I Need To Update Back To The Vampire
May. 30th, 2009 11:39 pm-VD2: Oh? I don't think you have any new BTTF stories.-
Yeah, but with all the Corpse Bride ideas in my head, I'm thinking I ought to give the fandom a page.
-VD2: Ah, good point.-
-RPD: Weren't you also going to put up bios for your RPG characters?-
Crap, I was! Gotta get back on that. . . . And I'm thinking of making a separate page for another category of stories too.
-DW: The muse stories?-
No, but now that you've mentioned it -- no, Vic, stay on track. I'm talking about the Futurified and Corpsified Classics.
-MF: *puzzled* Uh -- isn't only "Marty in Wonderland" up at the moment?-
Yeah, but take a look at "Overly Plotted Bunnies." I've got "Cinder-Marty" written, and versions of "The Little Mermaid," "Sleeping Beauty," and "Snow White--"
-VM: HANG ON! "Snow White?!"-
Yeah, that's the latest one.
-M: Who the hell is that one about? Neither me or Jennifer looks like Snow!-
Of course not. It calls for someone overly pale with black hair. I wonder who fits THAT description.
-TTV: *staaaare* Er, but -- you seem to have forgotten something.-
Pardon?
-TTV: I'm a boy.-
-M2: Victor, you were around when she wrote "Cinder-Marty." It don't matter.-
:D That's actually the joke of the prologue in this version -- Nell is preggers, and proclaims to William that she wants a child "with skin as white as snow, and hair as black as ebony, to be the fairest in the land!"
Nine Months Later
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU MEAN, IT'S A BOY?!"
-M: *snickers despite himself* Okay, that could be funny.-
-TTV: *facepalm* Do I even want to know how it goes?-
Well, instead of an evil stepmother, we have Lord Barkis as the evil chancellor. He's the one who orders Victor killed so he can have a shot at Victor's arranged betrothed, Victoria. And instead of the seven dwarves, we have all the most recognizable characters of the Land of the Dead who take Victor in. And there's naturally the Victor/Emily/Victoria love triangle thing.
-VD: This does bring up the question of, who wakes him with true love's kiss once he gets poisoned?-
They kiss him together.
-TTV: . . . I should have known you'd go for the threesome angle.-
I like what I like! There's a threesome angle in "The Little Corpse Mermaid" too, though that one does have two possible endings -- one more canon, one for the threesome.
-HD: *sips his tea* So, how many Classics does this make?-
Hmmm. With ones written and planned:
"Marty In Wonderland"
"Victor Through The Looking-Glass"
"Cinder-Marty"
"Love Will Find A Way"
"Back To Sleeping Beauty"
"The Little Corpse Mermaid"
"Snow White Victor"
"The Tale"
Eight. The Corpsified ones outnumber the Futurified ones by one, but since "Cinder-Marty" and "Love Will Find A Way" take place in the same universe. . . .
-D: Wait a minute, what's "The Tale?"-
That's my Massive Multiplayer Crossover idea. You know, the one where Marty's the Boy Who Set Out To Learn What Fear Was, Victor the Godson of Death, Alice Little Red Riding Hood?
-D: Oh, THAT. I take it you were reading "No Rest For The Wicked" earlier.-
And "Cheshire Crossing." Neither of which update as fast as I'd like. *pouts*
-OD: I'm sure some people could say that about YOU.-
Yeah, yeah, I know. I really gotta get back into the habit of doing stuff, instead of getting constantly distracted. Stupid internet.
-RPD: How about you start with some tagging for Rift!Victor and Clockwork?-
-TD: Or at least have someone yell at you in
dear_mun. That's funny.-
Ha ha. First, I need a drink. Thirsty as heck for some reason.
Final note of the day: KIT-KAT FRIEND-ZS ARE AWESOME.
-D: *amused* So you finally found one they make with the chocolate soft-serve.-
HELL YEAH.
Yeah, but with all the Corpse Bride ideas in my head, I'm thinking I ought to give the fandom a page.
-VD2: Ah, good point.-
-RPD: Weren't you also going to put up bios for your RPG characters?-
Crap, I was! Gotta get back on that. . . . And I'm thinking of making a separate page for another category of stories too.
-DW: The muse stories?-
No, but now that you've mentioned it -- no, Vic, stay on track. I'm talking about the Futurified and Corpsified Classics.
-MF: *puzzled* Uh -- isn't only "Marty in Wonderland" up at the moment?-
Yeah, but take a look at "Overly Plotted Bunnies." I've got "Cinder-Marty" written, and versions of "The Little Mermaid," "Sleeping Beauty," and "Snow White--"
-VM: HANG ON! "Snow White?!"-
Yeah, that's the latest one.
-M: Who the hell is that one about? Neither me or Jennifer looks like Snow!-
Of course not. It calls for someone overly pale with black hair. I wonder who fits THAT description.
-TTV: *staaaare* Er, but -- you seem to have forgotten something.-
Pardon?
-TTV: I'm a boy.-
-M2: Victor, you were around when she wrote "Cinder-Marty." It don't matter.-
:D That's actually the joke of the prologue in this version -- Nell is preggers, and proclaims to William that she wants a child "with skin as white as snow, and hair as black as ebony, to be the fairest in the land!"
Nine Months Later
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU MEAN, IT'S A BOY?!"
-M: *snickers despite himself* Okay, that could be funny.-
-TTV: *facepalm* Do I even want to know how it goes?-
Well, instead of an evil stepmother, we have Lord Barkis as the evil chancellor. He's the one who orders Victor killed so he can have a shot at Victor's arranged betrothed, Victoria. And instead of the seven dwarves, we have all the most recognizable characters of the Land of the Dead who take Victor in. And there's naturally the Victor/Emily/Victoria love triangle thing.
-VD: This does bring up the question of, who wakes him with true love's kiss once he gets poisoned?-
They kiss him together.
-TTV: . . . I should have known you'd go for the threesome angle.-
I like what I like! There's a threesome angle in "The Little Corpse Mermaid" too, though that one does have two possible endings -- one more canon, one for the threesome.
-HD: *sips his tea* So, how many Classics does this make?-
Hmmm. With ones written and planned:
"Marty In Wonderland"
"Victor Through The Looking-Glass"
"Cinder-Marty"
"Love Will Find A Way"
"Back To Sleeping Beauty"
"The Little Corpse Mermaid"
"Snow White Victor"
"The Tale"
Eight. The Corpsified ones outnumber the Futurified ones by one, but since "Cinder-Marty" and "Love Will Find A Way" take place in the same universe. . . .
-D: Wait a minute, what's "The Tale?"-
That's my Massive Multiplayer Crossover idea. You know, the one where Marty's the Boy Who Set Out To Learn What Fear Was, Victor the Godson of Death, Alice Little Red Riding Hood?
-D: Oh, THAT. I take it you were reading "No Rest For The Wicked" earlier.-
And "Cheshire Crossing." Neither of which update as fast as I'd like. *pouts*
-OD: I'm sure some people could say that about YOU.-
Yeah, yeah, I know. I really gotta get back into the habit of doing stuff, instead of getting constantly distracted. Stupid internet.
-RPD: How about you start with some tagging for Rift!Victor and Clockwork?-
-TD: Or at least have someone yell at you in
Ha ha. First, I need a drink. Thirsty as heck for some reason.
Final note of the day: KIT-KAT FRIEND-ZS ARE AWESOME.
-D: *amused* So you finally found one they make with the chocolate soft-serve.-
HELL YEAH.