*giggling madly*
Jun. 16th, 2010 10:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crossover_chick-DW: Back on Cracked.com?-
No, no, this has to do with bad fanfic.
-D: Aaah, rereading those ridiculous excerpts from that Harry/Hermione fic over at the HMS STFU again.-
No -- well, yeah, but that's not what I'm laughing about currently. This is regarding the latest Corpse Bride fic over at FF.net.
-TTV: *curious* Is it a humor fic? Another one of those "they'd never say this, ever" lists?-
No to the latter, not intentionally to the former. Someone decided to rewrite Corpse Bride as OC/Victoria.
-TD: *nods* So it's a badly written Victor/Emily fic.-
Actually, no. Victor's not in it.
-TTV: *blink blink*-
-HD: *pauses in pouring tea -- as in, the tea literally stops on the way to the cup* Come again?-
Victor's not there. And technically, neither is Victoria. And I have a hard time believing the Emily in this fic is actually Emily.
-VuM: *hovers over me* Back up here -- what the hell is this fic about again?-
Basically, the girl decided to do her own version of Corpse Bride, only instead of just using original characters, she decided to do weird things to the canon ones. Victoria has a new last name, Victor is now Elijah Vendor, and the fic basically consists of random scenes from the movie thrown together in baffling ways.
-VD: *starting to get curious* Are you going to show us any of it?-
Not just yet, but as the thing's BEGGING for a sporking. . . . I think I might get Victoria and Emily in on this one too, instead of just the usual Victor/Alice pair.
-WRM: You ought to spork something from American McGee's Alice at some point, you know. Give Victor a chance to feel like the fandom outsider.-
I should. There's enough badfic in there too. . . . But first, crazy Corpse Bride fic.
No, no, this has to do with bad fanfic.
-D: Aaah, rereading those ridiculous excerpts from that Harry/Hermione fic over at the HMS STFU again.-
No -- well, yeah, but that's not what I'm laughing about currently. This is regarding the latest Corpse Bride fic over at FF.net.
-TTV: *curious* Is it a humor fic? Another one of those "they'd never say this, ever" lists?-
No to the latter, not intentionally to the former. Someone decided to rewrite Corpse Bride as OC/Victoria.
-TD: *nods* So it's a badly written Victor/Emily fic.-
Actually, no. Victor's not in it.
-TTV: *blink blink*-
-HD: *pauses in pouring tea -- as in, the tea literally stops on the way to the cup* Come again?-
Victor's not there. And technically, neither is Victoria. And I have a hard time believing the Emily in this fic is actually Emily.
-VuM: *hovers over me* Back up here -- what the hell is this fic about again?-
Basically, the girl decided to do her own version of Corpse Bride, only instead of just using original characters, she decided to do weird things to the canon ones. Victoria has a new last name, Victor is now Elijah Vendor, and the fic basically consists of random scenes from the movie thrown together in baffling ways.
-VD: *starting to get curious* Are you going to show us any of it?-
Not just yet, but as the thing's BEGGING for a sporking. . . . I think I might get Victoria and Emily in on this one too, instead of just the usual Victor/Alice pair.
-WRM: You ought to spork something from American McGee's Alice at some point, you know. Give Victor a chance to feel like the fandom outsider.-
I should. There's enough badfic in there too. . . . But first, crazy Corpse Bride fic.
