen of Hearts)
I can sum it up in two easy statements: “What the everloving FUCK?” and “AUGH, MY EYES!”
4. Number 10 has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
(Jennifer Parker)
Uh – not much, I don’t think. Jennifer’s not exactly prone to that sort of behavior. Hmmm.
5. Would you tell Number 9 to “WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!” . . . ?
(Emily)
Not as such, no. Though I am interested in seeing under the dress just to see how skeletal her skeletal leg really is (that is, is there any flesh left on it at all).
6. What was Number 6 in prison for?
(Victoria Everglot)
You know, I’ve seen a fic or two where Victor is accused of killing Barkis Bittern, but not one where Victoria is. That could be an interesting twist on things. So yeah, the murder of her husband.
7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 smashed through the room of your wall totally naked, posed, and shouted, “OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!” . . . ?
(Doc Brown)
I’d probably be stunned for a moment, then decide whatever mental illness caused this can be treated just as soon as I get the best look possible. ;)
And now, another one of those Pick Twelve, Answer the Questions Memes:
1. Harry Osborn
2. Doc Brown
3. Agatha Heterodyne
4. Helen Narbon
5. Victor Van Dort
6. The White Rabbit
7. Mary Jane Watson
8. Clara Clayton
9. Gilgamesh Wulfenbach
10. Caliban
11. Emily The Corpse Bride
12. Alice Liddell
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
A White Rabbit/Emily fic? Ah, that’s a crossover the fandoms haven’t latched onto yet. And no, I’m not particularly interested in reading such things. Though, now that I think about it, it might make some particularly weird crack. . . .
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Helen? She’s nice-looking, and she’s got that Mad Scientist thing going in her favor. Dave found her hot, and that’s good enough for me.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Alice got Clara pregnant? A whole lot of confusion, since they’re both girls and I’m pretty sure Alice doesn’t know about artificial insemination.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Gilgamesh Wulfenbach? Most of the Girl Genius fanfic is Agatha-centric, but I did see this absolutely adorable fic of Gil and Agatha meeting as little kids over in fan_constructs.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Doc Brown and the White Rabbit?! Certainly not romantically – but I could see them getting along as friends. If only because Doc owns a time machine and thus can guarantee the White Rabbit is never late again.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Victor/Gilgamesh or Victor/Caliban. That’s actually a tough choice, and not just because I don’t usually do slash couples. I love both Gil and Caliban a heck of a lot in their respective canons. I’d have to go with Victor/Gil, though, since Gil has the mad science edge that I love.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Mary Jane Watson walked in on Doc and Alice having sex? I’m sorry, my brain needs a second to reboot. . . .
Okay, I think Mary Jane would yelp in surprise, then quickly make apologies and excuses to be somewhere else. And then privately wonder what the hell Doc is doing sexing up Alice.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Agatha/Caliban? Yay, Girl Genius/Narbonic crossover! Ahem: When Mell is ascended into Heaven, a despondent Caliban agrees to try out Helen’s new and improved time machine, and ends up in the late 1800s in Eastern Europe. There, he finds a chance at a new love with another, only slightly less trigger-happy and crazy girl – Miss Agatha Heterodyne. But will his own time-displaced status and her attempts to secure her birthright doom their relationship?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry Osborn/Clara Clayton? Unless I’ve missed a crossover somewhere, nope.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Mary Jane Watson/Alice Liddell? Hmmm: Two Much-Abused Redheads
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Helen to deflower Harry?! *giggle* Harry attempts to understand his dad’s interest in science by joining Narbon Labs. One accident with Helen’s gerbil inseminator later. . . .
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Slash for Mary Jane? Maybe. . . . Moose, you’re the big Spidey fan on my friends list, care to confirm?
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Agatha het? Sure, anybody in the Girl Genius LJ community I’m a part of.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Emily stuff? I don’t think so, unless I’ve missed something from you guys. (Ally’s Victor/Alice pieces don’t count since those only feature Victor)
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Doc/Helen/Victor?! Ahhh, no, not enough people interested in all three fandoms. But it would be an epic threesome.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Caliban? Oh, God, I’m picturing him crying out something in Latin (he started out life in the strip as a demon) and Mell making him explain what the hell he said once they were done.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
A songfic for Clara – “If Everyone Cared,” by Nickelback. It’s sort of my Doc/Clara song. :)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry Osborn/White Rabbit/Alice Liddell. Warnings: Threesome fic, furry, mental instability, potential gore/death (because, you know, it’s Alice and Harry)
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
For Doc to use on Caliban? Well, Doc doesn’t swing that way, but if he did, “So – would you like to test the boundaries of physics tonight?”
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Victor? Just the other day. I check the Corpse Bride section on FF.net regularly to see if anyone’s update. (Of course, most of it’s crap. . . .)
What is Six’s super-sekrit kink?
The White Rabbit? Hmm, considering he keeps a growing potion in easy reach in his house. . . . (What? Macrophilia’s a real fetish!)
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?
Would Emily shag Gilgamesh? She’d have to be drunk to even try it, I think, given that she’s waiting for her true love and all. I don’t think it would go anywhere, though, given the whole “dead and rotting” thing.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
If Agatha and Mary Jane got together? I would say Agatha – she’s gotten to be a very take-charge sort of person these days.
“One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.” What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Harry Osborn and Gilgamesh Wulfenbach are in a happy relationship until Gil suddenly runs off with Helen Narbon. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Emily and a brief unhappy affair with Alice Liddell, then follows the wise advice of Victor and finds true love with Agatha Heterodyne.
First off – *gigglefit* Okay, the title would be, You Can Never Trust A Mad Scientist. Moose might read it for Harry, Ael might read it for the crack factor, and the members of the Girl Genius LJ group would read it for the GG bits. As for writing it – well, I’m probably the only one familiar with all the fandoms. . . .
Not much else to say, except that I'm really glad it's the weekend. Fridays really shouldn't be annoying.
