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So have a meme I found over on DevART. Standard "pick 10 characters, then answer the questions" format. I did change/eliminate a question or two that referenced a fandom I'm not familiar with.

1. Emily (Corpse Bride)
2. Alice Liddell (Alice games)
3. Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride)
4. Dr. Emmett “Doc” Brown (BTTF)
5. Bonejangles (Corpse Bride)
6. Queen of Hearts (Alice games)
7. Edna Strickland (BTTF game)
8. Dr. Angus Bumby (Alice games)
9. Victoria Everglot (Corpse Bride)
10. Marty McFly (BTTF)


You’ve found 1's (Emily’s) secret stash of chocolate!
With anyone else, I’d probably sneak a piece or two. With a resident of the Land of the Dead’s stash, though? I’d leave it alone for fear the filling is somebody’s fingertip or eyeball.

2 (Alice) confesses his/her love to you.
Awesome, can we have a threesome with Victor? :D
-RPD: If Save_Us_Alice sees this, you may die.-
Worth it.

You win a free holiday with 4 (Doc).
Awesome again! Let’s go to Universal Studios and hold protest signs up in front of the Simpsons Ride.
-D: Do you really think that would do any good?-
Point. Let’s just go on Spider-Man a couple of times and then check out the new Harry Potter island on Islands of Adventure.

5 (Bonejangles) saves your life.
Awww, thanks Bonejangles! I assume that, despite his attitude that death is really not that bad, he doesn’t want any more Emilys Downstairs if it can be helped.

6 (Queen of Hearts) is living in your house.
GET YOUR CREEPY TENTACLES OUT OF MY LIVING SPACE SO HELP ME GOD. *is having traumatic “end of Queensland” flashbacks*

You find 7's (Edna’s) mobile phone.
*checks contact list* Temperance society, Sisters of Mercy soup kitchen, bicycle repair shop – demolition supply company? Oh, right, the dynamite! That’s all in order then.

You’re asleep and 8 (Bumby) comes and wakes you up.
DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT KEEP AWAY FROM ME *flails pillow*

9 (Victoria) kidnaps you.
Um, that’s rather out of character for her. Did I make one too many sets of googly-eyes at her version of Victor?
-TTV: Probably.-

You got to the movies. 10 (Marty) is sitting in your seat.
Oi, Future Boy, move. My chair.
-M: Make me.-
. . . *sits on*
-M: Hey!-

1 (Emily) confesses his/her love for 7 (Edna). You are hiding in a bush with 4 (Doc).
Emily: You may kiss the bride!
Edna: LESBIANISM DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH MY WORLDVIEW.
Me: So, Doc, just how much ARE you paying Emily to get her to do this?
Doc: 100 pounds. Worth every penny.

2 (Alice) and 9 (Victoria) are arguing.
Alice: He's MINE. He chose me of his own free will.
Victoria: He said that he felt we should be together always!
Alice: Wasn't he married to a corpse bride at the time?
Victoria: That doesn't necessarily negate that!
Victor: *face in hands* Why does this keep happening to me. . . ?

6 (Queen of Hearts) is molesting 3 (Victor).
. . .Okay, this is something that sort of happens in a dream sequence in “The Solicitor’s Ward. . .”
Alice: *blade out* Tentacles OFF my boyfriend.

5 (Bonejangles) and 10 (Marty) are stuck in a burning building, but you can only save one.
*saves Marty*
*Bonejangles walks out making sure hat isn’t on fire* Being a skeleton has some advantages.

2 (Alice) is invisible.
Found herself another Darkened Looking Glass, I assume?
Alice: *stabs Bumby*
Bumby: WTF OUCH
Alice: *glee*

1 (Emily), 6 (Queen of Hearts), and 4 (Doc) are at your house for dinner. There’s a blackout.
Emily: THERE’S SOMETHING GOING UP MY SKIRT!
Queen: *stealing all the food she likes the best* What – I thought that was the table leg!
Emily: Well it’s not!
Doc: Give me a minute, I’ll have the power back on directly!

3 (Victor) and 7 (Edna) play a prank on you.
*notices Victor wearing a Citizen Plus watch* O.O! Victor. . . ?
Victor: Yes?
Why --?
Victor: Oh, it helps enormously in getting rid of my stuttering and clumsiness! Those are bad habits, and we don't want those in the new world of the future.
Edna: Of course n-
*LAUNCHES HERSELF AT WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS*
Victor: *takes off the watch* You know, if I hadn't seen her try to brainwash you, I would have been much more reluctant to do that, Doc.
Doc: Exactly why I showed you the fourth episode before asking.
(Because, really -- Victor and Edna working together?)

