Happy New Year! We're Back!

Honey, I'm Hoo--
*House is wrecked, furniture turned over*
What the hell? *yells* SARAH!
*Sarah stumbles out of kitchen, weaving*
-S: *obviously drunk* Hey -hic- Vicky!-
Sarah, what the hell happened here????
-D: *with bags* Great Scott!-
-VD: Looks like soulless vampires to me.-
-S: -hic- We had a -hic- party!-
Party?!?!?
*John appears, carrying two passed out Animaniacs*
-JC: Dokki and Wakko got into Mom's tequila. Austin and -hic- Terminator tried to clean up the place.-
-W: *moan* My head. . . .-
*rolls eyes* Well, I know how to sober you up fast. Doc! Let's make some wake-up juice!
-John, Animaniacs: *sobering* NO WAKE-UP JUICE!-
-S: You're all -hic- sissies! Lay it on me!-
Oooo-kay.

Sarah: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

*Runs to sink and starts sucking on faucet*
-JC: Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment?-
Hey, she asked for it.
*Sarah slumps to ground*
-S: Ooooooooo-
*Terminator helps her to couch*
Now, down to business. Lovely weather in Florida! Naples was great -- didn't rain one day we were down there. Orlando was good too.
-D: Our other self was not there, unfortunately. He was on sick leave.-
*sigh* Win some, lose some. But I got some great stuff. A DeLorean model kit, the Part III novel, T2 novel, X-Men DVDs, BTTF comics, Dracula movies, and a BTTF:TAS video. Also a stuffed Einy and a shirt with me and Doc on it. I'll try to get pictures up later.
-S: You. . .bas-tards *faints*-
You let them have a party! Besides, you work better sober. Yo, Austin, Termy, finish cleanup.
-AT: Can I see your Terminator 2 novel first?-
Oh, okay.