crossover_chick | You Know, Normally The Muses Would Be Annoyed With Me

Because I didn't get a lot done yesterday. But I fear I have scarred them some.
You see, I spent a good portion of the afternoon reading

deleterius. And they had some BAD fics on there.
-D: *brain broken* Faugh. Bwee.-
-M: Just -- just so glad they don't do Back To The Future in that community.-
Yeah, I know. Although a few BTTF fics deserve a thorough sporking.
-VD: I think my brain melted at that last mpreg fic.-
-M2: I'm surprised mine hasn't oozed out my ears yet.-
-DW: I'm not going to see any mutant plotbunnies, am I?-
HELL no.
-DW: Good. Reading about that sort of thing was enough.-
Yeah, I can guess.
-VD2: Nobody mention Julia from

revison_doc, please. I have to physically force myself not to think of the logistics of that situation at the moment.-
I told you, in Sims, the plumbob acts as the womb. We just need to find out why you get a preggers belly.
-VM: I don't want to think about that at all.-
-TD: Death rays! That's what we need! Death rays!-
-E: You know, I never thought I'd agree with your more violent tendencies. . . .-
-OD: *tentacles hiding and making frightened chirping noises* They don't even want to know if any Doc Ock fics like that exist. Because they just know they'd be put to -- interesting uses.-
-VuM: Doc, that was SO not a mental image I needed.
*shows tentacles the colored BTTF Puppet Pal* That make you feel better? Even marginally?
-OD: *tentacles come out a litle* That is kind of cute. . . .-
:)
-OD: . . . But I can't stop thinking about where the HAND IS!-
No! No, look at it again! It's where the legs are supposed to be! Legs!
-TD: Better yet, we can think of it as a non-animate creature -- although I suppose you could create a sort of clank brain for---
Whoa, heading into horror movie territory there.
-VD: More like MST3K movie, if we're talking about puppets.-
Heh, perhaps.
-D: I think I need to puzzle out some complicated theorems to get my mind off things.-
Only you could say that and have it make sense. Shoo then.
-M: Yeah, I'm gonna hit the band room.-
-VD2: For the sake of thoroughness, did you do anything fic-related?-
Besides the written "Boy Genius?" I got some editing done on Chapter Three of typed BG, and Chapter Three of "Liquid Chocolate."
-DW: I can understand a reluctance to write --

deleterius kills a good number of your brain cells.-
Yeah, I know. And yet, I had a very good laugh at the sporkage.
-DW: You promised no mutant plot bunnies!-
Relax, this one stays with me. You don't have to come near it. *pets the Sporkage!Plot Bunny* Besides, how would I write it?
-DW: Good point. *joins other Docs in the lab*-