You walk in on 4 (Doc) and 10 (Marty) kissing.
. . .
-M2: *deadpan* And a thousand shippers rejoiced.-
Next question!

4 (Doc) and 9 (Victoria) steal your boat. . . .
Doc: *busy hotwiring* I didn’t know you were a sailor.
Victoria: Er, I was under the assumption you were. . . .
Doc: . . .This could be a problem.

While 5 (Bonejangles) and 7 (Edna) rob your house.
Edna: Well, at least there’s no alcohol.
Bonejangles: You’ve got to lighten up. Anyway, check out this laptop. There’s a site on here you might like.
Edna: “The Erotic Mind Con--” YOU SICK MAN.
*quietly points out to Bonejangles that the only victim of a full-on Citizen Plussing we saw was Biff*
Bonejangles: GAH! There’s an image that’ll haunt my afterlife.
Good, now give me back my laptop.

You’re on a cruise with 3 (Victor) and 4 (Doc).
BEST CRUISE EVER. *ogles the boys in their swimsuits*

You need a new organ. 1 (Emily) and 6 (Queen of Hearts) are both compatible.
. . .My choices are the corpse or the tentacle monster. Well, given my options, I’d ask for Emily – after all, she’s not using them.

5 (Bonejangles) is robbing 2 (Alice).
Bonejangles: She really doesn’t have much to steal. What the hell am I gonna take? The pictures? The photograph? She have a spare dress I can pawn?
*Vorpal Blade pins his hat to the wall*
Bonejangles: Hey! I’m going, I’m going. . . .

You’re being held hostage by 10 (Marty). Pick your rescuer from the others.
-VM: Why would I be holding you hostage?-
-VuM: Maybe we’re trying to get some better fanfic out of her.-
Fat chance. Doc and Victor will save me!
-VD2: Actually, I think I approve you being held hostage.-
-TTV: There are far worse captors.-
-.- Alice, help?
Alice: If I must. . . . *cuts me loose from my bonds*
Yay! Now, can I –
Alice: Look, Victor without his suitjacket!
Where?!
Alice: *takes off*

3 (Victor) and 5 (Bonejangles) have robbed a bank. 5 (Bonejangles) comes to you for help.
Okay, a) how drunk did you two get last night, and b) how much did you steal, anyway?
Bonejangles: Well, Victor was a chatterbox, dunno what that tells ya. . .and we made off with 10,000 pounds. . . .
O.O
Bonejangles: You think they’d take it back if we pled the “we had some of Paul’s special whiskey” defense?
Worth a shot, I suppose. . . .

6 (Queen of Hearts) is in a bad mood with 3 (Victor) for robbing a bank. 6 (Queen of Hearts) comes to you.
Queen: Why would he do such a thing? Robbery is punished with decapitation in my realm!
Everything is punished with decapitation in your realm. And he was very drunk at the time.
Queen: Why would he get drunk?
Maybe he was trying to forget you PUTTING YOUR TENTACLES DOWN HIS PANTS.

1 (Emily) and 7 (Edna) are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 (Marty) are watching and filming it.
Marty: *with camera* Gotta say, for an uptight bitch, Edna knows how to dance.
I’m more impressed with Emily’s smooth moves. Have you seen the train on that dress?

3 (Victor), 5 (Bonejangles) and 9 (Victoria) are at a convention.
Victor: *running away from the Johnny Depp fangirls*
Bonejangles: *giving impromptu concerts for all the Danny Elfman fangirls*
Victoria: *sighing as she listens to Victor/Victoria shippers argue with Victor/Emily shippers*

You, 1 (Emily), 4 (Doc), 6 (Queen of Hearts) and 10 (Marty) are having a sleepover at 7's (Edna’s) house.
Marty: Sleepover? She kidnapped us for her Citizen Plus program!
Edna: You'll all be happier citizens once it's complete, trust me.
Queen: You'll pay for this, you insignificant worm! Off with your head!
Emily: I'd really like to know how this is supposed to work on me. My senses are rather deteriorated. . . .
Edna: We'll turn everything up full-blast for you. Now, Emmett, why don't you go first?
Touch him and you will die.
Edna: You're tied up AND chained in a cage. What could you possibly do to me?
It's not me, it's HIM. *jerks head up*
*Everyone looks up to see the Executioner*
Edna: Oh God
Queen: About time you got here!

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