Seriously, Life? Happy Mediums Are Good

[crossover_chick]

Yesterday I was giggly from an overdose of webcomics, today I'm angsty because my period snuck up on me. I no likey the mood swings.
-M: We're not too fond of them either.-
Hey, at least you don't have to experience them directly.
-TD: PMS sounds like a cruel trick Mother Nature played on the female sex at times.-
It is, TeenDoc. It is. Especially when it comes on you suddenly and leaves you feeling icky.
-HD: *patpat, offer tea*-
Chocolate would be better, methinks.
-HD: We should have something here. . . .-
-DW: Get any writing done today?-
Some -- worked some on that new Drabbles88, typed up some more Victor/Alice stuff. I really should just join the stupid community if I'm going to use their prompts table, aren't I?
-VD2: *amused* Probably. Though I don't think anyone would complain if you didn't.-
Heh. Other than that, not much happening around here. Rift isn't too busy (except for the shipping meme in the cafe), and thanks to said period, I can't really muster up the energy to do anything Nexus-wise at the moment. Bleh.
-RPD: Well, as long as--
Don't say what I think you're going to say! Otherwise it'll happen!
-RPD: . . .You've probably got a point. Sorry.-
Anyway, I figure I might as well join the meme bandwagon -- stolen from foxywriter, who got it from martyfan, who got it from darkjediprinces. . . .
Give me a character of mine (I'll take past, current, and original characters) and I'll answer the following questions:

01.) Full name?
02.) Best friend?
03.) Sexuality?
04.) Favorite color?
05.) Relationship status?
06.) Ideal mate?
07.) Turn-ons?
08.) Last sexual experience?
09.) Favorite food?
10.) Crushes?
11.) Favorite music?
12.) Biggest fear?
13.) Biggest fantasy?
14.) Quirks in bed?
15.) Bad habits?
16.) Biggest regret?
17.) Best kept secrets?
18.) Last thought?
19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience?
20.) Biggest insecurity?

My RP characters are in my profile, though you guys probably know everyone I play at this point.
-VD: You seem to be doing a lot of memes lately.-
*shrug* They help pass the time.
-OD: I suppose it's better than TV Tropes.-
Ooooh, there's no escaping TV Tropes. Ever.
-D: Really? You didn't visit there for quite a while. . . .-
Yeah, but now I'm back, aren't I?
-D: True. Haven't you read half the articles you look at already?-
Sometimes there's new stuff!
-VD2: Just stay away from anything in Madness Tropes. Or Silent Hill.-
*pout* You're no fun.

Comments

[martyfan.livejournal.com]

I choose Victor. Because it will be hilarious. Oh yes.

[docsgirl.livejournal.com]

*snork* Oh yes. XD

01.) Full name? Victor Fitzwilliam Van Dort – the Fitzwilliam comes from the first name of Mr. Darcy from “Pride and Prejudice.” Victor hates it.

02.) Best friend? Poor Victor never really had many friends back home – he’d probably say his old puppy Scraps. He doesn’t do well with people.

03.) Sexuality? Straight male

04.) Favorite color? Blue

05.) Relationship status? Complicated – before Rift he was engaged to Victoria Everglot and had accidentally married the Corpse Bride. But after Rift, he’d probably call himself single, since he has no idea what’s going to happen if/when he gets home.

06.) Ideal mate? Somebody willing to put up with him being kinda klutzy and shy, who shares his love of music and drawing.

07.) Turn-ons? Musical talent, backrubs, having his hair stroked (he’s surprisingly touchy-feely at times)

08.) Last sexual experience? A few weeks before the wedding rehearsal, Victor found himself needing to relax. So that night he snuck out one of his favorite penny dreadful chapters and read it over again. Said chapter was one of the “naughtier” chapters, and, well – Victor got “urges.” XD

09.) Favorite food? Ice cream. Blame Babel and her neverending Rocky Road for that.

10.) Crushes? The girls in his penny dreadfuls, most often. He’s too shy to get proper crushes on real women. Though he liked Victoria Everglot a fair bit, so she probably counts.

11.) Favorite music? Piano concertos – he likes all of the greats, like Mozart.

12.) Biggest fear? Everything Being abandoned because he did something wrong.

13.) Biggest fantasy? Being a hero like in the books and penny dreadfuls – being brave and smart and loved by practically everyone. On the more realistic scale, he’d like to discover a whole new species of butterfly one day.

14.) Quirks in bed? Somehow I see him as the one usually on the bottom *snicker*

15.) Bad habits? He’s klutzy. Startle him and things tend to go flying. He also stammers when he’s nervous or upset. He’s got this tendency to yank on his tie as well, which is probably going to lead to him inadvertently strangling himself one day.

16.) Biggest regret? Not being able to be the “perfect son” his parents want. He tries, he really does, but he’s just too different from the ideal they built up in their heads.

17.) Best kept secrets? The penny dreadfuls he keeps under his mattress back home. Victor absolutely LOVES those trashy stories, no matter how gory or weird they get. He’d probably enjoy comic books in the modern day.
On a darker note, there’s one incident Victor’s sworn never to tell anybody. When he was fifteen, he had a really bad day where absolutely nothing was going right and his mother screamed at him to “stop embarrassing her.” Victor was so upset that that night – he came very close to slitting his throat with his father’s straight razor. Fortunately a noise in the house startled him, and he dropped the razor and ran back to his room. Nobody ever found out, and Victor’s made an effort not to let himself get that low ever again.

18.) Last thought? Probably “Oh GOD,” or “I knew this was going to happen one day.”

19.) Worst sexual/romantic experience? The whole day before he fell through the Rift, honestly. Screwing up his vows at the rehearsal, setting his future mother-in-law on fire, fleeing to the woods, and finally marrying a freaking corpse by accident. Victor has no luck.

20.) Biggest insecurity? Everything . . . Actually, “everything” does kind of sum it up. He’s constantly worried he’s going to do something wrong or disappoint people. Victor honestly doesn’t like himself very much. :(

. . .Okay, that took a turn somewhere from hilarious into OH GOD ANGSTY. :(